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I found this and had a good laugh so I thought I'd share. http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/06/aw … ng-models/ We all have our off days, but damn. I'm pretty sure 4 or 5 of those girls weren't posing and must have just been popping a squat to go to the bathroom. I can't think off any other explanation. Jun 28 14 04:52 am Link My favourite is the model in what looks like an open sewer followed closely by model on a garbage pile. WTF were they thinking? Worse what were they thinking putting that up on the internet?? Jun 28 14 05:04 am Link That was hilarious.  Reminds me of my early days. Jun 28 14 06:00 am Link Most of them were horrible. :p But the contortionist in the rainbow tights and pink stripper heels actually held my attention, and not in a "trying to figure out how many broken bones it took to get into some of those poses" way. So maybe not uniformly awful.  Jun 28 14 06:19 am Link I kinda like the shot in the underwater in the pool. Jun 28 14 06:24 am Link Part of the problem is the model doesn't know how to pose, but an even bigger problem is that the photographer doesn't have enough sense to recognize the pose looks bad and snaps the picture anyway. Biggest problem however, is that neither seems to have an idea of what good photography is. Definitely some eye rolls in that group, but I'vee seen a lot worse here. Jun 28 14 06:25 am Link It made me smile. I'm quite sure every new model goes through the "I'm constipated" stage.Jun 28 14 06:28 am Link Virtual Studio wrote: You just know that was sold to the model as an "urban beach shoot" Jun 28 14 06:38 am Link The contortionist one had me stumped for awhile. D Jun 28 14 07:07 am Link - Aina - wrote: I certainly have and occasionally "oops-where-did-that-come-from" still do! Jun 28 14 07:28 am Link The shot of a model lying in a street puddle, and the model lying on top of garbage were pretty painful for me to look at! *shaking my head*............ Jun 28 14 08:45 am Link Those are awesome! I really like "the mailbox" and "the mud puddle". Jun 28 14 09:49 am Link The pink contortionist was actually a cool pose... Jun 28 14 09:55 am Link Hmmm, the one eyed guy with the black socks with holes them is the winner for me followed closely by the soccer mom with one leg up in front of the couch.... priceless... Jun 28 14 10:00 am Link Great! I think that the girl in the white with the sofa was doing a Captain Morgan commercial! What gets me though is the these are mostly finished and edited images! Jun 28 14 10:03 am Link Hey, these models are much better than the ones I use. Anyone have contact info for them? Jun 28 14 10:06 am Link If you are landlocked... you create your own "road beach" shot:  There were so many WTF moments... There was only one shot that could have almost passed as a fashion shot, because the model was actual model material, and that's the one with the mail box. But, still... wow! Jun 28 14 10:16 am Link Hey we are being fooled! Some of those pics are seen here also http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/ God Damn the internet is the perfect time wasting device. Jun 28 14 02:48 pm Link  On the left: that and variations are actually pretty popular. I could name a few top alt models that have done it, but that would be "outing" or some bullshit. Jun 28 14 02:50 pm Link The lady in the damn puddle lol what is up with photographers not telling models that something just looks plain bad. Jun 28 14 02:56 pm Link I liked a few of them, like the blond girl with tattoos upside down and the black man crouched down gave me a hip hop vibe. I lol'd at the mailbox one. really? that's how you drop off mail? lol Jun 28 14 03:09 pm Link DLatrice wrote: Especially, because in that position... you can't open the lid! Jun 28 14 05:35 pm Link MAILBOX PUSHUPS MOST INTERESTING. HOWEVER, GARBAGE PILE MODEL TRUMPS. Jun 28 14 05:46 pm Link PrimePix wrote: I'm going to start doing the Captain Morgan at all my shoots. I'll keep a straight face so that no one is sure if I mean it in irony. Jun 28 14 10:22 pm Link JJMiller wrote: Hey! Don't poke fun... that site is serious. This girl was clearly kidnapped and needs help!!! Jun 28 14 10:37 pm Link Miss Kitty Marie wrote: the girl in the street puddle and the one in the trash... i hope =they got checked for HIV after those shoots.... Jun 29 14 12:11 am Link Miss Kitty Marie wrote: Spiderman Auditions Jun 29 14 12:41 am Link Alabaster Crowley wrote: I actually like this pose Jun 29 14 12:59 am Link This is freaking hilarious! If only some of the models I've worked with had such dedication!!!! edit; sorry udor, I see you beat me to it Jun 29 14 05:32 am Link I call those "paid gigs." There are some absolutely HORRIBLE pictures of me floating around the internet, but you know, I got paid for those and they've kept me fed and housed, so.... whatever... Jun 29 14 07:29 am Link How many people checked that link to make sure one of their own photos was not on it? Jun 29 14 09:03 am Link Koryn wrote: Those aren't you!!! Jun 29 14 09:07 am Link MN Photography wrote: I was afraid. Lol Jun 29 14 10:01 am Link For the mailbox one.... Must use the force to deliver the letter.... Jun 29 14 10:15 am Link Giuseppe Luzio wrote: Puddles and trash. Exactly how you get HIV. Jun 29 14 06:13 pm Link Alabaster Crowley wrote: ????????? Jun 29 14 06:18 pm Link Alabaster Crowley wrote: Annnd dont forget kooties and pregnant Jun 29 14 06:21 pm Link Virtual Studio wrote:
Jun 29 14 06:23 pm Link udor wrote: You are missing the point, Udor. This is a critique of the degradation of infrastructure in the world. Don't ya get it ? Jun 29 14 06:29 pm Link How do I submit? I have a few dozen awkward poses.   Jun 29 14 06:55 pm Link |
