Forums > Critique > Fun and Games > Would you catch the attention of an alien?

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Maybe you remember the film 'Men in black' when an alien lands on the Earth and needs to disguise himself, and chooses the image of a sculptural woman to be his appearance.

Now imagine that the alien see your port....would he be inevitably attracted by you, would he just have a look and say no in the end, would he simply ignore you or would he vomit his alien meal?

What would he think? 

Nov 22 12 11:57 pm Link

Model

Maruschke

Posts: 543

Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand

LOL!!! would love to know big_smile

probebly vomit his brains out hehehe

Nov 23 12 12:11 am Link

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Jane Smithly

Posts: 1097

Crowley, Texas, US

Lol please tell smile

Nov 23 12 12:16 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Maruschke wrote:
LOL!!! would love to know big_smile

probebly vomit his brains out hehehe

He would find you cute and delicate, and probably ask his alien cousin to marry you.

Nov 23 12 12:30 am Link

Photographer

The Dave

Posts: 8848

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

I'm in smile

Nov 23 12 12:34 am Link

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Maruschke

Posts: 543

Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand

The Face Photography wrote:

He would find you cute and delicate, and probably ask his alien cousin to marry you.

Hahahah!! awesome big_smile

Nov 23 12 12:36 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Autumn Rose Brightly wrote:
Lol please tell smile

He would take a look at your port, obviously attracted by your beauty, but he would discard you since what he needs is a not so interesting and clever looking woman.

Nov 23 12 12:41 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

-The Dave- wrote:
I'm in smile

Ok, so you are the guy who came with the alien wearing a reflex, are'nt you?

Nov 23 12 12:43 am Link

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Baeli

Posts: 1016

Truro, England, United Kingdom

This looks like fun, I'm in. smile

Nov 23 12 12:48 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Baeli wrote:
This looks like fun, I'm in. smile

First thing he would think would be "wow!! I have been soooooo lucky! I finally found my beloved Freyja"

This would make him be somewhat shy at first, then he would be very attracted by you, and finally he would discard you, because it would be too difficult for him to play the role of a such a lovely girl like you.

Nov 23 12 01:11 am Link

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Axioma

Posts: 6822

Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!

Nov 23 12 01:16 am Link

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Amul La La

Posts: 885

London, England, United Kingdom

Axioma wrote:
awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!

My Sentiment!

Nov 23 12 02:43 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Axioma wrote:
awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!

I'll assume you want to know what happened to the alien. 

He was left in a state of shock after watching your port, unable to stop admiring you.

So you were a deathly model for him, because he failed to prepare the Earth for the invasion and was punished by his Emperor to silently be in love with you forever.

Nov 23 12 03:43 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

A M U L wrote:

My Sentiment!

Thanks!  

Nov 23 12 03:43 am Link

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Jenny Jannetty

Posts: 449

Roanoke, Virginia, US

How about me?  smile

Nov 23 12 06:43 am Link

Photographer

Eclectic Vision

Posts: 8281

Toledo, Ohio, US

I'm in.

Nov 23 12 06:45 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Jenny Jannetty wrote:
How about me?  smile

He would like your port very much, but he would not use you as a disguise. Instead he would give Jabba The Hut a call, and would say "hey guy, I got a new toy for you!!"

Nov 23 12 06:59 am Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Eclectic Vision  wrote:
I'm in.

Being yours a photographer's port and not a model's one, I think he would be confused by the variety of faces and bodies.

In the end, if he noticed that you are not a model, I guess he would phone to you to arrange a shoot, since alien like nudes very much. He would not need MUA though, since their skin is very sensitive.

Nov 23 12 07:12 am Link

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Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 3716

San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

Sure, I would like to know.

Nov 23 12 08:49 am Link

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KatieMariexo

Posts: 259

New York, New York, US

Let me know!!!

Nov 23 12 10:14 am Link

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Luna Diosa

Posts: 13242

Elizabeth, New Jersey, US

lol great thread hit me

Nov 23 12 10:56 am Link

Model

Baeli

Posts: 1016

Truro, England, United Kingdom

The Face Photography wrote:

First thing he would think would be "wow!! I have been soooooo lucky! I finally found my beloved Freyja"

This would make him be somewhat shy at first, then he would be very attracted by you, and finally he would discard you, because it would be too difficult for him to play the role of a such a lovely girl like you.

tongue Thanks!

Nov 23 12 11:18 am Link

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Annabella Barber

Posts: 25

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Me?

