c_h_r_i_s wrote:

A fluffer the solution if things seem a bit limp.

That wasn't exactly what I meant, but ok...

Danielle Reid wrote:

Danielle Reid wrote:
My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant.

And sadly I'm from Arkansas -_-

Yeah you're totally screwed

Mares wrote:
A few of my friends have gotten pregnant since highschool. I think their recipe was to forget to their birth control pills every now and then, drink lots and go to heaps of costume parties in skimpy outfits. They've all had healthy boys.

So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

Chicchowmein wrote:

So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

Not the first time I've heard of that working

Chicchowmein wrote:

So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

I think alcohol is the only factor in the equation to having a boy. When I look at most of my friends that have boys they are all boozers. I was drunk when We conceived our son.

Yup, definitely booze!

Lisa Andresen wrote:
As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives.

When trying to get pregnant what are your tips?

Physical? Diet? Sex positions?

I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun?

Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not?

Pretty sure sexual intercourse is essential.  About once ever other day is probably ideal.

Chicchowmein wrote:
So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

Little Queenie wrote:
I think alcohol is the only factor in the equation to having a boy. When I look at most of my friends that have boys they are all boozers. I was drunk when We conceived our son.

Yup, definitely booze!

So, that makes it rape.  Unless he was drunk, then I suppose you are both guilty.

Art of the nude wrote:

So, that makes it rape.  Unless he was drunk, then I suppose you are both guilty.

What the fuck???

Michael Broughton wrote:
the only tip i can think of is to make sure you both cum. your husband first.

I thought the fact that it took more than the tip was already covered...

Chicchowmein wrote:

So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

They are all in long term relationships, luckily.

KonstantKarma wrote:
Getting someone pregnant is one of my worst fears.

Becoming pregnant is one of mine. I used to always want children, but seeing how much it ruined their bodies when they were all so fit and healthy before is super frightening. I'm sure I'll get over that when I get older (and I wouldn't want kids until I'm older anyway) so it'll work itself out.

Chicchowmein wrote:

Cherry are you offering up stud services or your sons?

Pfffft. Whaddya think?
All they know how is to make girls.....& any fine church woman should want lots of sons.

KonstantKarma wrote:
I don't even know what I walked into.

Getting someone pregnant is one of my worst fears.

Mares wrote:

Becoming pregnant is one of mine. I used to always want children, but seeing how much it ruined their bodies when they were all so fit and healthy before is super frightening. I'm sure I'll get over that when I get older (and I wouldn't want kids until I'm older anyway) so it'll work itself out.

*coughbullshitcough*

I have four kids.  Carried all to term, gained 25-40lbs, had natural deliveries.  Thanks to good genes te only very faint stretch marks I have are on my breasts from them going from A cups to DDs a few times, but stretch marks aren't a disaster, ESPECIALLY since they fade with time. I weigh exactly 10lbs more now than I did when I got pregnant with my fourth, and I'm still "underweight" according to my doctor.

There is absolutely no reason for having a baby to ruin your body unless you allow it to.

DivaEroticus wrote:

I thought the fact that it took more than the tip was already covered...

i knew someone would make a tip joke, and i thank you.

The Original Sin  wrote:

*coughbullshitcough*

I have four kids.  Carried all to term, gained 25-40lbs, had natural deliveries.  Thanks to good genes te only very faint stretch marks I have are on my breasts from them going from A cups to DDs a few times, but stretch marks aren't a disaster, ESPECIALLY since they fade with time. I weigh exactly 10lbs more now than I did when I got pregnant with my fourth, and I'm still "underweight" according to my doctor.

There is absolutely no reason for having a baby to ruin your body unless you allow it to.

Oh I know it is possible to go back to how you were, even my mum returned to being a size six (Australian sizing) after haveing my two older sisters and I. And definitely more props to you for the dedication it would of taken. I'm just saying in my recent experience (four of my female friends becoming pregnant and having children in the two years since high school finished) it has really opened my eyes to how damaging it can be for some and that scares me.

Art of the nude wrote:

Chicchowmein wrote:
So Lisa needs drink copious amounts of alcohol and wear skimpy costumes and go to parties and have casual sex with random strangers if she wants to have boy?

So, that makes it rape.  Unless he was drunk, then I suppose you are both guilty.

So sucks to be you when you tell your son that both his parents are rapists

Chicchowmein wrote:

So sucks to be you when you tell your son that both his parents are rapists

Thanks for reminding me to be thankful that my actual rape didn't result in me being pregnant.

SMH

Mares wrote:
Becoming pregnant is one of mine. I used to always want children, but seeing how much it ruined their bodies when they were all so fit and healthy before is super frightening. I'm sure I'll get over that when I get older (and I wouldn't want kids until I'm older anyway) so it'll work itself out.

age and lifestyle make a difference. but most of all genetics. my mom had 4 kids (in 7 years time), natural deliveries, and we were all giants. she has no stretchmarks AT ALL, no saggy boobs, she was back to her pre-baby weight 2 weeks after each delivery (insane) and she still fits the clothes from when she was 16.

I get stretchmarks quite easily, so that's one thing I'm afraid of, but my gynaecologist told me the chances of stretchmarks are lower as you get older, because your skin is harder then, so I'm hoping that will be the case for me

Mnemosyne Photography wrote:
Strangely enough, this thread is still completely on topic.

well, the topic is wild and off, so why break it?

Anna Adrielle wrote:
*keep your legs up for a while afterwards

Do this for about four hours after copulation.

-Jen- wrote:
Just have lots of sex but only when you're ovulating.  If you do it lots before you ovulate, his ejaculate wont be as potent. (there will be less of it)

Actually, I have learned from years and years of worm type games, that going for the full court press is not always the best strategy, sometimes it's better to use smaller, but evenly spread out groups.

Wait nevermind, I read your comment wrong. Your strategy is correct

Lohkee wrote:
JFC. Open legs. How hard can this be?

That's what she said.

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:

Can't. Stop. Watching.

Good Egg Productions wrote:
Doesn't matter what you do. God will give you a baby if it's in His plan.

Drink up.

I'm confused. Is God going to knock her up? If so, what's Lisa's hubby going to do? Sit in the corner and watch?

Orca Bay Images wrote:

Do this for about four hours after copulation.

Better yet, do that during the copulation!

/just because

DarcieK wrote:

Can't. Stop. Watching.

Octomom!

(although, being a Seahorse, that's Dad...)