Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Why has no one started this parody yet?

Aug 12 14 04:15 am Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn wrote:
Why has no one started this parody yet?

It's to close to home for a lot of us.

Aug 12 14 04:44 am Link

Photographer

FIFTYONE PHOTOGRAPHY

Posts: 6597

Uniontown, Pennsylvania, US

call a cab.

Aug 12 14 05:16 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

It's to close to home for a lot of us.

yeah, me on July 4th.

but I rode it out like a boss, and worked the next day.

good times.

Aug 12 14 05:27 am Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn wrote:

yeah, me on July 4th.

but I rode it out like a boss, and worked the next day.

good times.

I been there many times just not the last few years. Hopefully that's over for me.

Aug 12 14 05:30 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

I been there many times just not the last few years. Hopefully that's over for me.

It'd been three years since I had a hangover. I figure that's pretty good.

Aug 12 14 05:41 am Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn wrote:

It'd been three years since I had a hangover. I figure that's pretty good.

That is pretty good. Hopefully it will be at least three more before your next.

Aug 12 14 06:23 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9773

Bellingham, Washington, US

Open keg, is it art, porn or just beer?

Because I hate beer. tongue

Aug 12 14 06:39 am Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Open keg, is it art, porn or just beer?

Because I hate beer. tongue

Could be whiskey too. It's aged in kegs. (Wooden barrels) And so is wine or at least some wines.

I know I was a professional.  Long since retired.

Aug 12 14 07:16 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Open keg, is it art, porn or just beer?

Because I hate beer. tongue

Art:

https://www.allagash.com/images/beer/black-detail.png
https://www.cephas.com/ImageThumbs/1211312/3/1211312_Diamond_White_beer.jpg

Porn:

https://www.kegworks.com/images/blogpost/colored-beers.jpg

Aug 12 14 07:37 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Wine coolers are the "un-tasteful" nudes of the booze world.

Aug 13 14 09:50 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Koryn wrote:

It'd been three years since I had a hangover. I figure that's pretty good.

I drink to enjoy but not so much that I get a hangover.

Aug 13 14 01:58 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

I drink to enjoy but not so much that I get a hangover.

sometimes, it's an accident.

Aug 13 14 03:59 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:

sometimes, it's an accident.

No one tries to get a hangover.

Aug 13 14 04:25 pm Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Koryn wrote:

sometimes, it's an accident.

Lets get together and have an accident.  big_smile

Aug 13 14 05:47 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Lets get together and have an accident.  big_smile

nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

Aug 13 14 05:57 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

scrymettet wrote:

nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

Or getting drunk and peeing on each other. That sounds like an accident as well.

Aug 13 14 07:27 pm Link

Photographer

Gryph

Posts: 1696

Phoenix, Arizona, US

scrymettet wrote:

nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

He should just take the straight approach.  Just ask her "Would like to go half with me on a bastard child"?

Aug 13 14 07:43 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

scrymettet wrote:
nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:
Or getting drunk and peeing on each other. That sounds like an accident as well.

All of these are really bad accidents.

Can one of us just trip and fall? I mean, that would suck too, but as long as it's on grass and not pavement, I'd much prefer it over the options listed above.

Aug 13 14 08:59 pm Link

Photographer

Gryph

Posts: 1696

Phoenix, Arizona, US

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bml.gif

Aug 13 14 09:00 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Gryph wrote:
"Would like to go half with me on a bastard child"?

You, my friend, are a true romantic.

Aug 13 14 09:02 pm Link

Photographer

Gryph

Posts: 1696

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:

You, my friend, are a true romantic.

https://www.abload.de/img/laughstupid45kad.gif

Aug 13 14 09:02 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Gryph wrote:

https://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t407/KezzerC/tumblr_ls94p3x3hX1qfaswvo7_r1_250.gif

Aug 13 14 09:05 pm Link

Photographer

Gryph

Posts: 1696

Phoenix, Arizona, US

lol

Aug 13 14 09:06 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn wrote:

scrymettet wrote:
nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

All of these are really bad accidents.

