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Vivus Hussein Denuo
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New York, New York, US


This is tough.  No matter how scrupulously you attend to your walking and talking, you will stumble, and what you intend to say, e.g., "I'm working on that report on the sales analysis for October" will come out as "I wurrkha nat repore ona sale uhnalli for Okober."

I do have one word of advice:  It's "Officer," not "Ossifer."

Anyone have any suggestions?
Mar 21 13 04:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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ontherocks
Posts: 22,180
Salem, Oregon, US


don't drink and drive?

there's on online game called World of Warcraft and you can buy liquor in-game from vendors and when you drink it your in-game chat gets slurred and after a few drinks your vision gets blurry, too. plus you go "hic" every now and then and your character can't walk in a straight line.
Mar 21 13 04:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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Marc Damon
Posts: 6,562
Biloxi, Mississippi, US


Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
This is tough.  No matter how scrupulously you attend to your walking and talking, you will stumble, and what you intend to say, e.g., "I'm working on that report on the sales analysis for October" will come out as "I wurrkha nat repore ona sale uhnalli for Okober."

I do have one word of advice:  It's "Officer," not "Ossifer."

Anyone have any suggestions?

Keep 12 empties in the backseat. Your lie about having a speech impediment and two bum knees is much more believable.
http://www.brookston.org/j/img/near-beer.jpg

Mar 21 13 04:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vivus Hussein Denuo
Posts: 63,691
New York, New York, US


Marc Damon wrote:

Keep 12 empties in the backseat. Your lie about having a speech impediment and two bum knees is much more believable.
http://www.brookston.org/j/img/near-beer.jpg

[writing this down]

Mar 21 13 04:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Marc Damon
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Biloxi, Mississippi, US


Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

[writing this down]

You're welcome. smile

Mar 21 13 04:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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NothingIsRealButTheGirl
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Los Angeles, California, US


Mar 23 13 01:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vivus Hussein Denuo
Posts: 63,691
New York, New York, US


Haven't thought about Foster Brooks in years.  Thanks for the memories.  smile

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Koryn
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Asheville, North Carolina, US


I hold my liquor really well. Lots of practice.
Mar 25 13 07:57 am  Link  Quote 
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KonstantKarma
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Hickory, North Carolina, US


Dunno, I've never been not-sober.
Mar 25 13 08:10 am  Link  Quote 
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