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Carl Roberts
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Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


No offense to others that may be offered to move to America

But truth is I'd step over their nude bodies to get to Russian Katarina wearing a parka

Now SHE is the one we need to get to America!
Feb 12 13 05:04 am  Link  Quote 
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Tony Lawrence
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Chicago, Illinois, US


I love that girl.   I'm in for a fin or more.
Feb 12 13 05:07 am  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


Tony Lawrence wrote:
I love that girl.   I'm in for a fin or more.

Right?

I say we bring her to FetCon in August in Tampa

A bunch of Mayhemer's are coming into town anyway, so it should be a perfect time for her to meet the crowd!

Feb 12 13 05:11 am  Link  Quote 
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modeled
Posts: 9,334
San Diego, California, US


Something tells me if she wanted to live here she would be.
Feb 12 13 05:21 am  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


modeled wrote:
Something tells me if she wanted to live here she would be.

No doubt...

Truthfully I'm talking more about moving her here for a visit

I only used the word "Move" because of the other thread I was doing a take off of

Feb 12 13 05:32 am  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Without a doubt the best idea of the day!
Feb 12 13 05:52 am  Link  Quote 
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38,283
Washington, District of Columbia, US


I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise.
Feb 12 13 06:15 am  Link  Quote 
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Justin
Posts: 21,555
Fort Collins, Colorado, US


"Hey, you look great. Wanna shoot at my studio on the west side of town?"

"I despise your neighborhood and everything it stands for."

"Wonderful! When do you want to come over?"
Feb 12 13 06:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.



There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent.
Feb 12 13 07:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.



There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent.

School is in session!

So .... FetCon!

It's in August!

Tampa Florida!

Sound like a plan?

Feb 12 13 08:30 am  Link  Quote 
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Marc Damon
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Biloxi, Mississippi, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.



There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent.

I am truly multi-lingual. I can teach you southern, Creole and Cajun as I am fluent in all three. So, when will you be here to partake of my language lessons? wink




I also know just enough of about 6 different languages to get me booted from any church on the planet. wink

Feb 12 13 09:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise.

Not true at all. Click looks much better in a trenchcoat, I look much better without it.

Feb 12 13 09:10 am  Link  Quote 
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Wildcat Photography
Posts: 1,486
Valparaiso, Indiana, US


Carl Roberts wrote:
But truth is I'd step over their nude bodies to get to Russian Katarina wearing a parka

Now SHE is the one we need to get to America!

+1

Definitely!

Even if Katarina did not desire to work together with on some shoots...there are a lot of excellent Photographers here that would create some fabulous images of her.

Especially some outdoor shots in scenic America!

Wildcat

Feb 12 13 09:27 am  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


joeyk wrote:
Without a doubt the best idea of the day!

Why does this not surprise me! Lol

She's like the JoeyK poster child

Feb 12 13 09:40 am  Link  Quote 
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T
Posts: 53,547
Washington, District of Columbia, US


She's good peeps. Here's my $1 big_smile
Feb 12 13 09:50 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Carl Roberts wrote:

Why does this not surprise me! Lol

She's like the JoeyK poster child

He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he.
But so do most glam and swimsuit photographers.

Feb 12 13 09:53 am  Link  Quote 
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Chris Rifkin
Posts: 24,393
Tampa, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.



There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent.

Funny thing is that what I noticed with Russian women is they seem to pick up the accent of where they are living when they are still learning English..
Oksana has developed a noticble Brittish take on her Russian accent since I first knew her..
When I moved to Myrtle Beach,back in the day when I lived in strip clubs(in Myrtle Beach strip clubs were basicly the hang out bars during non tourist season and many of the beach bars closed)one of my favorite strippers was a stunning Russian going to school at Coastal Carolina....
she had a southern twang to her Russian accent...
I bet all you would have to do is hang out in a little goober town in Mississippi for a year and you would pick it up..

Feb 12 13 10:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Chris Rifkin
Posts: 24,393
Tampa, Florida, US


Carl Roberts wrote:

School is in session!

So .... FetCon!

It's in August!

Tampa Florida!

Sound like a plan?

Best poste ever!
Of course,unless she is already a resident/citizen/whatever of the UK good luck with getting a tourist visa to the states...

Feb 12 13 10:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he.

