Damianne wrote:
Wellllll, we don't have your size, but we have this toddler dress?

I always wanna be like "OH, do you also sell sandwich bread?" because it's just as fucking related.

Seriously. You should have asked if she had the white elastic jeans in your size. "Oh? No? Then can we get back to my original question?"

Damianne wrote:
Wellllll, we don't have your size, but we have this toddler dress?

I always wanna be like "OH, do you also sell sandwich bread?" because it's just as fucking related.

hahaha right? and i had to say thats ok thanks anyway like 3 times before she left me alone!

T A Y L O R  wrote:
Seriously. You should have asked if she had the white elastic jeans in your size. "Oh? No? Then can we get back to my original question?"

Right?? I was this close to being like... "Seriously? Seriously. You really are that dense? Really?" But I didn't

But seriously, how does:



look ANYTHING like:

The Original Sin  wrote:
Just buy the girls.  Provided they don't have any like frill stuff on them.  It's the exact same sizing for toddlers.

Really? I thought girls pants were cut a little differently in the front crotch? He does have stubby legs though, so i did buy him some gender neutral green girls shorts that fit him better than the same size in boys- boy shorts always look too long on him.

Becks wrote:
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I have that problem when I try to buy bras. "Are you sure you don't want this size? It's the same... just in a smaller cup. And bigger band. So not really the same thing. But that's what you want, right? Right?"

Buying children's clothing is like a mission impossible. It's never the right size/ style!

Sierra Sunshine wrote:


I have that problem when I try to buy bras. "Are you sure you don't want this size? It's the same... just in a smaller cup. And bigger band. So not really the same thing. But that's what you want, right? Right?"

Buying children's clothing is like a mission impossible. It's never the right size/ style!

SMDH. I refuse to shop for bras in the store. Try having big boobs and trying to convince a sales rep that no, you REALLY REALLY DON'T want a padded bra, really!

And, yes, childrens clothes are ridiculously hard to find. I'm trying to stay away from cutesy one liner tshirts and those ugly jeans with the elastic waist, but it's hard to find cute, nice looking kids clothes on the cheap-- Goodwill is AWESOME if you go to one that is not predominantly funded by donations from rednecks or holdouts from 1985 (every so often, I see a light denim onesie or colorblock sweatpants that make me cringe in horror). My current mission is dark rinse skinny jeans but I've been SOL so far, all the stores have gone to "summer stock". I did get these two outfits this weekend, which I thought was cute for summer.




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just threw this together for him:

Sierra Sunshine wrote:
I love Goodwill! It's a cove of years passed, definitely! You just have to take a peek at their wedding dresses for a flashback of epic proportion. I love the shorts with the whale shirt, good finds! I remember how hard it was to get a bathing suit for a child I babysat last August, they had virtually nothing and had to check the stock in the back for any pair of swimming trunks. Their versions of "seasons" definitely don't correspond with the rest of the world's!

And I'm a DD 34, the bras I get still have pockets for padding. Really?

OMG I had the same problem last year, I could NOT find my nephew swim trunks that fit. Then finally, I found some at a yard sale, never worn, and got them for $1. And it was right after he stopped having the first year growth spurts, so he can still fit them fine this summer since they're 24mo (he started out wearing two or three sizes bigger than his age, but it slowed and now he's actually skinny for his age and still wears 24mo/2T).


And yeah, I wear a DDD and it's like Really. Really? Do I look like I need even bigger looking tits?

Becks wrote:
SMDH. I refuse to shop for bras in the store. Try having big boobs and trying to convince a sales rep that no, you REALLY REALLY DON'T want a padded bra, really!

Obviously my bewbs are on the internet, so you can see how ridiculous this story is.
I was once told by a Victoria's Secret employee that I was either a "32 A or a 32 AA". I got properly measured at a legitimate boutique and I'm truly a 30DDD. A 32D makes my bewbs pop and look all sexy and glamour-y.
It was hard to keep a straight face when she measured me and told me that. That was when I stopped shopping there.

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Becks wrote:

OMG I had the same problem last year, I could NOT find my nephew swim trunks that fit. Then finally, I found some at a yard sale, never worn, and got them for $1. And it was right after he stopped having the first year growth spurts, so he can still fit them fine this summer since they're 24mo (he started out wearing two or three sizes bigger than his age, but it slowed and now he's actually skinny for his age and still wears 24mo/2T).


And yeah, I wear a DDD and it's like Really. Really? Do I look like I need even bigger looking tits?

