It's almost too late for this, but this is for the little people in your life.

If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?









Pilgrims.

Oh, sorry, I but I had to do it.

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest expression.

The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

The bartender said, "That should make you happy."

The man said, "No, the month is up today!"

(oops)