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Andialu
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San Pedro, California, US


said no one. ever.
Feb 19 13 02:35 pm  Link  Quote 
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Marc Damon
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Biloxi, Mississippi, US


Andialu wrote:
said no one. ever.

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Feb 19 13 02:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


i've said it, or words to that effect. i gotta stop dating petite women.
Feb 19 13 02:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Evan Hiltunen
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Minneapolis, Minnesota, US


... the cervix is toooooo close to the opening. lol
Feb 19 13 03:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Leo Howard
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Phoenix, Arizona, US


Feb 19 13 03:20 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


Evan Hiltunen wrote:
... the cervix is toooooo close to the opening. lol

less funny when you find that out first hand.

Feb 19 13 03:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Marc Damon wrote:

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Dick in a box?

Feb 19 13 03:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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Evan Hiltunen
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Minneapolis, Minnesota, US


Michael Broughton wrote:

less funny when you find that out first hand.

no comment

Feb 19 13 03:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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-JAY-
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Las Vegas, Nevada, US


I know, right!? I mean, the other half of my penis would like to have sex sometime too!
Feb 19 13 08:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


-JAY- wrote:
I know, right!? I mean, the other half of my penis would like to have sex sometime too!

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Feb 20 13 06:12 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Feb 20 13 07:12 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
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Sun City, California, US


Those threads - LOL 

Gotta give the weenie waggers credit - they are subtle.
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/bf/BOUT_MY_DICK.jpg
Feb 20 13 08:06 am  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,162
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


-JAY- wrote:
I know, right!? I mean, the other half of my penis would like to have sex sometime too!

fold it in half.

Feb 20 13 08:10 am  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


Michael Broughton wrote:

fold it in half.

Or put a bayonet at the end of it.

Feb 20 13 09:18 am  Link  Quote 
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Wildcat Photography
Posts: 1,486
Valparaiso, Indiana, US


Tie it in a knot first before shooting?
Feb 20 13 11:13 am  Link  Quote 
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Phane
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Rockville, Maryland, US


ouch
Feb 21 13 10:43 am  Link  Quote 
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