you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake...  I'm not pale. 

=== EDIT ===

I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

BTW...my MySpace... www.myspace.com/dvsdetroit

=== EDIT 2 ===

My #1 fan has been discovered!  See page 4 here...

=== EDIT 3 ===

I received a new letter!  Go here:

*** Damn, never mind...the mods locked and hid it, but it was better than this one.***

For now, here were a few gems from that one:

She now wants me to perform oral on her penis to which she will then attach it to my head.  Kewl...I will be a unicorn!

She is thinking my back cat is African American and is using racial slurs on him

She want to have urolagnia play with my cat's head

She's off the me being pale kick and now thinks I'm Mexican (I'm Spanish...different country and culture)

And she hates Obama apparently and will leave the country if he wins

MelissaLynnette LaDiva wrote:
I love hate mail.
It's funnier than tv.

True...and more channels.

Miss Fifi-Alexis wrote:
::sigh::

Love it... it never gets old...

I just want to know who it is so I can press their buttons more.  =P

Face-Off wrote:
Dayum! I wonder who it is? Maybe they'll out themselves on this topic.

I hope so...they left their profile on MySpace "private" with no emailing unless you were a friend...so I sent a friend request. 

Like an open Rose wrote:
your face is an abomination.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I hope it's not mom again.  =\

Like an open Rose wrote:
from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

LOLOLOLLOL

damn are you that ugly
i dont believe it

Maybe so...your call...

DVS wrote:

I hope it's not mom again.  =\

Oh no baby Im just joking lol
but that is funny I would laugh

DVS wrote:
Maybe so...your call...

aww no they are just very upset, i wouldnt say from the look of your face you are going to hell lol

btdsgns wrote:
It's the picture of the cat... It's really pissing me... Uh... Um... I mean somebody off.

But it was a female that wrote it according to what little I could see of their profile.

I though all females love the poosay?

DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):

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you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

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I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake.   I'm not pale. 

What is hilarious is that the guy says all this vile profane hateful crap and you come back with  "Im not pale"    I laughed out loud.

Probably was a mistake.  You have to ignore the haters--regardless of whether it is mistaken identity.
No response is best response.

Like an open Rose wrote:

Oh no baby Im just joking lol
but that is funny I would laugh

I know you are...and so am I.  I posted it here because I thought I'd share the hilarity of it.  I couldn't keep it to myself.

DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):

----

you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

-------

I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake.   I'm not pale. 

Unless it's my monitor, you're the palest olive toned complexion that I've seen. But I didn't send you that mail. Actually, you're rather hot.

Like an open Rose wrote:

aww no they are just very upset, i wouldnt say from the look of your face you are going to hell lol

No, but my naughty thoughts will make me go there without passing GO or collecting $200.

Like an open Rose wrote:
Some silly trout wrote me a hatemail message saying she was going to kill me and she saw me driving yesterday and shes watching me.
I was hella luaghing b/c I don't even have a license to drive lol

I recieved hatemail once from this guy who claimed he was stalking me and that he watched me typing on the internet the night before from the window. I asked him to describe the house, and it was nothing like my house! Besides, at the time, my computer room was facing the backyard.

ElleM  wrote:
FTR...Id so do you

I never get hate mail like that You have graduated to the upper kick ass tier of MM

I wanna badge or a ribbon!

ElleM  wrote:
FTR...Id so do you

I never get hate mail like that You have graduated to the upper kick ass tier of MM

Uh, Elle, dear?  2 words:  "Princess Emily." 

And for the OP, hey, at least some psycho didn't track down your phone number, make death threats, then put up a web page accusing you of being a rapist after you sicced the cops on him. 

DVS wrote:

I wanna badge or a ribbon!

Id do the badge. Wear it proudly

im going to go harass someone so they will write me hate mail now

Micah Milan wrote:
What is hilarious is that the guy says all this vile profane hateful crap and you come back with  "Im not pale"    I laughed out loud.

I think you're the first to catch that...congrats!!! 

Micah Milan wrote:
Probably was a mistake.  You have to ignore the haters--regardless of whether it is mistaken identity.
No response is best response.

But, I "wanted" to respond...they blocked me!

DVS wrote:

I just want to know who it is so I can press their buttons more.  =P

...AWESOME

   peace in getting even and Rasberry Sorbet...

SLE Photography wrote:

Uh, Elle, dear?  2 words:  "Princess Emily." 

And for the OP, hey, at least some psycho didn't track down your phone number, make death threats, then put up a web page accusing you of being a rapist after you sicced the cops on him. 

I've worked with Princess Emily before. Very interesting person...

SLE Photography wrote:
Uh, Elle, dear?  2 words:  "Princess Emily." 

And for the OP, hey, at least some psycho didn't track down your phone number, make death threats, then put up a web page accusing you of being a rapist after you sicced the cops on him. 

She doesnt count lol It was a mutual hatred that wasnt brought on by her being a moron. Plus, I was kind of a bitch lol
Ive never gotten unexpected hate mail...we'll put it that way

Face-Off wrote:



I recieved hatemail once from this guy who claimed he was stalking me and that he watched me typing on the internet the night before from the window. I asked him to describe the house, and it was nothing like my house! Besides, at the time, my computer room was facing the backyard.

I just said the wrong description to throw you off...

DVS wrote:

I just said the wrong description to throw you off...

Yeah, you were probably watching my old troll of a neighbour.

Did I just burn myself?

DVS wrote:
I'm not pale. 

That's arguable!

But DAMN, you're hot!