Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

neutral

Jan 31 13 01:49 am Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Then you must be a frigid bitch, and not really a woman.

Those are really your only options.

Jan 31 13 02:02 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Damianne wrote:
Then you must be a frigid bitch, and not really a woman.

Those are really your only options.

Well this is going to be the shortest lived parody thread ever

Jan 31 13 02:10 am Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Well this is going to be the shortest lived parody thread ever

Uh. I mean.

Uh.


Shit.

Jan 31 13 02:18 am Link

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Jim Shibley

Posts: 3309

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Then you must be a virgin. smile

Jan 31 13 03:10 am Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

I'm not bald.

Jan 31 13 03:32 am Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37100

Toledo, Ohio, US

I'm not either...I'm more of a floozy.

Jan 31 13 04:43 am Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Eye of Sicari wrote:
I'm not either...I'm more of a floozy.

Funny, I think of you as more of a harlot

Jan 31 13 05:00 am Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I'm not bald.

I'm not Black.




Wait…

Jan 31 13 08:33 am Link

Photographer

Peter Claver

Posts: 27130

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

THIS IS A THREAD OF LIES!!!!!

Jan 31 13 08:43 am Link

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Nicole Nu

Posts: 3981

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

And I totally don't have any boobies.

Yup.

Jan 31 13 08:53 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

I have a small ass.

Jan 31 13 09:08 am Link

Photographer

Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Peter Claver wrote:
THIS IS A THREAD OF LIES!!!!!

That exists in a Web of Lies…

Jan 31 13 09:09 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I have huge tits.

I think think I'm going to go squeeze them now.

Jan 31 13 09:34 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
I have huge tits.

I think think I'm going to go squeeze them now.

Can I help?

Jan 31 13 09:40 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Damon Banner wrote:

Can I help?

Yes. Everyone in SF2 is invited to squeeze my imaginary titties.

Jan 31 13 09:41 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

pearl necklace....

Jan 31 13 09:43 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

jyeah.

Jan 31 13 09:44 am Link

Photographer

Toto Photo

Posts: 3757

Belmont, California, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

Yes. Everyone in SF2 is invited to squeeze my imaginary titties.

Dear Not-a-Slut OP,

I just squeezed Koryn Locke's huge, imaginary bewbies. Does that make me a slut?

Ian Askin

Jan 31 13 11:39 am Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

lol

Seems you're trying to tell me something

Jan 31 13 11:56 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

*unfriends*

Jan 31 13 12:11 pm Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

Yes. Everyone in SF2 is invited to squeeze my imaginary titties.

Where are they?  smile

Jan 31 13 12:40 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

Yes. Everyone in SF2 is invited to squeeze my imaginary titties.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/sm4113r/GIFs/unf.gif

Jan 31 13 01:07 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/sm4113r/GIFs/unf.gif

I LOVE IT WHEN I SEE THIS.

Jan 31 13 01:09 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
Yes. Everyone in SF2 is invited to squeeze my imaginary titties.

DivaEroticus wrote:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/sm4113r/GIFs/unf.gif

Unmitigated Nerdy Fapping?

Unbridled Noxious Farts??

Ultra Nasty Furries?!

Jan 31 13 01:35 pm Link

Photographer

Sophistocles

Posts: 21320

Seattle, Washington, US

I prefer trollip.

Jan 31 13 01:41 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Sophistocles wrote:
I prefer trollip.

trollop?

Jan 31 13 02:06 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Damianne wrote:

trollop?

Trollip.

Part troll part tulip

Jan 31 13 02:10 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
I have huge tits.

I think think I'm going to go squeeze them now.

Pix vs. IDH

Jan 31 13 02:10 pm Link

Photographer

Robb Mann

Posts: 12327

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Trollip.

Part troll part tulip

All lip?

Jan 31 13 02:44 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

NicoleNudes wrote:
And I totally don't have any boobies.

Yup.

Women with large boobies are sluts per se
It's a rule.

Jan 31 13 02:52 pm Link

Photographer

Rick Edwards

Posts: 6185

Wilmington, Delaware, US

I have large boobies.....oh wait

Jan 31 13 05:44 pm Link

Photographer

Sophistocles

Posts: 21320

Seattle, Washington, US

Damianne wrote:

trollop?

Deliberately misspelled as pronounced.

Same concept as Muricah!

Jan 31 13 06:48 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

This thread is awesome.

Jan 31 13 06:54 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Sophistocles wrote:

Deliberately misspelled as pronounced.

Same concept as Muricah!

i liked my idea better

Jan 31 13 07:10 pm Link

Model

Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

i liked my idea better

Me too

Jan 31 13 07:12 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

https://www.friendsofart.net/static/images/art3/rene-magritte-this-is-not-a-pipe.jpg

Jan 31 13 08:38 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
This thread is awesome.

The bomb digity!

Rick Edwards wrote:
I have large boobies.....oh wait

Koryn Locke wrote:
I have huge tits.

I think think I'm going to go squeeze them now.

Me too, got them from the plastic surgen. Going to give them to a nice woman when I get tired of playing with them.

Jan 31 13 11:04 pm Link

Photographer

Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

I always had you down as a "Force of Nature"

Jan 31 13 11:07 pm Link

Photographer

R A V E N D R I V E

Posts: 15867

New York, New York, US

HEE-HAW

Jan 31 13 11:30 pm Link