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How do you when you are getting old?
When you don't smell like colone/perfume. Instead like ben-gay or some other pain ointment. LOL! Feb 01 13 05:12 pm Link When they do not ask for your ID for the senior discount Feb 01 13 05:13 pm Link When people don't even bat an eye when you let one rip. Feb 01 13 05:14 pm Link How do you when you are getting old? When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing. Feb 01 13 05:18 pm Link When you are keeping track of where the bathroom is everywhere you go. Feb 01 13 05:23 pm Link When I can date a woman that is half my age and not get into any legal trouble anywhere in the world... not that I would. Feb 01 13 05:29 pm Link When you see a hot chick and then realize she's younger than your children. Feb 01 13 05:29 pm Link When you inexplicably start picking your ear with a key. And it feels SOOO good. Feb 01 13 05:30 pm Link Ismael Barrera wrote: I smelled like Ben Gay, Atomic Balm, NitroTan and a lot of other sinus-clearing scents when I was in high school and college. Feb 01 13 05:31 pm Link Pinup Fantasies wrote: I was gonna say, When the mother of the girl you're checking out calls you Sir. Feb 01 13 05:32 pm Link When people constantly have to remind you that your zipper is down. Feb 01 13 05:45 pm Link Good Egg Productions wrote: Who? Me? Feb 01 13 05:59 pm Link When you realize you don't mind having aids: hearing aids, home health aids, walking aids, .... Feb 01 13 06:02 pm Link Ismael Barrera wrote: better. Feb 01 13 06:03 pm Link When the wrinkled old woman with saggy tits you've been married to since forever looks better than the hot college chicks walking past your house Feb 01 13 06:27 pm Link Pinup Fantasies wrote: Feb 01 13 06:31 pm Link Ismael Barrera wrote: Ismael, I know I am old.... Feb 01 13 06:32 pm Link When you feel the same getting off your bicycle after finishing a century ride as you do get out of bed in the morning. Feb 01 13 06:43 pm Link When people you don't know start calling you sir. Feb 01 13 06:45 pm Link When 10 p.m. is waaaaay past your bedtime Feb 01 13 06:46 pm Link When you start telling adults to get off your lawn. Feb 01 13 06:48 pm Link When your Depends is giving you a wedgy and you just don't give a damn! Feb 01 13 06:49 pm Link Depends Feb 01 13 06:50 pm Link 3pm dinner at the Golden Corral buffet. Feb 01 13 06:51 pm Link When you get a BJ from your wife or girlfriend and you know you won't have to worry about teeth. Feb 01 13 06:53 pm Link When I enter another room in the house and forget what was the reason I went there for... . Feb 01 13 06:55 pm Link When you wake up in the morning, look around, and say "Well, I'll be damned!" Feb 01 13 06:56 pm Link Or, when your doctor lectures you about your drinking, smoking, weight, and wants you to exercise if you plan on being around in another ten years, and your're like "are you freaking serious?" Feb 01 13 06:59 pm Link Orca Bay Images wrote: lmfao Feb 01 13 07:00 pm Link When discussing the music of Alice Cooper with a friend and a teeny bobber asks, "who she?". Feb 01 13 07:13 pm Link DOUGLASFOTOS wrote: Not far behind. LOL! Time flies Thomas. Feb 01 13 07:27 pm Link Raoul Isidro Images wrote: Haha! Or when you like crazy looking for your keys... and they are in your hand. Feb 01 13 07:28 pm Link Lohkee wrote: Like those young punks know shit. Give them a few more years going down the road of life and they will understand that drinking, smoking and enjoying a good meal is about only joy you get in day. Feb 01 13 07:30 pm Link fullmetalphotographer wrote: Right! When your kids have no clue who are the people that you see as your favorite singers. (Have actually seen that.) Feb 01 13 07:30 pm Link Bill Bates wrote: What is this "sex" thing you speak of? Can I get it a Denny's on the senior menu? Feb 01 13 07:37 pm Link Ismael Barrera wrote: My kids know, hell, they grew up listening to my stuff. My grandkids, ummmm, clueless. Feb 01 13 07:40 pm Link When you need to have a remote to turn your car lights "on" just so you can find it. Feb 01 13 07:42 pm Link This is the funniest thread I've read on MM in a very long time. Feb 01 13 07:45 pm Link When SB and OT on MM have become your "life" or, even worse, when some of the people on MM actually start making sense to you. Feb 01 13 07:45 pm Link When you finally "find" your glasses... the ones that were on the top of your head... after searching everywhere else... Feb 01 13 07:47 pm Link |