September 30, 2009 10:54pm 'Puahiehieikamaka', I want to tell you how Sexy you are; but I'm not sure if I should start with a 'VOWEL, Consonant or Adverb'? Maybe I should just say something PHONOLOGICAL. I could use an ADJECTIVE or transitional VERB to try an describe your beauty. I think I'd rather use my IMAGINATION. There's always an inherent danger when a man imagines something as provocative as this. You know; it could be used against him in a 'Court of LAW'. I can just hear the judge telling me that what you did was a 'Misdemeanor' and what I did was a 'FELONY'. I can hear the sound of the GAVEL as I'm being carried away in SHACKLES. I told the judge it was temporary INSANITY. He said: I know; 'Puahiehieikamaka' is enough to drive any man CRAZY...!