ModelMayhem.com - Reeses P.B. cups, best photographer's friend ever?

Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

No, it's ice cold bottled water, and my sandwiches made to order are the models favorites over any candy, including Reeses P.B. cups! You have not lived until you've had a sandwich specially made by me. wink

Aug 24 14 01:34 am Link

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Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Patrick Walberg wrote:
No, it's ice cold bottled water, and my sandwiches made to order are the models favorites over any candy, including Reeses P.B. cups! You have not lived until you've had a sandwich specially made by me. wink

Sammiches? C'mon up your game.

Do you use food service worker gloves? God only knows where your hands have been, I wanna continue to live after I eat it. smile

Aug 24 14 02:46 am Link

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afplcc

Posts: 6020

Fairfax, Virginia, US

Dark chocolate covered blueberries or almonds.

Aug 24 14 03:33 am Link

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L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

hmmm, food for thought smile

HEH! reeses still in the lead

Aug 24 14 07:02 am Link

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GER Photography

Posts: 8463

Imperial, California, US

Pate de foie gras, boiled truffles in hollandaise sauce and spam

!!!:-))

Gotta love a Monty Python reference in the morning!!:-))

Aug 24 14 07:14 am Link

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GRMACK

Posts: 5436

Bakersfield, California, US

Dark stuff gets stuck in teeth. So do crackers and some fruit.

My preference for a "shooting candy" would be those "Strawberries & Cream" hard candies since they also coat the tongue and mouth a nice pinkish-red color. Looks better when the model gets annoyed with you and sticks her tongue out at you too.

Cold bottled water is nice. I found a preference in the Essentia 9.5 pH water brand ( http://www.essentiawater.com ). Seems to calm queasy and acid stomachs a bit too.

Aug 24 14 08:14 am Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

They are MY best friend - so, yeah, a photographers best friend.

Models? I rarely go wrong with nice cold grapes for them.

Aug 24 14 08:56 am Link

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Bill Bates

Posts: 3850

Payson, Utah, US

No, a photographers best friend are whisky and wine(or the hard alcohol of your choice). They warms and gives inspiration. They console the soul when inspiration doesn't come and the shoot is a bust. They gives jolly cheer and an air of celebration when the shoot goes well. When shared with your collaborators who knows where the party will go and how things will end...maybe with more photos and more inspiration.

Aug 24 14 09:38 am Link

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L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

Vintagevista wrote:
They are MY best friend - so, yeah, a photographers best friend.

Models? I rarely go wrong with nice cold grapes for them.

smile

Aug 24 14 11:19 am Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Is that... a tail? This is scaring me.

Aug 24 14 11:58 am Link

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Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Is that... a tail? This is scaring me.

Yup. Those are piglet embryo tails. smile

Aug 24 14 12:03 pm Link

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Tucson, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Yup. Those are piglet embryo tails. smile

Clever.

I was talking about a shrimp tail.

Aug 24 14 12:13 pm Link

Photographer

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Clever.

I was talking about a shrimp tail.

You're scared of shrimp tails? yikes

Aug 24 14 12:45 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

You're scared of shrimp tails? yikes

Yes. Ocean animals that aren't mammals scare me.

Aug 24 14 12:55 pm Link

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Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Yes. Ocean animals that aren't mammals scare me.

Oh they're yummy. So is scallops and lobsters and prawns and all kinda neat stuff.

Here, I'll share. Take a few bites! big_smile

Aug 24 14 01:14 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Oh they're yummy. So is scallops and lobsters and prawns and all kinda neat stuff.

Here, I'll share. Take a few bites! big_smile

I haven't eaten fish or seafood since I was 11.

Aug 24 14 01:15 pm Link

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Tropic Light

Posts: 7595

Kailua, Hawaii, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Yes. Ocean animals that aren't mammals scare me.

We evolved from them, so you shouldn't be scared to consume a few of your distant relatives. big_smile

Aug 24 14 02:08 pm Link

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Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

I haven't eaten fish or seafood since I was 11.

You are too far away!!! hmm

Move to the California coast and you'll find proper seafood to eat. I love to eat seafood such as prawns ... the tail wont hurt you unless you swallow it and get it caught in your esophagus then choke. I like my prawns without the pig wrapped around 'em!

Aug 24 14 02:11 pm Link

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Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Cherrystone wrote:
Sammiches? C'mon up your game.

