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Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
No offense to others that may be offered to move to America
But truth is I'd step over their nude bodies to get to Russian Katarina wearing a parka
Now SHE is the one we need to get to America!
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Tony Lawrence
Posts: 21526
Chicago, Illinois, US
I love that girl. I'm in for a fin or more.
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Tony Lawrence wrote:
I love that girl. I'm in for a fin or more. Right?
I say we bring her to FetCon in August in Tampa
A bunch of Mayhemer's are coming into town anyway, so it should be a perfect time for her to meet the crowd!
Model
modeled
Posts: 9334
San Diego, California, US
Something tells me if she wanted to live here she would be.
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
modeled wrote:
Something tells me if she wanted to live here she would be. No doubt...
Truthfully I'm talking more about moving her here for a visit
I only used the word "Move" because of the other thread I was doing a take off of
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Without a doubt the best idea of the day!
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise.
Photographer
Justin
Posts: 22389
Fort Collins, Colorado, US
"Hey, you look great. Wanna shoot at my studio on the west side of town?"
"I despise your neighborhood and everything it stands for."
"Wonderful! When do you want to come over?"
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.
There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent.
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.
There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent. School is in session!
So .... FetCon!
It's in August!
Tampa Florida!
Sound like a plan?
Photographer
Marc Damon
Posts: 6562
Biloxi, Mississippi, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.
There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent. I am truly multi-lingual. I can teach you southern, Creole and Cajun as I am fluent in all three. So, when will you be here to partake of my language lessons? 
I also know just enough of about 6 different languages to get me booted from any church on the planet.
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise. Not true at all. Click looks much better in a trenchcoat, I look much better without it.
Photographer
Wildcat Photography
Posts: 1486
Valparaiso, Indiana, US
Carl Roberts wrote:
But truth is I'd step over their nude bodies to get to Russian Katarina wearing a parka
Now SHE is the one we need to get to America! +1
Definitely!
Even if Katarina did not desire to work together with on some shoots...there are a lot of excellent Photographers here that would create some fabulous images of her.
Especially some outdoor shots in scenic America!
Wildcat
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
joeyk wrote:
Without a doubt the best idea of the day! Why does this not surprise me! Lol
She's like the JoeyK poster child
Makeup Artist
T
Posts: 53557
Washington, District of Columbia, US
She's good peeps. Here's my $1 
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
Carl Roberts wrote:
Why does this not surprise me! Lol
She's like the JoeyK poster child He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he.
But so do most glam and swimsuit photographers.
Photographer
Chris Rifkin
Posts: 25581
Tampa, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
Let me just change my attire. I do have a cowgirl hat and some daisy dukes somewhere in my closet.
There, now I look like a proper Southern girl. Now one of y'all needs to teach me a proper Southern accent. Funny thing is that what I noticed with Russian women is they seem to pick up the accent of where they are living when they are still learning English..
Oksana has developed a noticble Brittish take on her Russian accent since I first knew her..
When I moved to Myrtle Beach,back in the day when I lived in strip clubs(in Myrtle Beach strip clubs were basicly the hang out bars during non tourist season and many of the beach bars closed)one of my favorite strippers was a stunning Russian going to school at Coastal Carolina....
she had a southern twang to her Russian accent...
I bet all you would have to do is hang out in a little goober town in Mississippi for a year and you would pick it up..
Photographer
Chris Rifkin
Posts: 25581
Tampa, Florida, US
Carl Roberts wrote:
School is in session!
So .... FetCon!
It's in August!
Tampa Florida!
Sound like a plan? Best poste ever!
Of course,unless she is already a resident/citizen/whatever of the UK good luck with getting a tourist visa to the states...
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he. This is an understatement
And you are RIGHT in his wheelhouse, in a BIG way
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7947
Monterey, California, US
I can get behind this...and she can cook me a steak ANY day!! 
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
Chris Rifkin wrote:
Funny thing is that what I noticed with Russian women is they seem to pick up the accent of where they are living when they are still learning English..
Oksana has developed a noticble Brittish take on her Russian accent since I first knew her..
When I moved to Myrtle Beach,back in the day when I lived in strip clubs(in Myrtle Beach strip clubs were basicly the hang out bars during non tourist season and many of the beach bars closed)one of my favorite strippers was a stunning Russian going to school at Coastal Carolina....
she had a southern twang to her Russian accent...
I bet all you would have to do is hang out in a little goober town in Mississippi for a year and you would pick it up.. I've been picking it up a bit from watching True Blood. ^^
I can do English with a Russian accent, French accent, German accent and a number of English accents.
If I picked up an American accent no one would notice that I'm a foreigner.
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
Carl Roberts wrote:
This is an understatement
And you are RIGHT in his wheelhouse, in a BIG way You mean he has a penchant for women with long legs?
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
PhotographybyT wrote:
I can get behind this...and she can cook me a steak ANY day!! ![https://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/if-wishes-were-horses.jpg]()
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
He does seem to favor a certain type, doesn't he.
But so do most glam and swimsuit photographers. Looking forward to taking you to the beach!
Photographer
joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
You mean he has a penchant for women with long legs? When I imagine perfect, I imagine this, well, without that piece of cloth...
![https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111229/10/4efcad3c7ff02.jpg]()
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
joeyk wrote:
Looking forward to taking you to the beach! I've heard you even have topless beaches down there.
I shall bring my burqa along.
Photographer
joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
I shall bring my burqa along. When you take it off it will be handy to use as a scrim...
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
joeyk wrote:
When you take it off it will be handy to use as a scrim... The dress I'm wearing in that picture you posted is a burqa actually. For midgets.
Photographer
joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
The dress I'm wearing in that picture you posted is a burqa actually. For midgets. It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin...
Photographer
MKPhoto
Posts: 5665
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Input from the North. We want you here in a parka not cutoffs. ![https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0054/7542/assets/covers-1.jpg]()
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
joeyk wrote:
It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin... You forgot that I'm wearing my katsuit under the burqa, of course.
![https://i45.tinypic.com/j64lk7.jpg]()
I supposed it could be used as an improvised bathing suit as well.
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it.
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
UnoMundo wrote:
Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it. Da Comrade...Awww crap
Photographer
Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
![https://toplessdrivers.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/edward_sparkling-1.jpg]() (Only in the female version) joeyk wrote:
It will look great laying on the sand in front of your glistening skin...
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
UnoMundo wrote:
Be careful, she is still a card carrying Bolshevik. She is just the front line to take over America by artful seduction. Don't fall for it. That's why the KGB equipped me with weapons of mass seduction.
Model
Russian Katarina
Posts: 1413
London, England, United Kingdom
Carl Roberts wrote:
![https://toplessdrivers.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/edward_sparkling-1.jpg]()
(Only in the female version)
If you want to post males, please post grown men with some hair on their chest. If I wanted to look at adolescent boys I would join a Twilight fanclub.
Photographer
joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Russian Katarina wrote:
I supposed it could be used as an improvised bathing suit as well. Sure, if we undo the snaps and run the zipper all the way down...
Photographer
Boho Hobo
Posts: 25351
Santa Barbara, California, US
ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I think she's Click Hamilton in disguise. who's he?
Model
Livane
Posts: 6334
Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I'd say aye, but naw, she's closer to me and therefore MINES! I win....
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Livane wrote:
I'd say aye, but naw, she's closer to me and therefore MINES! I win.... Soon as she finds out she has to eat this she will run like Proud Edward's army.
![https://www.clanhendersonsociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/f-haggis.jpg]()
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