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Photographer
Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


Misty R H wrote:
When someone asks you if you Twitter and you reply "I used to but the doctor gave me pills to stop it".  wink

lol

Feb 06 13 12:21 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
the lonely photographer
Posts: 1,847
Beverly Hills, California, US


when you try not to sleep, be afraid you won't wake up.
Feb 06 13 12:37 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


You are old if you remember having vinyl LPs, 33's and 8 track tapes.

Or

If you used to wear Angels Flight Pants with platform shoes or Dittos Saddle back jeans.

https://www.dressthatman.com/pics2/pant/pant275.jpg
Feb 06 13 09:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Retoucher
Rpixretouching
Posts: 354
Perris, California, US


when you hear the ambulance  siren every 5 minutes and you forgot you Live in a 55 plus community . LOL
Feb 06 13 09:56 pm  Link  Quote 
Retoucher
Rpixretouching
Posts: 354
Perris, California, US


when you fall asleep at the bus stop and wake up two hours later and you forgot where were you  going
http://www.mediafire.com/conv/daf9da4719b133de4dab91328612abda5495e86ece4fba6e18ab768b450b4d937g.jpg
Feb 06 13 10:06 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Erin Holmes
Posts: 6,310
Albuquerque, New Mexico, US


The Space Cowboy wrote:
How do you when you are getting old?

When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing.

lols

Feb 06 13 10:06 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
J O H N A L L A N
Posts: 9,728
Santa Ana, California, US


When you're buying liquor and the point-of-sale display is flashing 'SHOW YOUR ID!!!' everywhere and you ignore it. And nobody cares.
Feb 06 13 10:23 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ELiffmann
Posts: 1,392
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:
When texting is something that you simply won't do.

These are pretty good:
Senior Texting Codes 
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

via : Laugh IT Out: Senior Texting Codes

Feb 06 13 10:27 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


ELiffmann wrote:

These are pretty good:
Senior Texting Codes 
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

via : Laugh IT Out: Senior Texting Codes

LOL!
Better start memorizing them now while I still can smile

Feb 06 13 10:35 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Lohkee
Posts: 11,829
Maricopa, Arizona, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:

LOL!
Better start memorizing them now while I still can smile

Why bother? When you get old you will forget them all anyway lol

Feb 06 13 10:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


Lohkee wrote:

Why bother? When you get old you will forget them all anyway lol

Good point.
I'll tattoo "Dial 911" with red on my right hand. Haha!

Feb 06 13 10:44 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


Rpixretouching wrote:
when you fall asleep at the bus stop and wake up two hours later and you forgot where were you  going
http://www.mediafire.com/conv/daf9da4719b133de4dab91328612abda5495e86ece4fba6e18ab768b450b4d937g.jpg

...Or when you start watching a movie, only to wake up at the end. yikes

Feb 06 13 10:52 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


You know you're old if you remember...
...when $7 used to fill up the gas tank in your car.
...when Aids was a diet candy
...the smell of a mimeograph machine
...when gas stations used to be full service
...actually writing letters to people (no e-mail)
Feb 08 13 09:35 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Strong
Posts: 1,830
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada


When you can recall that it cost 12 cents to mail a letter, and recalling my mother throwing a fit when the price for a child's movie ticket increased to one dollar.   This was around circa 1973.
Feb 09 13 04:21 am  Link  Quote 
Artist/Painter
Two Pears Studio
Posts: 3,313
Wilmington, Delaware, US


When you name your hemorroid(s)
Feb 09 13 04:49 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


When you are no longer afraid of getting AIDS.

Home health aids
Hearing aids
Walking aids
...
Feb 09 13 08:54 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
noir
Posts: 255
Crewe, England, United Kingdom


Kent Art Photography wrote:
When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night -  in the words of the song.

And when you can remember it being in the charts wink
http://www.maxilyrics.com/fred-wedlock- … -a190.html

Feb 09 13 09:23 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


ArtisticPhotography wrote:
When you are no longer afraid of getting AIDS.

Home health aids
Hearing aids
Walking aids
...

You mean when AIDS are a necessity.  Ha-ha!

