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Koryn
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Maybe it's just me, but the idea of expired condoms - as in, ones that are past date - cracks me up.

Like they're something from the dairy case, or a box of cereal.

I found one today, in a drawer. It expired in 2010.

That's one old motherfucker right there.

lol
Feb 10 13 07:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
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Levittown, Pennsylvania, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
Maybe it's just me, but the idea of expired condoms - as in, ones that are past date - cracks me up.

Like they're something from the dairy case, or a box of cereal.

I found one today, in a drawer. It expired in 2010.

That's one old motherfucker right there.

lol

Wouldn't it be so much better if they came with a "Freshest if used by..."?  lol

Feb 10 13 07:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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Bek Ruszin wrote:

Wouldn't it be so much better if they came with a "Freshest if used by..."?  lol

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g290/jenros/ROTFL.gif

Feb 10 13 07:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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I guess they just dry up or something.

I threw it away, but I guess I should have opened it up, to see if it turned to dust in my hand and blew away in a magical indoor wind.
Feb 10 13 07:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Eye of Sicari
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I may still have the one from my high school wallet.




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Feb 10 13 07:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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Eye of Sicari wrote:
I may still have the one from my high school wallet.




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whatever you do.... don't use it for actual sex...

only implied sex

High school wallet condoms must not get rotated too often.

Feb 10 13 07:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
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Koryn Locke wrote:
I guess they just dry up or something.

I threw it away, but I guess I should have opened it up, to see if it turned to dust in my hand and blew away in a magical indoor wind.

I'm pretty sure that's what happens.

You should have at least tried to blow it up!  Condoms make awesome balloons!  lol

Feb 10 13 07:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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Bek Ruszin wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's what happens.

You should have at least tried to blow it up!  Condoms make awesome balloons!  lol

Oh, that would have been excellent.

I'm sure I'll find another sad unopened condom, somewhere down the line, aging and alone.

I will proceed to make a balloon out of it and be like:

"Well, buddy, at least you went out with a bang."



...or, maybe not, because if it was unopened, then no one used it to bang, and that's kind of sad in its own way  hmm

Feb 10 13 07:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
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Koryn Locke wrote:

Oh, that would have been excellent.

I'm sure I'll find another sad unopened condom, somewhere down the line, aging and alone.

I will proceed to make a balloon out of it and be like:

"Well, buddy, at least you went out with a bang."



...or, maybe not, because if it was unopened, then no one used it to bang, and that's kind of sad in its own way  hmm

lol

Feb 10 13 07:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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R A V E N D R I V E
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lmao the latex breaks down and doesn't have as much strength, I thought

in my mind the shelf life is more like a 3 year insurance policy, so the company isn't responsible if it breaks after a certain amount of time
Feb 10 13 08:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
lmao the latex breaks down and doesn't have as much strength, I thought

in my mind the shelf life is more like a 3 year insurance policy, so the company isn't responsible if it breaks after a certain amount of time

hahahha. Yeah, that's a good point.

You can't sue Trojan for indirectly burdening you with an infant when the package clearly said 2012, but it's 2015, and you're still determined to bust a nut at any cost.

Feb 10 13 08:06 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
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Koryn Locke wrote:

hahahha. Yeah, that's a good point.

You can't sue Trojan for indirectly burdening you with an infant when the package clearly said 2012, but it's 2015, and you're still determined to bust a nut at any cost.

that's when facials come in handy

Feb 10 13 08:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
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in fact, I don't trust any condom!  so.. yeah.
Feb 10 13 08:44 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jerry Nemeth
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Dearborn, Michigan, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
Maybe it's just me, but the idea of expired condoms - as in, ones that are past date - cracks me up.

Like they're something from the dairy case, or a box of cereal.

I found one today, in a drawer. It expired in 2010.

That's one old motherfucker right there.

lol

It's better to be safe than sorry!   big_smile

Feb 10 13 09:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Latex can rot, and it's been sitting in a chemical for several years (if it's lubricated) and probably exposed to a variety of environments (temperature, humidity, light, etc)
Feb 10 13 09:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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Marc Damon
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Biloxi, Mississippi, US


I vote that all the girls here should post pics of themselves with balloon animal condoms. The most creative wins a prize to be determined at the end of the contest! tongue
Feb 10 13 10:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Robb Mann
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Nothing sadder.
Feb 11 13 03:43 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
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Buffalo, New York, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
Maybe it's just me, but the idea of expired condoms - as in, ones that are past date - cracks me up.

Like they're something from the dairy case, or a box of cereal.

I found one today, in a drawer. It expired in 2010.

That's one old motherfucker right there.

lol

Gee, that's sad. You have sex so infrequently it's almost like you're married.

Feb 11 13 04:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
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LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Marc Damon wrote:
I vote that all the girls here should post pics of themselves with balloon animal condoms. The most creative wins a prize to be determined at the end of the contest! tongue

Inflated condoms would be very hard to use to make balloon animals.

http://www.chinapost.com.tw/news_images/20100313/p2b.jpg

Feb 11 13 04:25 am  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46,811
Howell, Michigan, US


Bek Ruszin wrote:

I'm pretty sure that's what happens.

You should have at least tried to blow it up!  Condoms make awesome balloons!  lol

yeah but then you smell like rubber!  ew!!

Feb 11 13 06:36 am  Link  Quote 
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Fergy
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Fenton, Michigan, US


Hubby and I lived with his G-ma when we first got married.  I threw away some condoms from when we were dating, yea they were old.  Past their "party" date hubby & I used to say. lol  Gma dug them out of the garbage and said that was wasteful.  O.o  Yeah, I threw those bad boys away in the outside trash the minute I saw her not looking.  She is a hardcore recycle nut.  So she went through our garbage to get the recyclables we missed out.  You do not recycle expired condoms.  lmao
Feb 11 13 06:40 am  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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Fergy wrote:
You do not recycle expired condoms.  lmao

...or used ones...

Those should not be recycled either.

Feb 11 13 09:46 am  Link  Quote 
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Fergy
Posts: 22,327
Fenton, Michigan, US


Koryn Locke wrote:

...or used ones...

Those should not be recycled either.

*gags*


Agreed!

Feb 11 13 03:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
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Asheville, North Carolina, US


Fergy wrote:

*gags*


Agreed!

lol

Feb 11 13 04:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
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Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


I actually went and bought condoms the other day

As a boy I was all nervous about the purchase, I'd hide them in with 45 other items

Now a days I bring them to the counter solo and gladly tell the clerk..

Yup...buying condoms

Cause I ran out...Been fucking...going to do more fucking so I need more

I'm like a proud papa now a days
Feb 11 13 06:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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