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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
California is seriously running out of water. Canada has the largest reserve of drinking water. ![https://www.canadianwaterfilter.com/images/canada-62.JPG]()
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Zebadiah _MI
Posts: 13433
Ann Arbor, Michigan, US
I think if we ask nicely they'll give all of it to us.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Zebadiah _MI wrote:
I think if we ask nicely they'll give all of it to us. nope,hé
we need water to make our beer.
![https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4VJFiSOgX0s/UgLDPHDBmnI/AAAAAAAAI9s/qHwOT-EzZoM/w830-h553-no/IMGP6346.JPG]()
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
nope,hé
we need water to make our beer. Good answer.
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Paolo D Photography
Posts: 11502
San Francisco, California, US
Well then that settles it.
We'll take all their beer!
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Well then that settles it.
We'll take all their bears! corrected for you
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
corrected for you No no no no no.
THEY can keep ALL their bears. Hell, they can even have some of ours.
We take all their beers AND those hats that the mounties wear ! ( The hats are just to rub it in their faces that we took all their beers. )
Wonder how many troops and how long it will take to take over Canada, eh ?
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Bobby C wrote:
Wonder how many troops and how long it will take to take over Canada, eh ? more than you can afford.
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
more than you can afford. Now, now. No need to be butt hurt.
You guys can keep your loonies and toonies. 
![https://www.mint.ca/store/dyn/content_imgs/New1and2-page.jpg]()
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
wait a sec.
you take water,right ?
wait a few months and we swap places.
Solid water is water,too
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
wait a sec.
you take water,right ?
wait a few months and we swap places.
Solid water is water,too Hold your horses there.
We take your water does not mean we swap places with you, just like we take the Middle East's oil does not mean we go live there.
![https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSo_hfyXOfcWJALjHgbUOeSlpT6EUipyzrOm2qp2Wo4E2Rt1ANrZw]()
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Bobby C wrote:
Hold your horses there.
We take your water does not mean we swap places with you, just like we take the Middle East's oil does not mean we go live there.
![https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSo_hfyXOfcWJALjHgbUOeSlpT6EUipyzrOm2qp2Wo4E2Rt1ANrZw]() you should. Arabic peninsula is a lot like California in a few years. All sandy and dry.
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
you should. Arabic peninsula is a lot like California in a few years. All sandy and dry. That's why we are coming take your water, beer and mountie hats.
![https://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/pharrell-williams-mountie-hat-auction.jpg]()
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Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Kelli wrote:
LOL God Bless Merica! That's "Murica" to you !
![https://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/murica-is-coming.jpg]()
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
But not Quebec. Lets leave them alone. Too many French.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Robb Mann wrote:
But not Quebec. Lets leave them alone. Too many French. ok.proceed
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Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Having our luck, the Canadians would all line up and pee in the fresh water before handing any over to us.  Wait, I'm thinking that is how they made Labatt 50. 
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Alabaster Crowley
Posts: 8283
Tucson, Arizona, US
You mean it's not all solid ice?
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Please hold off on the invasion until after I get my order from Lee Valley Tools.
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Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
You need to figure out a way to protect your White House better this time.  Just some friendly advice, you know us Canadians are polite that way!
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
What we need is some sort of pipeline from Canada to the US...
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Kelli wrote:
...
Just some friendly advice, you know us Canadians are polite that way! You sure are...
![https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zOWfhMN_0Tk/Ud27aePIeHI/AAAAAAAAAh4/d01EhNkCtQc/s1600/Canadian+graffiti+your+mom+is+a+nice+lady+dr+heckle+funny+memes.png]()
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Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Kelli wrote:
You should study a bit of your history. History tends to repeat itself, although judging at the drop in intelligence level I would think it would be worse off for you now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiLtjgT_tPc
Or anyone ur country ( assuming your country wants to invade someone and not just a few yahoos on MM ) then everyone can just wait around for you guys to off yourselves, which seems to happen everytime I catch any American news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_WLebJpZM Let me match your 1st youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j84yHxZr9_U
Aboot your second youtube link: 5 US armymen died by friendly fire in Afghanistan. This is tragic.
But you can be rest assured that that the entire US army is not going to "off" themselves, which you say "happen everytime I catch any American news."
Currently, the total number of US Army personnel is 2,231,447.
None of that matters, because my OP was meant as a joke. You are taking this thread too seriously. I know comedy can be hard to comprehend for some people. Have you heard of something called a "sense of humor " ? Look it up, might be useful in order to go through life more pleasantly, eh ?
Here, have a cupcake and simmer down.
![https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGE5GVMEH2SRdsPTn54HaWDK_cBGlXJyOyG69S5dwtyBNf6VyzcA]()
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
Kelli wrote:
![https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/canadian_6bfbc8_1197661.jpg]()
You should study a bit of your history. History tends to repeat itself, although judging at the drop in intelligence level I would think it would be worse off for you now. I'm not sure anyone in our military, or in the general public, would lift a finger to defend the White House or Congress these days... The chronic traffic in DC could be the only thing keeping them safe.
And nice F-14 on that barge! Only two countries in the world every operated/owned them. Canada ain't one of em.
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JJMiller
Posts: 807
Buffalo, New York, US
You're gonna have to get past this guy first ![https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfnu59L0I1rx2ytdo1_500.jpg]()
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Bobby C wrote:
![https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGE5GVMEH2SRdsPTn54HaWDK_cBGlXJyOyG69S5dwtyBNf6VyzcA]() hey,Man
Any civilized country threaten by an invasion of USA would do the same.
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Nicole Nu
Posts: 3981
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kelli wrote:
You need to figure out a way to protect your White House better this time.
Just some friendly advice, you know us Canadians are polite that way! hahahaha
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
I'd definitely be up to invade some canadians.
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Vivus Hussein Denuo
Posts: 64211
New York, New York, US
Bobby C wrote:
You sure are...
![https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zOWfhMN_0Tk/Ud27aePIeHI/AAAAAAAAAh4/d01EhNkCtQc/s1600/Canadian+graffiti+your+mom+is+a+nice+lady+dr+heckle+funny+memes.png]() LOL.
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
hey,Man
Any civilized country threaten by an invasion of USA would do the same. You guys are taking this post seriously ? Talk aboot insecurity !
![https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Facepalm-GIFS-1.gif]()
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
I find that Canadians are generally comforted by Southpark references: ![https://soccernewsday.com/userfiles/images/03-26-2012.jpg]()
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Bobby C wrote:
You guys are taking this post seriously ? Talk aboot insecurity ! you elected Bush-Cheney
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
scrymettet wrote:
you elected Bush-Cheney
![https://img.pandawhale.com/50477-neil-degrasse-tyson-speechless-6ISB.gif]()
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Alabaster Crowley wrote:
me rn
![https://www.flaunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mj-popcorn.gif]() Good time for one of those.
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Flex Photography
Posts: 6470
Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Oh yeah?? Well you also have to get past our Coast Guard! ![https://www.investwithalex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crazy-canadians-investwithalex.jpg]()
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Flex Photography wrote:
Oh yeah?? Well you also have to get past our Coast Guard!
![https://www.investwithalex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crazy-canadians-investwithalex.jpg]()
I had almost given up on Canadians having a sense of humor !
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