Theme song for hump-day Wednesday. NSFW
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
( This video has 93 million + views, so they must be doing something right.
For you romantics, the video is shot in Paris, France (not Texas), with French chefs, the Eiffel Tower, guys in beret and striped shirt, pigeons, French girls, a midget mime, women and cooks in cages, Le Car. For you science folks, the lyrics has a reference to the Discovery Channel. For you foodies, there is mention of waffles, shows baguettes, french fries and eating of a bug ( I think ). For you pervs, there are monkeys doing the nasty. For you foreign film buffs, the ending has a Goddard's "Breathless" existential twist.  )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k