Feb 09 13 07:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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bgcfoto
Posts: 5,442
Largo, Florida, US


When I ask my kids if they are getting  "Jiggy with It" and then they look at me like they are going to hoark.  Wait is Hoark still cool to say?  Frick
Feb 09 13 07:19 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Chicchowmein
Posts: 14,348
Palm Beach, Florida, US


When you keep picking up dresses and thinking that they are tunics.
Feb 09 13 07:28 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


When you refer to the twenty years old group as "Kids"     "Kids this days"
Feb 09 13 08:53 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Kev Lawson
Posts: 6,673
Fort Myers, Florida, US


When you get to the 4th page of the thread and have to check what the topic was again wink
Feb 09 13 08:56 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
37photog
Posts: 692
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US


When you check out the Mom first, then the daughter.
Feb 10 13 06:18 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


37photog wrote:
When you check out the Mom first, then the daughter.

I hope you aren't into GMILFs!!!

Feb 10 13 08:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Herb Way
Posts: 1,472
Princeton, New Jersey, US


When you find yourself being continually annoyed by the rudeness, narcissism, fixation on sex, and materialism of people 40 and under and the fact that they can't spell or use grammar correctly.
Feb 10 13 09:09 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Herb Way wrote:
When you find yourself being continually annoyed by the rudeness, narcissism, fixation on sex, and materialism of people 40 and under and the fact that they can't spell or use grammar correctly.

The world's fascination with sex annoys you so much that you need to turn off the radio as you drive to the store to buy your little blue pills.

Feb 10 13 09:16 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Greg Burnside ITS
Posts: 831
Lockhart, Florida, US


When you remember going to the gas station and hearing "Ding Ding"
Feb 10 13 10:50 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


Greg Burnside ITS wrote:
When you remember going to the gas station and hearing "Ding Ding"

Small towns in the middle of nowhere still use this alert system. smile        Still creating "Ding,ding!" Memories.

Feb 10 13 11:10 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:

Small towns in the middle of nowhere still use this alert system. smile        Still creating "Ding,ding!" Memories.

I think what is meant is the OLD ding of a gas pump when it struck the gallons.

My town still has Fire Whistles and you can hear noon whistles in nearby fire companies.

How about this, regarding gas.

We had "regular" and "premium".

Old times remember "Regular" and "Unleaded". What is now "Regular" used to be called "Unleaded" and what is now called "Leaded" was "Regular". There was also "White Gas" but I don't remember what it was used for other than lanterns. Now that is basically "Coleman Fuel".

Feb 10 13 11:50 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


When is the last time someone flooded a car?
Feb 10 13 11:51 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


ArtisticPhotography wrote:
When is the last time someone flooded a car?

Ask these folks.
http://automotivepartsuppliers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Flooded-car.jpg

Feb 10 13 12:12 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
JLC Images
Posts: 11,559
Phillipsburg, New Jersey, US


Every year you notice that in the reruns of the Golden Girls they seem to be getting hotter.
Feb 10 13 12:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
-Koa-
Posts: 5,250
Castaner, Puerto Rico, US


How do I know I am getting old?

I BS you not, I am now constantly getting e-mails from:

The Scooter Store
AARP
Senior Life Insurance
Companies who deal with Medicare
Hearing device companies
Burial Insurance
Reverse mortgage lenders

How are these companies getting my name and e-mail address!? Geez!

-Koa-
www.borikenwarrior.com
www.facebook.com/borikenwarriorstudiosmodels
Feb 10 13 10:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Peach Jones
Posts: 6,220
Champaign, Illinois, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:
When you don't easily admit your age.

or can't remember what it is

Feb 11 13 02:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


Peach Jones wrote:

or can't remember what it is

Or when you keep telling people you are xx age year after year, never changing the number. Not because you want to lie. But because you simply forget you got older.



Side effects of aging. Haha! smile

Feb 11 13 09:49 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


JLC Images wrote:
Every year you notice that in the reruns of the Golden Girls they seem to be getting hotter.

Or perhaps it's a crush you had, and is resurrecting. smile

Feb 11 13 09:51 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47,527
Olympia, Washington, US


When paella is better than sex.
http://www.playersclubtours.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spanish-paella.jpg
Feb 11 13 10:05 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


You get the newspaper so you can read the obituaries every morning to see if you're still alive.
Feb 12 13 06:45 am  Link  Quote 
Model
M A U I
Posts: 1,587
Harare, Harare, Zimbabwe


When your age reaches three digits
Feb 12 13 06:47 am  Link  Quote 
Model
C A K E M I X
Posts: 873
Louth, England, United Kingdom


The Space Cowboy wrote:
How do you when you are getting old?

When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing.

Jeeze, I do that allready. XD

Feb 12 13 06:58 am  Link  Quote 
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