ARE YOU NOT A FUNCTIONING WOMAN OF SOCIETY
HOW COULD U NOT WANT TEH BIGGER BEWBEHS
U R OBVS DISFUNKTIONUL AND SHULD BE RETURNED 2 TEH BABY JEEBUS FOR A REBOOT

T A Y L O R  wrote:

Obviously my bewbs are on the internet, so you can see how ridiculous this story is.
I was once told by a Victoria's Secret employee that I was either a "32 A or a 32 AA". I got properly measured at a legitimate boutique and I'm truly a 30DDD. A 32D makes my bewbs pop and look all sexy and glamour-y.
It was hard to keep a straight face when she measured me and told me that. That was when I stopped shopping there.

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ahahahahaahahaha! funny story time:

okay, so I have an auntie who is very tiny framed, and very very flat chested. And when she was pregnant with her eldest daughter, she went into a maternity store and inquired about a size AA maternity bra, and the lady was like "Oh, you usually go up a size when you're breast feeding!" and my aunt had to be like "I did!"

T A Y L O R  wrote:

ARE YOU NOT A FUNCTIONING WOMAN OF SOCIETY
HOW COULD U NOT WANT TEH BIGGER BEWBEHS
U R OBVS DISFUNKTIONUL AND SHULD BE RETURNED 2 TEH BABY JEEBUS FOR A REBOOT

CRAI. BUT. I JUST WANT A NICE C CUP. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

Becks wrote:
ahahahahaahahaha! funny story time:

okay, so I have an auntie who is very tiny framed, and very very flat chested. And when she was pregnant with her eldest daughter, she went into a maternity store and inquired about a size AA maternity bra, and the lady was like "Oh, you usually go up a size when you're breast feeding!" and my aunt had to be like "I did!"

It's impossible to find bras without at least pockets for padding, even in the D section. I use the pockets as a wallet for carrying around my money I have a friend who didn't need to wear a bra until she got pregnant, she had a similar response from maternity sales people. "You'll get bigger, honey!" "This is me big!!"

And then when it comes to our sizes, we still must want them bigger!  *headdesk*

Sierra Sunshine wrote:



It's impossible to find bras without at least pockets for padding, even in the D section. I use the pockets as a wallet for carrying around my money I have a friend who didn't need to wear a bra until she got pregnant, she had a similar response from maternity sales people. "You'll get bigger, honey!" "This is me big!!"

And then when it comes to our sizes, we still must want them bigger!  *headdesk*

my favorite is when they flat out try to argue with you. "Most girls with bigger breasts LOVE padding!" Where are these mystical creatures, seriously, because every girl I've met with big boobs has prefered nonpadded every time!

Becks wrote:

my favorite is when they flat out try to argue with you. "Most girls with bigger breasts LOVE padding!" Where are these mystical creatures, seriously, because every girl I've met with big boobs has prefered nonpadded every time!

Seriously! And the amount of padding we supposedly want is equivalent to the actual amount of breast going into the damn thing! As if I want DDDD's!

Sierra Sunshine wrote:

Seriously! And the amount of padding we supposedly want is equivalent to the actual amount of breast going into the damn thing! As if I want DDDD's!

I have one padded bra that I call the Chamber of Secrets because it always feels like my boobs are in prison when I wear it

Becks wrote:
I have one padded bra that I call the Chamber of Secrets because it always feels like my boobs are in prison when I wear it

every shirt I own is a boob shirt, or a turtleneck. There's no in-between! It's like clevage ahoy, or nothing!

Sierra Sunshine wrote:

every shirt I own is a boob shirt, or a turtleneck. There's no in-between! It's like clevage ahoy, or nothing!

I refuse to wear V-neck shirts, they give me more cleavage than I swear my buttcrack has! (I have a flat ass).

Becks wrote:

I have one padded bra that I call the Chamber of Secrets because it always feels like my boobs are in prison when I wear it

*chants & waves sign*
Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs!

Jim Ball wrote:

*chants & waves sign*
Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs! Free Becks Boobs!

NO! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS MUST NEVER BE OPENED!

Becks wrote:


NO! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS MUST NEVER BE OPENED!

*hurriedly re-writes message on sign and starts new chant*

No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets!

All must be revealed! All must be revealed! All must be revealed! All must be revealed!

Jim Ball wrote:

*hurriedly re-writes message on sign and starts new chant*

No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets! No More Secrets!

All must be revealed! All must be revealed! All must be revealed! All must be revealed!

  I love that my boobs are still a subject of contention on MM, six years later.