Russian Katarina wrote:
I've heard you even have topless beaches down there.

I shall bring my burqa along.

Who needs topless beaches when there are Nude beaches in California

although lately a parka would not be a bad idea here, ugh.

R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
these dangerous russian women are very pleasant and seductive in person

I like the risk

the westernized ones know how to smile too

They all know how to smile...

Chris Rifkin wrote:

They all know how to smile...

...mischievously.

Chris Rifkin wrote:

They all know how to smile...

It's what we learn in our second semester in KGB school.

That's the one course Putin failed.

Art Silva Photography wrote:

Who needs topless beaches when there are Nude beaches in California

I live at the Riviera, I am familiar with them.

UnoMundo wrote:
Soon as she finds out she has to eat this she will run like Proud Edward's army.

You should be careful, all Scots can shoot lightning bolts out of their arse.

Haven't you learned anything from Braveheart?

As for haggis, any dish that looks like a chopped off penis should be avoided.

Art Silva Photography wrote:

Who needs topless beaches when there are Nude beaches in California

although lately a parka would not be a bad idea here, ugh.

Heck, I'd throw in a lot more than a fin if California were on her itinerary!

Russian Katarina wrote:

You should be careful, all Scots can shoot lightning bolts out of their arse.

Haven't you learned anything from Braveheart?

As for haggis, any dish that looks like a chopped off penis should be avoided.

If the penis you've been having lately looks like that, you should get out of town immediately. Consider becoming a nun. I hear they're still searching for Mother Teresa's replacement.

Marc Damon wrote:

If the penis you've been having lately looks like that, you should get out of town immediately. Consider becoming a nun. I hear they're still searching for Mother Teresa's replacement.

The cock I've been seeing for the last decade is less pale.

Russian Katarina wrote:

I live at the Riviera, I am familiar with them.

That is a nice place to live!   

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

That is a nice place to live!   

You definitely need less clothing during winter than in Russia.

Russian Katarina wrote:
You definitely need less clothing during winter than in Russia.

Yes!! 

You look great with less clothing!

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Yes!! 

You look great with less clothing!

With great power comes great responsibility.

Russian Katarina wrote:

Russian Katarina wrote:
It's what we learn in our second semester in KGB school.

That's the one course Putin failed.

Well actually, in the dude's defense (a case of misplaced sympathy on my part) he does smile. Only I think that his advisers probably tell him not to do it since he looks so God damn sinister when he does!

Umair Riaz wrote:

Well actually, in the dude's defense (a case of misplaced sympathy on my part) he does smile. Only I think that his advisers probably tell him not to do it since he looks so God damn sinister when he does!

Nope, he's still looking sinister. Even more so with the insincere sincerity. It's just the updated version of the Putinbot - this one has some new servos that allow it to smile.

Russian Katarina wrote:
Nope, he's still looking sinister. Even more so with the insincere sincerity. It's just the updated version of the Putinbot - this one has some new servos that allow it to smile.

Юлий Борисович Бринер: "Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera"

R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
these dangerous russian women are very pleasant and seductive in person

I like the risk

the westernized ones know how to smile too

Been there, done that. Be very very careful what you ask for !

Russian Katarina wrote:
The mods valentine's day present - deleting my avatar.

"We have over-written your avatar as it did not meet our requirements.
We deemed it to not be CLEARLY worksafe in nature due to Nudity."

I wasn't aware that Daisy Dukes counted as nudity in the States.
Seems like I really do need to wear that burqa when I come over to be safe for work.

I'd bet it was the ass cheeks of destruction that was your downfall Camrade

Send me a link to all your images and videos and I'll look through them and suggest one that you can use instead

Carl Roberts wrote:

I'd bet it was the ass cheeks of destruction that was your downfall Camrade

Send me a link to all your images and videos and I'll look through them and suggest one that you can use instead

I see what you did there.