Do you use food service worker gloves? God only knows where your hands have been, I wanna continue to live after I eat it. smile

Dude, you don't know how good my sandwiches are! Game on! tongue

I don't need no stinking gloves! You don't need to know where my hands have been ... I wash my hands constantly! wink

Aug 24 14 02:14 pm Link

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Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

I haven't eaten fish or seafood since I was 11.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some calamari? smile

Aug 24 14 02:25 pm Link

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Motordrive Photography

Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some calamari? smile

Isn't that what they throw on the ice for your "Not So Hot" Red Wings? They kinda slip and slide on it ... tongue

Aug 24 14 02:39 pm Link

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Posts: 7086

Lodi, California, US

what if you made a sandwich with Reeses P.B. cups ?

Aug 24 14 02:46 pm Link

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Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Motordrive Photography wrote:
what if you made a sandwich with Reeses P.B. cups ?

If you are a model who requests it as a stipulation in working with me .... then your wish is my command! I'd find a way to make it! wink

Oh ... there is one thing I wont make ... and that is a "minnow" sandwich. Personal reasons, you see ...

Aug 24 14 02:56 pm Link

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Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Patrick Walberg wrote:
Isn't that what they throw on the ice for your "Not So Hot" Red Wings? They kinda slip and slide on it ... tongue

Your team made the most massive choke possible, losing after being up 3-0, which had only been done 3 times in NHL history, and you talk about my not so hot Wings? lol

No those are squid, not octopi. smile

Aug 24 14 03:05 pm Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Is that... a tail? This is scaring me.

Don't feel bad. Hue eats the shell as well when she makes shrimp (gag). It was our first "cultural" issue as a couple. lol

Aug 24 14 03:10 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some calamari? smile

Yeah, of course, obviously I want to eat calamari.

Aug 24 14 03:54 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Patrick Walberg wrote:

You are too far away!!! hmm

Move to the California coast and you'll find proper seafood to eat. I love to eat seafood such as prawns ... the tail wont hurt you unless you swallow it and get it caught in your esophagus then choke. I like my prawns without the pig wrapped around 'em!

I DON'T WANT TO EAT SEAFOOD. I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, LEAST OF ALL SEA CREATURES. I'M VEGAN. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.

Aug 24 14 03:55 pm Link

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highStrangeness

Posts: 2485

Carmichael, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

I DON'T WANT TO EAT SEAFOOD. I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, LEAST OF ALL SEA CREATURES. I'M VEGAN. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

And do you hate plants, or something?

Aug 24 14 04:05 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

aspergianLens wrote:

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

And do you hate plants, or something?

Because I explained once that I didn't eat seafood and two people didn't get that through their heads, so I did it in ALL CAPS SO THEY CAN SEE IT.

Yes, I hate plants. That makes sense.

Aug 24 14 04:10 pm Link

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Justin

Posts: 22389

Fort Collins, Colorado, US

No wonder my bottled water and CLIF bars ain't cutting it.

Love the alcohol suggestion, but most of my shoots start assembling before or at sunup, and that's just too early for me to have it. Or offer it.

Aug 24 14 08:20 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Justin wrote:
No wonder my bottled water and CLIF bars ain't cutting it.

Love the alcohol suggestion, but most of my shoots start assembling before or at sunup, and that's just too early for me to have it. Or offer it.

I would totally go for the Clif Bar.

Aug 24 14 08:26 pm Link

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sweetcheekscouture

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West Palm Beach, Florida, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

I DON'T WANT TO EAT SEAFOOD. I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, LEAST OF ALL SEA CREATURES. I'M VEGAN. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.

wow

Aug 24 14 08:28 pm Link

Model

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

sweetcheekscouture wrote:

wow

IKR

Aug 24 14 08:30 pm Link

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sweetcheekscouture

Posts: 465

West Palm Beach, Florida, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

IKR

I think you need a little pick me up -- you want half of my BLT?

I know sometimes when people's blood sugar drops it makes them over-react and get a little cranky.

Aug 24 14 08:42 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

sweetcheekscouture wrote:

I think you need a little pick me up -- you want half of my BLT?

I know sometimes when people's blood sugar drops it makes them over-react and get a little cranky.

Cute.

Aug 24 14 08:50 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

This is why we can't have lighthearted threads sad

Aug 24 14 09:28 pm Link

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Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Vintagevista wrote:
This is why we can't have lighthearted threads sad

It started with a simple question. Then it got all hey let's tease the vegan I'm 14 and this is freshman year.

Aug 24 14 09:30 pm Link

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Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
It started with a simple question. Then it got all hey let's tease the vegan I'm 14 and this is freshman year.

I'm sorry, I forgot that you are vegan. Honestly, I am NOT meaning to tease you. Some of us (including myself) happen to like seafood ... I thought you just saw the picture of shrimp wrapped with bacon as disgusting. I don't eat seafood with bacon wrapped on it. Honestly, please don't take my comments as teasing or purposely causing you anguish. Some of us forget who is vegan here. I happen to enjoy seafood.

Aug 24 14 09:36 pm Link

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