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1. Chocolate butter cream 2. TV remote control 3. Black bean sauce 4. Electronic ignition 5. Rock & Roll 6. Mini-skirt 7. Merlot 8. Jeans 9. Needle-nose pliers 10. Microwave oven Those are mine. What are yours?  Mar 22 13 09:25 am Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: Number 4 will throw young people off. Yes I have cranked an engine. Mar 22 13 09:31 am Link UnoMundo wrote: Yeah, I guess my list is a bit y-chromosome biased. Mar 22 13 09:38 am Link Nutella and bacon are not on either list. Sacrilege. Mar 22 13 09:41 am Link Caradoc wrote: Point taken about bacon. Goes with everything. Mar 22 13 09:44 am Link Some of the most important are also the ones which we have a love/hate relationship. Telephones - Telemarketers, instant access to anyone Computers - Viruses and Windows 8 Cars - Repair and maintenance bills, cost of gas Bottled water - $1/pint vs $2-3/1000 gallons from the tap Gyms - The drudge of going Church - Morally bankrupt clergy and holy wars Government - Corrupt politicians and awful political systems Art - Good bad and just plain ugly works Nuclear weapons - Press a button and wipe out the planet Insurance - Pay pay pay and pray you never have to collect Mar 22 13 09:47 am Link Without the tv what are you gonna do with the remote? Mar 22 13 09:47 am Link Apodyopsis wrote: They should have invented the remote first. I spent years of my life getting up off the couch to change the channel. If they'd invented the remote first, I could have bought one; then when they invented the TV, I'd be ready. Mar 22 13 09:50 am Link I like my top 10s to count down from ten. Builds more suspense that way. Mar 22 13 09:58 am Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: Fixed. Mar 22 13 10:01 am Link Marc Damon wrote: LOL. Mar 22 13 10:08 am Link I left out GPS. Not much point in having a car that starts if you can't get to where you're going. Also, porn. That's up there somewhere. Mar 22 13 10:09 am Link In no particular order: Bacon Coffee Horses Nutella Milk Tequila Vibrators Batteries Lube Tumblr porn Mar 22 13 01:02 pm Link DivaEroticus wrote: Some good choices. I LOL'd. Mar 22 13 01:09 pm Link BTW, I have nothing against the wheel, the lever, or the inclined plane. They're all nice. They just ain't up there with black bean sauce. Mar 22 13 01:35 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: and condums Mar 22 13 05:34 pm Link DivaEroticus wrote: Bacon first, no particular order my ass...lol Mar 22 13 07:00 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: This is a final proof that you are a weird man Mar 22 13 10:01 pm Link 1- smartphones 2- medical advancements 3- TV 4- cars 5- Bath and Body Works 6- Mac and chz 7- disneyworld 8- candy 9- cameras 10- Texas Mar 22 13 10:07 pm Link Big A-Larger Than Life wrote: I thing you guys should get married... Mar 22 13 10:18 pm Link 1) Fire 2) Beer 3) Cheese 4) pasteurization 5) vaccines 6) rockets 7) automobile 8) internet 9) skyscrapers 10) machine gun Mar 22 13 10:26 pm Link In no particular order- sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex Mar 22 13 10:49 pm Link Skipshots wrote: I think you mean Porn, not sex! We invented Porn, but without sex we'd never have been able to invent anything at all. Mar 23 13 05:34 am Link Mar 23 13 05:48 am Link Then there is guacamole. Primitive man (Homo preguacamolensis) was forced to eat avocados straight off the tree! It's true! But with the invention of guacamole, civilization leaped forward to the modern Guacamole Age. A moment of silence, please, in honor of guacamole. Mar 23 13 12:05 pm Link DivaEroticus wrote: lol horses lol Mar 23 13 03:45 pm Link Robb Mann wrote: Nope, I meant sex, as having it. Otherwise now as fuc*ing. Mar 23 13 06:26 pm Link 1. Mexican food 2. Cushions for seats 3. Electricity conductor 4. Internal combustion 5. Transistor 6. Music synthesizer 7. Indoor heating, plumbing, cooling 8. Comfortable shoes 9. Spontaneous time tra Mar 24 13 10:06 am Link Big A-Larger Than Life wrote: Big A, I'm glad to see that you grasp the importance of mac and cheese to the development of modern civilization. Mar 29 13 09:01 pm Link Well, the one thing I use every day that I would not want to live without is a flushing toilet Mar 29 13 09:25 pm Link Merlot? Seriously? Personally- Music Spices Alcohol Distillation Processes for such products as wine and scotch Coffee Fire Knives Birth Control (now if only we could put it in the water supply) Philosoraptor The Circus bras Mar 30 13 12:09 pm Link I am kinda big on indoor plumbing and flush toilets. Electricity and central wiring. Stoves and refrigerators. Air conditioners. Beer and wine and spirits Computers and Internet Sexy women Porn Pizza Beef, chicken and ribs Mar 30 13 03:47 pm Link I don't have a list. per se. but at least six things on that list should be things that assist in sexual gratification. We gotta keep our SF2 priorities straight! Mar 30 13 06:37 pm Link the transistor Mar 30 13 07:07 pm Link The Wheel Mar 30 13 09:21 pm Link Art Silva Photography wrote: Putting together your response with the one just above, and you get...tada!...cars with radios. Now, THAT was a great invention. Mar 31 13 01:03 am Link 10-Pizza 09-Frozen Pizza 08-Tacos 07-Tab (the old stuff with saccharin) 06-Cameras 05-Movies 04-Popcorn 03-Nacho Cheese 02-Front clasp bras 01-Did I mention pizza? Mar 31 13 01:36 am Link Just scrolling thru this thread, I think it's funny no one mentioned fake bewbies.  Mar 31 13 07:46 am Link |
