Koryn wrote:
ride or die models?

lol

Exactly what kind of model is that? I'm not sure I understand.

Like, models who hang out with Hells Angels?

ride or die is a hip hop term.  so you need to be down with the black Hells Angels, which I guess is G Unit or something

Damon Banner wrote:
ride or die is a hip hop term.  so you need to be down with the black Hells Angels, which I guess is G Unit or something

Imma guess that it's for when dudes don't want to call someone their "BFF," because that doesn't sound very manly or bad-ass, so it's like how you refer to your bestest gee golly good friend, without sounding pussified.

Your answer is better though. It generally is.

Amadea T wrote:
I wonder what kind of donation this asks for as well.

I could donate a few hair balls.

Its for prostitution.
Ad is posted by a pimp looking for hoes.

Amadea T wrote:
I wonder what kind of donation this asks for as well.

I could donate a few hair balls.

I was wondering about that too.

I have cats, one of which is a Persian who looks just like the late, great Colonel Meow. Her average hair length in winter is like 6 inches long. No joke, so there's fluff all over my house for half the year.

We should send him an envelope of hair balls and see if that will do. I love my cats, so it's a gift from the heart.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

Its for prostitution.
Ad is posted by a pimp looking for hoes.

but cleverly worded.

Kelli wrote:

but cleverly worded.

no.







lol

Koryn wrote:

no.







lol

I am stating that he did not come right out and say " hey I'm a pimp " anyone reading it can tell that is exactly what he's saying. Clever compared to most criminals!

Koryn wrote:
"no fairys about that life"

He mean, "ferries"?

Like you don't get a free ride?

This is a lesson in American colloquialism, and that's coming from someone who worked for the better part of a year in an inner-city strip club, where I saw weaves get ripped out on a regular basis, and people who wore grills in a non-ironic way.

I think it's fairies, as in One can't be a pussy about it... could be wrong though.

And....



tell me more!!!!

Amadea T wrote:

I think it's fairies, as in One can't be a pussy about it... could be wrong though.

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yeah, that is what they meant

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

Its for prostitution.
Ad is posted by a pimp looking for hoes.

yup.

Amadea T wrote:
I'm so tempted to reply and ask if I need a GED for the position.

You should respond with really "smart" questions, like:

Dear Sir,

I noticed your casting on CraigsList, am a potentially interested respondent, but have some questions I was wondering if you could answer. Is a high school diploma, or GED adequate for this position, or will you only be looking at candidates with advanced degrees? I currently hold a two year certificate in Office Management and am, quite literally, about the business. Would this potentially qualify me to meet with you about the opening?

I have excellent references, and previous employers have described me as both a "competent multitasker," as well as a "busty, blond bridge o'er troubled waters." I am experienced in adhering to strict confidentiality codes in documentation, as required by HIPPA. I also have up to date CPR and first aid certifications.

At which business park can I find your offices, and where should I go to drop off my resume and cover letter?

Sincerely,
Bobbie Broom

Koryn wrote:

You should respond with really "smart" questions, like:

Dear Sir,

I noticed your casting on CraigsList, am a potentially interested respondent, but have some questions I was wondering if you could answer. Is a high school diploma, or GED adequate for this position, or will you only be looking at candidates with advanced degrees? I currently hold a two year certificate in Office Management and am, quite literally, about the business. Would this potentially qualify me to meet with you about the opening?

I have excellent references, and previous employers have described me as both a "competent multitasker," as well as a "busty, blond bridge o'er troubled waters." I am experienced in adhering to strict confidentiality codes in documentation, as required by HIPPA. I also have up to date CPR and first aid certifications.

At which business park can I find your offices, and where should I go to drop off my resume and cover letter?

Sincerely,
Bobbie Broom

I love you so fucking much.

I'll have new lawyer bf put his $0.02 in and I'll reply....

Stand by.

Amadea T wrote:
I'm so tempted to reply and ask if I need a GED for the position.

It would be in your best interest not to troll.
You might end up with a stalker who won't take no for an answer.
Stay safe.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

It would be in your best interest not to troll.
You might end up with a stalker who won't take no for an answer.
Stay safe.

or who beats you with a wire hanger until you act right and get daddy that paper.

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
Tucson's Craiglist talent section is literally about 95% porn. I actually just found one looking for alt models, no nudity. This is a miracle.

Must be a typo.

-JAY- wrote:
PS: Please be okay with my penis in and around your mouth.

I thought we'd covered that in "must be open minded".

Amadea T wrote:

I thought we'd covered that in "must be open minded".

More than the mind must be open.

Koryn wrote:

More than the mind must be open.

it just makes things a bit more of a challenge...

Amadea T wrote:
Ad gone.

Meh.

Goingback to mind'n ma own bidness

Someone got the job!