Nov 23 12 11:55 am Link

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Jennifer Barker

Posts: 8010

Houston, Arkansas, US

How Cute, please tell me  smile

Nov 23 12 12:24 pm Link

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Sarah_

Posts: 1487

Los Angeles, California, US

LOL I'm hoping he thinks I'm one of his cousins. big_smile

Nov 23 12 01:38 pm Link

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Paige Morgan

Posts: 4060

New York, New York, US

Fun! Regular people generally think I'm an alien...what do you say?

Nov 23 12 02:12 pm Link

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B E A R

Posts: 474

Riverside, California, US

Lol ok

Nov 23 12 02:12 pm Link

Photographer

Supermodel Photographer

Posts: 3309

Oyster Bay, New York, US

The Face Photography wrote:
Maybe you remember the film 'Men in black' when an alien lands on the Earth and needs to disguise himself, and chooses the image of a sculptural woman to be his appearance.

Now imagine that the alien see your port....would he be inevitably attracted by you, would he just have a look and say no in the end, would he simply ignore you or would he vomit his alien meal?

What would he think? 

He would take solace in the presence of two actresses from Men In Black 3 in my MM portfolios:

Kati Rediger
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/080723/01/4886bb99cb0e1.jpg

Karin Agstam
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090218/12/499c74250fab7.jpg

Nov 23 12 02:19 pm Link

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_eMMe_

Posts: 866

Florence, Toscana, Italy

I'm curious.

Nov 23 12 02:43 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Jorge Kreimer wrote:
Sure, I would like to know.

Well, I think the alien would be very attracted by your port, but surely he would find really difficult to try some of the poses he would see.

Nov 23 12 10:31 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

BelezaModel wrote:
Let me know!!!

I'm sure the alien would want a larger portfolio than yours, but he would find it interesting anyway, and would admire such a couple of......well, you know what.

Nov 23 12 10:36 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Cynthia Serrano  wrote:
lol great thread hit me

Seeing some of your shots the alien would think "why is this girl so badly treated? maybe because she is not blonde?"

But then he would see other shots and would be touched by your provocative expression and your stength. After that he would think you are dangerous and decide to try some other disguise.

Nov 23 12 10:44 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Annabella Barber wrote:
Me?

Without doubt the alien would ignore you, because everybody would suspect that he was an alien.

Nobody would think that such an amazing model and beautiful woman could be someone born in the Earth.

Nov 23 12 10:52 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Jennifer Barker wrote:
How Cute, please tell me  smile

I think the alien would feel really confused about what to do.

He would think that you are a beautiful woman and would be interested in using your appearance, but at the same time, he would very interested in knowing more about you, in finding out why you have such an intriguing eyesight.

I think he would finally kidnap you to chat with you and know you better.

Nov 23 12 11:02 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Sarah_ wrote:
LOL I'm hoping he thinks I'm one of his cousins. big_smile

Wow! No cousins here, he would certainly think "this is for me!!!" 

He would kidnap you and take you to his planet to admire you, locking you in your room until he found out how an alien can marry a lovely human being who is not in love with him.

Nov 23 12 11:12 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Paige Morgan wrote:
Fun! Regular people generally think I'm an alien...what do you say?

I have to admit that the alien would be somewhat confused at first, doubting whether you might be one of his colleagues.

But not, in the end he would think that you are a too interesting woman to be a fake one. However, he would ignore you as a disguise, because you would attract the kind of men that love surprises and strong experiences, and politicians are not that kind of men.

Nov 23 12 11:26 pm Link

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Miroslava Svoboda

Posts: 555

Seattle, Washington, US

Can I have a go at the alien? big_smile

Nov 23 12 11:31 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Bear wrote:
Lol ok

Oh yes, sure!!! He would think that you are the perfect disguise. 

And after using you, he would think that it would be a pity to throw you away, since you are so valuable, and would take you to his planet as a present for his Emperor.

Nov 23 12 11:32 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

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Madrid, Madrid, Spain

Supermodel Photographer wrote:

He would take solace in the presence of two actresses from Men In Black 3 in my MM portfolio

Oh well, I suppose he would contact you to get some advice about how to conquer the Earth haha!

Nov 23 12 11:37 pm Link

Photographer

The Face Photography

Posts: 1549

Madrid, Madrid, Spain

_eMMe_ wrote:
I'm curious.

I do know what the alien would do.

He would take your body, your sad eyesight, your attractive expression, and would use them to conquer not the Earth, but the heart of a lucky man.

Nov 23 12 11:42 pm Link