This is an understatement

And you are RIGHT in his wheelhouse, in a BIG way

Feb 12 13 10:03 am  Link  Quote 
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7,596
Monterey, California, US


I can get behind this...and she can cook me a steak ANY day!! tongue
Feb 12 13 10:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Chris Rifkin wrote:

Funny thing is that what I noticed with Russian women is they seem to pick up the accent of where they are living when they are still learning English..
Oksana has developed a noticble Brittish take on her Russian accent since I first knew her..
When I moved to Myrtle Beach,back in the day when I lived in strip clubs(in Myrtle Beach strip clubs were basicly the hang out bars during non tourist season and many of the beach bars closed)one of my favorite strippers was a stunning Russian going to school at Coastal Carolina....
she had a southern twang to her Russian accent...
I bet all you would have to do is hang out in a little goober town in Mississippi for a year and you would pick it up..

I've been picking it up a bit from watching True Blood. ^^
I can do English with a Russian accent, French accent, German accent and a number of English accents.

If I picked up an American accent no one would notice that I'm a foreigner.

Feb 12 13 10:57 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Carl Roberts wrote:

This is an understatement

And you are RIGHT in his wheelhouse, in a BIG way

You mean he has a penchant for women with long legs?

Feb 12 13 10:57 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


PhotographybyT wrote:
I can get behind this...and she can cook me a steak ANY day!! tongue

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/if-wishes-were-horses.jpg

Feb 12 13 10:58 am  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he.
But so do most glam and swimsuit photographers.

Looking forward to taking you to the beach!

Feb 12 13 10:59 am  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
You mean he has a penchant for women with long legs?

When I imagine perfect, I imagine this, well, without that piece of cloth...

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111229/10/4efcad3c7ff02.jpg

Feb 12 13 11:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


joeyk wrote:

Looking forward to taking you to the beach!

I've heard you even have topless beaches down there.

I shall bring my burqa along.

Feb 12 13 11:06 am  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
I shall bring my burqa along.

When you take it off it will be handy to use as a scrim...

Feb 12 13 11:11 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


joeyk wrote:
When you take it off it will be handy to use as a scrim...

The dress I'm wearing in that picture you posted is a burqa actually. For midgets.

Feb 12 13 11:14 am  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
The dress I'm wearing in that picture you posted is a burqa actually. For midgets.

It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin...

Feb 12 13 11:19 am  Link  Quote 
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MKPhoto
Posts: 5,664
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


Input from the North. We want you here in a parka not cutoffs.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0054/7542/assets/covers-1.jpg
Feb 12 13 11:24 am  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


joeyk wrote:

It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin...

You forgot that I'm wearing my katsuit under the burqa, of course.

http://i45.tinypic.com/j64lk7.jpg

I supposed it could be used as an improvised bathing suit as well.

Feb 12 13 11:43 am  Link  Quote 
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47,527
Olympia, Washington, US


Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over  America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it.
Feb 12 13 01:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


UnoMundo wrote:
Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over  America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it.

Da Comrade...Awww crap

Feb 12 13 01:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,926
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


http://toplessdrivers.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/edward_sparkling-1.jpg
(Only in the female version)


joeyk wrote:
It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin...

Feb 12 13 01:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


UnoMundo wrote:
Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over  America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it.

That's why the KGB equipped me with weapons of mass seduction.

Feb 12 13 03:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Carl Roberts wrote:
http://toplessdrivers.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/edward_sparkling-1.jpg
(Only in the female version)



If you want to post males, please post grown men with some hair on their chest. If I wanted to look at adolescent boys I would join a Twilight fanclub.

Feb 12 13 03:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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joeyk
Posts: 14,570
Seminole, Florida, US


Russian Katarina wrote:
I supposed it could be used as an improvised bathing suit as well.

Sure, if we undo the snaps and run the zipper all the way down...

Feb 12 13 06:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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Boho Hobo
Posts: 25,351
Portland, Oregon, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise.

who's he?

Feb 12 13 06:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Livane
Posts: 6,334
Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom


I'd say aye, but naw, she's closer to me and therefore MINES! I win....
Feb 12 13 06:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47,527
Olympia, Washington, US


Livane wrote:
I'd say aye, but naw, she's closer to me and therefore MINES! I win....

Soon as she finds out she has to eat this she will run like Proud Edward's army.

http://www.clanhendersonsociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/f-haggis.jpg

Feb 12 13 06:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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