Frog516 wrote:
When I grow up, I want to be a world famous rock and roll photographer, that shoots strippers, with empty icecream cones. Anybody have any tips for me?

A lobotomy?

Fifi-Alexis wrote:

She looks pretty scary....

thats cuz someone ate all the ice cream!

Fifi-Alexis wrote:
She looks pretty scary....

You know what's scary about this for me? That this girl was actually in her underwear in front of the author of this thread(probably in front of his fridge even) . I hope I will never have to meet anyone like him!

Holden wrote:
Whomever he is, he just needs to go. Away. Forever.

Not yet, I haven't absorbed all his wisdom yet

Frog516 wrote:

Not yet, I haven't absorbed all his wisdom yet

I thought I told you that to be as intelligent and business-savvy as he is, you only need to remove the frontal lobe of your brain.

It's that simple! I know someone who knows this guy who dropped out of med school...I can get you a deal.

Holden wrote:

I thought I told you that to be as intelligent and business-savvy as he is, you only need to remove the frontal lobe of your brain.

It's that simple! I know someone who knows this guy who dropped out of med school...I can get you a deal.

Really? You would do that for me?

Iona Lynn wrote:
Why is he still here?

The Mods seem to like it when trolls get batted around first. Then they start banning.

Iona Lynn wrote:
http://www.patjohnson.com/

Just because I love him oodles and he is a real rock and roll photographer...
He is also one of the very few that has met Mr. Iona

This dude kicks ass

http://www.dalemayphotography.com/

Elysa wrote:
Please, someone tell this jackass to go choke on his camera lens.

I think he is too busy choking his chicken

TXPhotog wrote:
Sluggo.

So I took a look at his profile, and at his portfolio.  Suspicions confirmed.  We have a serious Sluggo on our hands.

Event worse, he is a modeling agent.  Why is his profile still active.  He even openly admits he is an agent. But sadly, a miserable photographer

Nelson Jones  TOPOP wrote:
Credits ARE personally knowing IMAN, Trya Banks, Allen Brenner, Kris Dizon, Kevin Steward or Jamie ESCALANTE'....

Credits ARE NOT the four hundred models you've shot, near naked with your Sony Cyber shot or thumbnails inserts in regional magazines.
Credits ARE NOT a website.
Credits ARE knowing an F stop!

Brilliant. I never knew credits were who you know rather than what you've actually accomplished. Likewise, I never knew that "knowing an F stop" could be considered a credit. 

Whatever happened to the screening process here?

theda wrote:

Brilliant. I never knew credits were who you know rather than what you've actually accomplished. Likewise, I never knew that "knowing an F stop" could be considered a credit. 

Whatever happened to the screening process here?

They had a screening process?

Bill Westfield wrote:
God, what can I say about this man?

The words "shitbag," "scumpuppy," and "butt muffin" come to mind, but nay, it's only my lack of poetic talent that restrains me from true expression.

Had I only brushed shoulders with Avidon, or perhaps Adams, I might have understood *this* man's wisdom, but alas, my only true mentor was Cerney, and though he has passed, I believe he also could have encapsulated such knowledge by language understandable to us McDonalds eating, baby sireing, late sleeping, email ignoring morons...

I believe he might have said; huh???

Butt muffin

that word is made of awesome and win

Loretta Wilson wrote:
Being an awesome mommy is the reason why I'm not a real model?


Why thank you, I would never have known!


Geez....:p

yeah- ditto right?

Bill Westfield wrote:
"butt cookie"

this is officially my new favorite word.

Nelson Jones  TOPOP wrote:
There’s absolutely no way you’re a model, if you are fat!

Guess again, sugarbuns.

Holden wrote:
A lobotomy?

This is the funniest thing I saw today.

new life photography wrote:
It's pretty funny how he bashes people for taking photos of half naked models, and then has a photo like this:

(edited out of good taste)

*The above is a professional model, that has an absolutely gorgeous figure, and is not half naked*

Quite ironic if you ask me, hehe.

-Kevin
NL PHOTO

Pathetic, really. This woman would photgraph nicely should she find a photographer.

theda wrote:

Brilliant. I never knew credits were who you know rather than what you've actually accomplished. Likewise, I never knew that "knowing an F stop" could be considered a credit. 

Whatever happened to the screening process here?

This is the same damn thing I was thinking when I read that. I've met tons of famous people, so obviously I'm much more successful than people who haven't. Duh.