Can one of us just trip and fall? I mean, that would suck too, but as long as it's on grass and not pavement, I'd much prefer it over the options listed above.

Just don't trip and fall off my deck. It's pretty big and tall. It's more fun if you are on top of it.

Aug 13 14 09:29 pm Link

Photographer

Robb Mann

Posts: 12327

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Koryn wrote:
Wine coolers are the "un-tasteful" nudes of the booze world.

Like.

Aug 14 14 03:12 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Just don't trip and fall off my deck. It's pretty big and tall. It's more fun if you are on top of it.

Ok, so we can fall, but location is key.

Aug 14 14 06:28 am Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn wrote:

Ok, so we can fall, but location is key.

I'd much rather no one fall, but if it happens I hope it's a soft landing. Happy accidents can happen as well. Let's hope for that.

Aug 14 14 07:19 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Koryn wrote:

scrymettet wrote:
nice euphemism for unplanned pregnancy tongue

All of these are really bad accidents.

Can one of us just trip and fall? I mean, that would suck too, but as long as it's on grass and not pavement, I'd much prefer it over the options listed above.

Who the hell do you think we are?  Jen or Fergie??  lol

Aug 14 14 09:25 am Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:

https://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t407/KezzerC/tumblr_ls94p3x3hX1qfaswvo7_r1_250.gif

Is that whatshisname 30 seconds to mars

Aug 15 14 12:00 pm Link

Photographer

DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Is there an open keg somewhere? what are we drinking and I hope it is very cold.

Aug 15 14 12:06 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Is that whatshisname 30 seconds to mars

Jared Leto.

omgomgomg

Aug 15 14 12:17 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:

Jared Leto.

omgomgomg

I didn't know he did blue hair.

He's so alt.

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/03/ja … world.html

Aug 15 14 04:28 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
I didn't know he did blue hair.

He's so alt.

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/03/ja … world.html

The blue hair looks stupid.

This look, however, is like ... oh, holy fuck me and fuck me now. Jesus christ *brain explodes*

https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/ahrineha/download_zps99993b06.jpg


I find him incredibly, mind-blowingly good looking, but not with blue hair. Not with a mohawk either.


I actually really liked 30 Seconds to Mars before I ever knew Jared Leto was... the guy... the singer guy. I heard a random song on the radio, listened to a couple more, and was mentioning to someone one day that I thought they were decent, and the person responded, "Yeah, it's that guy from Requiem for a Dream." One of my favorite books of all time, but NOT a favorite movie. It's too much, can't watch it.

Though, I'm not sure why that article likens them to "tween" music, considering Jared Leto is probably close to 40 by now. He's at least my age, but probably a good 6-8 years older.

Aug 15 14 07:11 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

I always get in trouble with open kegs in the room.

Aug 15 14 09:38 pm Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:
Wine coolers are the "un-tasteful" nudes of the booze world.

Wine coolers are the "distasteful" nudes of the booze world.

FTFY. HTH. HAND. wink

Aug 18 14 08:14 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Caradoc wrote:

Wine coolers are the "distasteful" nudes of the booze world.

FTFY. HTH. HAND. wink

Don't try to tell me you haven't seen all the profiles of people who avoid "untasteful" nudity. I think that (non)word only exists on internet photography networking sites.

Also "tasteless" nudes - like they are really bland, and could be greatly benefitted from a tablespoon of salt, and some lemon juice?

Aug 18 14 10:49 am Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Koryn wrote:
Don't try to tell me you haven't seen all the profiles of people who avoid "untasteful" nudity. I think that (non)word only exists on internet photography networking sites.

Oh, I've seen the word. But I'd go with wine coolers being distasteful. wink

Aug 18 14 05:07 pm Link