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all_names_are_taken
Posts: 337
Ankeny, Iowa, US


Skinny jeans. 

I just noticed a very attractive woman in art school and every full-length shot of her is ruined by her skinny jeans.  They're so unnatural.  It's like seeing a bald guy or a talking horse.

I know some people say that if you see a good seamstress, they're almost indistinguishable from real jeans, but I can always tell the difference.
May 20 13 11:59 am  Link  Quote 
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Compass Rose Studios
Posts: 15,971
Portland, Oregon, US


TIL: skinny jeans = bald guy = talking horse.
May 20 13 12:01 pm  Link  Quote 
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kickfight
Posts: 26,463
Portland, Oregon, US


Compass Rose Studios wrote:
TIL: skinny jeans = bald guy = talking horse.

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/The_More_You_Know.jpg

May 20 13 12:09 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
all_names_are_taken
Posts: 337
Ankeny, Iowa, US


Compass Rose Studios wrote:
TIL: skinny jeans = bald guy = talking horse.

They're pretty much synonyms.

May 20 13 12:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laurence Moan
Posts: 7,668
Huntington Beach, California, US


My bald head is real. I'd never shave it.
May 20 13 12:48 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
all_names_are_taken
Posts: 337
Ankeny, Iowa, US


Laurence Moan wrote:
My bald head is real. I'd never shave it.

Do you think someone could ever achieve a natural look by shaving?

I can spot fake baldness from 5.3 km away.

May 20 13 12:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Christopher Hartman
Posts: 53,811
Buena Park, California, US


Women can wear them all they want.  Men on the other hand, should be punched in the face.
May 20 13 12:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laurence Moan
Posts: 7,668
Huntington Beach, California, US


all_names_are_taken wrote:

Do you think someone could ever achieve a natural look by shaving?

I can spot fake baldness from 5.3 km away.

I've seen some but they were very expensive. I asked if I could rub 'em and they giggled, "Sure!". I swear I couldn't tell the difference. The give away is the eyebrows. You have to shave the eyebrows too!

May 20 13 12:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 35,852
Boston, Massachusetts, US


They look good on tall, skinny people.

The rest of us = not so much.
May 20 13 01:20 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
all_names_are_taken
Posts: 337
Ankeny, Iowa, US


Laurence Moan wrote:

I've seen some but they were very expensive. I asked if I could rub 'em and they giggled, "Sure!". I swear I couldn't tell the difference. The give away is the eyebrows. You have to shave the eyebrows too!

I feel like you're the only one who understands me today.

Just make sure the eyebrows point the same direction.

May 20 13 01:22 pm  Link  Quote 
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Naughty Ties
Posts: 3,084
Riverview, Florida, US


Christopher Hartman wrote:
Women can wear them all they want.  Men on the other hand, should be punched in the face.

Haha...best post ever!  lol

May 20 13 01:26 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laurence Moan
Posts: 7,668
Huntington Beach, California, US


all_names_are_taken wrote:

I feel like you're the only one who understands me today.

Just make sure the eyebrows point the same direction.

http://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/post-37120-1143167775.gif

May 20 13 01:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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