It's butt discrimination I'm telling you. It's not my fault that I don't have a flat butt. Someone should call the ACLU.

Russian Katarina wrote:

Just as Obi Wan was lying to the Storm Troopers...

So too are you mistaken in your statement

Those are EXACTLY the cheeks I'm looking for

Carl Roberts wrote:
Just as Obi Wan was lying to the Storm Troopers...

So too are you mistaken in your statement

Those are EXACTLY the cheeks I'm looking for

Are you a Hutt or why did my mind trick not work on you?

I knew I should have jiggled the cleavage to make the distraction more convincing.

Russian Katarina wrote:
Are you a Hutt or why did my mind trick not work on you?

I knew I should have jiggled the cleavage to make the distraction more convincing.

I make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

And yes, you should have jiggled the cleavage...for whatever the reason

Carl Roberts wrote:

I make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

And yes, you should have jiggled the cleavage...for whatever the reason

As long as you are rich and powerful like Jabba, the other part shouldn't pose a problem.

Plus a pet like Salacious Crumb would make any owner look good.

Carl Roberts wrote:
And yes, you should have jiggled the cleavage...for whatever the reason

Seconded...

Carl Roberts wrote:
Now SHE is the one we need to get to America!

YES!!!

A smart beautiful woman with a great body... and an even much, much greater mind, who is educated and brings an international perspective to Americans, who often live a sheltered life...

Will she offend some conservative dudes when she comes... yeah... pretty much the same guys that she offends with her razor sharp intellect already...

I am respecting her, because I am not only European... but my blood is 100 percent Russian/Ukrainian, despite being born and raised in Germany... and her posts reflect a great intelligence... am I even on a level to find the shoe laces on her pumps... probably not... but it's refreshing to see...

udor wrote:
am I even on a level to find the shoe laces on her pumps... probably not... but it's refreshing to see...

And the view from that angle would be EPIC!

Carl Roberts wrote:

And the view from that angle would be EPIC!

Careful what you wish for...

Carl Roberts wrote:
And the view from that angle would be EPIC!

Russian Katarina wrote:
Careful what you wish for...

(Hotness Truncated)

Pfft as if that look is a deterrent

As bad a boy as I've been...
A good little spanking might do me some good

Carl Roberts wrote:

Pfft as if that look is a deterrent

As bad a boy as I've been...
A good little spanking might do me some good

You should seek a professional domina, I'm sure the Republican Party in Florida could refer you to some that are qualified in getting you back on track.

Russian Katarina wrote:
You should seek a professional domina,
I'm sure the Republican Party in Florida could refer you to some
that are qualified in getting you back on track.

Meh, I've got an ex-wife, that's enough abuse for a lifetime

But I was (Surprisingly) looking at that image you posted again

Man you just hit all the fetishes didn't you
Feet
High Heels
Hose
Toe nails
Nail polish
Dominatrix
Gigantism
Whips
Legs
Calfs
Up Skirt

You are just a cigarette and a balloon away from the fetish picture hall of fame there

Carl Roberts wrote:

Meh, I've got an ex-wife, that's enough abuse for a lifetime

But I was (Surprisingly) looking at that image you posted again

Man you just hit all the fetishes didn't you
Feet
High Heels
Hose
Toe nails
Nail polish
Dominatrix
Gigantism
Whips Riding Crop
Legs
Calfs
Up Skirt

You are just a cigarette and a balloon away from the fetish picture hall of fame there

Fixed it!
Don't forget a corset and some rope.

Russian Katarina wrote:

I've been picking it up a bit from watching True Blood. ^^
I can do English with a Russian accent, French accent, German accent and a number of English accents.

If I picked up an American accent no one would notice that I'm a foreigner.

I live just to the left of the middle of nowhere in Upstate, NY

Not sure I have an accent to speak of...but I would love to hear yours!

Russian Katarina wrote:
Careful what you wish for...

I'll take my chances!