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Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


As fate would have it, I'm visiting Laura and Peter in a couple weeks... and this NicoleNudes chick won't stop harassing me about coming over and showing me her boobs.

So I call on you, SF2, whatever shall I do with her? What horrible ideas should I make her pose for?

Laura is going to be her llama herder, so no funny ideas.

...
May 13 13 06:58 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


I'm thinking pie should be thrown at her.
May 13 13 07:02 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


All pie throwing needs to be done on the deck where you can hose it down.


Her too.
May 13 13 07:12 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Vintagevista
Posts: 10,737
Sun City, California, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
All pie throwing needs to be done on the deck where you can hose it down.


Her too.

Man this story just writes itself!!!

May 13 13 07:15 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
All pie throwing needs to be done on the deck where you can hose it down.


Her too.

Deck her with my hose.

Got it.

May 13 13 07:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Venessa Baez
Posts: 616
Tampa, Florida, US


Have her wear invisible clothing 8-)
May 13 13 08:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Photographer
-JAY-
Posts: 6,415
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


I vote for buying her a plane ticket to Vegas.
May 13 13 09:09 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Venessa M Baez wrote:
Have her wear invisible clothing 8-)

You can't demand other people wear invisible clothing, while wearing visible clothing yourself!

May 14 13 04:33 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


-JAY- wrote:
I vote for buying her a plane ticket to Vegas.

Only if you pay me back, and buy me a ticket as well. big_smile

May 14 13 04:34 am  Link  Quote 
Model
NicoleNudes
Posts: 3,799
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
As fate would have it, I'm visiting Laura and Peter in a couple weeks... and this NicoleNudes chick won't stop harassing me about coming over and showing me her boobs.

So I call on you, SF2, whatever shall I do with her? What horrible ideas should I make her pose for?

Laura is going to be her escort, so no funny ideas.

...

Oh I see how it is! tongue

May 14 13 07:46 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Marc Damon
Posts: 6,562
Biloxi, Mississippi, US


-JAY- wrote:
I vote for buying her a plane ticket to Vegas.

And Biloxi. tongue


But kinda seriously, You could dress her in a very short skirt, collar and leash with Laura holding the other end. Take her out for a nice dinner, maybe a bike night somewhere interesting, dancing, etc. Bring a camera. I bet more than a few of your 'snapshots' would be more than awesome. smile

May 14 13 11:57 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
scrymettet
Posts: 31,871
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


send her in a remote and desolate area with strange speaking natives like here
May 14 13 01:54 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jerry Nemeth
Posts: 27,204
Dearborn, Michigan, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
As fate would have it, I'm visiting Laura and Peter in a couple weeks... and this NicoleNudes chick won't stop harassing me about coming over and showing me her boobs.

So I call on you, SF2, whatever shall I do with her? What horrible ideas should I make her pose for?

Laura is going to be her escort, so no funny ideas.

...

You can't figure out what to do?   big_smile

May 14 13 03:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,651
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Jerry Nemeth wrote:

You can't figure out what to do?   big_smile

Looking at Nicole can sometimes cause temporary loss of IQ.

May 14 13 04:31 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
NicoleNudes
Posts: 3,799
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Lawrence Guy wrote:
Looking at Nicole's bewbs can sometimes cause temporary loss of IQ.

lol

Fixed that for you

May 14 13 05:33 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:

Looking at Nicole can sometimes cause temporary loss of IQ.

There's a lack of blood in my brain!

May 15 13 02:22 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,651
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:
Looking at Nicole's bewbs can sometimes cause temporary loss of IQ.
NicoleNudes wrote:
lol

Fixed that for you

Not *just* your bewbs. You have lots of nice parts. That's why I've never asked to shoot with you; I know I'll forget what little I know about using a camera as soon as the clothes are off.

May 15 13 03:03 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
The Original Sin
Posts: 13,894
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Rope.

And possibly raspberry jam.
May 16 13 09:24 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


The Original Sin  wrote:
Rope.

And possibly raspberry jam.

Who do you think I am? Peter Claver?

May 16 13 12:07 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Bubble77
Posts: 10,706
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada


Lawrence Guy wrote:
Not *just* your bewbs. You have lots of nice parts. That's why I've never asked to shoot with you; I know I'll forget what little I know about using a camera as soon as the clothes are off.

Then maybe you should keep your clothes on during the shoot, LG.

May 16 13 01:23 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Who do you think I am? Peter Claver?

You're like...twinsies

May 16 13 01:45 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
NicoleNudes
Posts: 3,799
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Bubble77 wrote:

Then maybe you should keep your clothes on during the shoot, LG.

lol

May 16 13 02:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
The Original Sin
Posts: 13,894
Louisville, Kentucky, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Who do you think I am? Peter Claver?

Collaborate.  Hell, get Laura to do it- the girl has mad rope skills.

May 16 13 02:20 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

You're like...twinsies

I told her if she's late, she won't be able to do any nude modeling for a couple weeks without making the photographer do a lot of cloning. big_smile

May 16 13 02:32 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I told her if she's late, she won't be able to do any nude modeling for a couple weeks without making the photographer do a lot of cloning. big_smile

I've got a whole box for that big_smile she's seent it

May 16 13 02:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

I've got a whole box for that big_smile she's seent it

You know I prefer a hands on approach!

May 16 13 02:48 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

You know I prefer a hands on approach!

I'm just offering back up.

May 16 13 02:53 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,287
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

I'm just offering back up.

Think there's room for 4 hands?

May 16 13 03:52 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,651
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Bubble77 wrote:

Then maybe you should keep your clothes on during the shoot, LG.

The only time I got naked during a shoot it was because both the models asked me to.

So neener neener!

May 16 13 04:31 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Think there's room for 4 hands?

Mine are tiny

May 16 13 04:52 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,269
Hayward, California, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

I've got a whole box for that big_smile she's seent it

she seent your box?

May 16 13 05:00 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,269
Hayward, California, US


buttonholes
May 16 13 05:00 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,130
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Damon Banner wrote:

she seent your box?

All three

May 16 13 06:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Heather LeStabbityDeath
Posts: 22,608
Des Moines, Iowa, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Who do you think I am? Peter Claver?

lol

May 16 13 07:55 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Bubble77
Posts: 10,706
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada


Lawrence Guy wrote:

The only time I got naked during a shoot it was because both the models asked me to.

So neener neener!

Those men were tricking you, LG.

May 16 13 08:20 pm  Link  Quote 
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