Fergy's ass falling down the stairs. And they weren't even mine!
I went to see a friends house, they had to re-do a lot of it since it was a repo. SO, I go up the stairs and say, HOLY SHIT! Those stairs are dangerous when you're drunk! They were steep and the last 5 were kinda short. So he's showing me what they did in the house...turn around go down the stairs I am fine til I hit the turn one step and I am flying on my ass.
(Damn I can't even type this without bursting into laughter!) I laid there, with my head on one stair..I look up and he yells... WHAT HAPPENED? Are you ok? While I sat there and laughed so hard I couldn't answer him. I said, your house is beautiful I think its time for me to go!
Yes I snorted when I laughed he was shaking his head and helped me get up. Holy crap I wish Jen was there she would've been crying! I called her right after....we had a good laugh together!
Peter Claver wrote: What is it with women and stairs?!
I've never heard a guy friend say "fuck man.. I fell down the stairs today!"
Only women.. lots of them.
Is it the tits? do they set you guys off balance? Enquiring minds want to know.
Fergy wrote: It HAS to be! When I didn't have my boobs I never fell down the stairs. Get boobs- BAM down the stairs all the fucking time!
Get it right. It's not the bewbs. It's the heels that you start wearing about the time you get the bewbs. Those damn spikes don't give them much to teeter on but sure do make them look fantabulous... even when they fall down the stairs!