June 22, 2013 10:44am “LADY'S LOVE A PIE BEAR THAT'S ME”
I'm the protector of the crack.
You know the one in the back.
This one is a lovely beauty,
so I do my duty;
and I'm good, but pro-gun.
However, I get to be where others can't--
~~that's, an intentional slant!!
Like this super model so fine,
I can even get to dine--
~~a gift, to being a stuff bear.
Ah but, some-where’s the privacy, I can't share.
This could be my dessert so eloquent,
and I'm practicing manners, because I'm a gent..
She's got a tattoo,
which is where photographers woo,
but not the-snuggling-me.
Some say it is a crown that you see,
other say it's a wreath--
~that I'm beneath.
Nothing can be in the private spot there,
but me, because I'm just a fluffy bear....
Believe-it-or-not I'm always nude,
and to-be-that-way is proven not to be rude.
Okay all but, (butt) a simple bow,
but I like gifts you never know what they sew, (sow).
So stop by my bear-shack,
maybe I'll like your crack--
~~Oh Gentleman, Your snack--
~~oops, make that simply your lovely back.
You wonder why?
Well I'm PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JohnnyV @hartwick NY
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