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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

The Original Sin  wrote:

I'm a cannibal.  *nods*  I eat babies.

:nodding:  And a fine young cannibal at that.

Apr 29 13 01:51 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

Cherry are you offering up stud services or your sons?

I pee'd a little.

Apr 29 13 01:51 pm Link

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Model Mentor Studio

Posts: 1359

Saint Catharines-Niagara, Ontario, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

If your teeth are getting knocked OUT, I don't think you're getting knocked UP.  I think you're swallowing.

Or you are using your toy wrong...

Apr 29 13 01:52 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:
I pee'd a little.

remember front to back tongue

Apr 29 13 01:53 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

remember front to back tongue

I heard back to front will keep you from getting yeast infections, though. O:

Apr 29 13 01:55 pm Link

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rfordphotos

Posts: 8866

Antioch, California, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
Helping his brother move to his first duty station.he is in the Navy he will be back in a few days.

Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on  different course--- Good luck with the baby smile

makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes smile

Apr 29 13 01:57 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

I heard back to front will keep you from getting yeast infections, though. O:

No

front to back

Back to front = bad ( yeasty)

Front to back = Hold the cheese

And pat, pat, pat

Apr 29 13 01:58 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

No

front to back

Back to front = bad ( yeasty)

Front to back = Hold the cheese

And pat, pat, pat

So, front to back, then pat with a panty liner. Got it.

Apr 29 13 01:59 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

So, front to back, then pat with a panty liner. Got it.

lol

Apr 29 13 02:02 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

No joke Lisa

if you microwave your panties for a minute

( they have to be white cotton) it kills the bacteria that causes yeast infections ( obviously they are supposed to be freshly laundered unless you like grilled cottage cheese.

do not under any circumstances stick your husband's penis in the microwave or your hoo ha

That would be very bad

Apr 29 13 02:05 pm Link

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Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Chicchowmein wrote:
if you microwave your panties for a minute

( they have to be white cotton) it kills the bacteria that causes yeast infections ( obviously they are supposed to be freshly laundered unless you like grilled cottage cheese.

We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton.

Apr 29 13 02:07 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

rfordphotos wrote:

Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on  different course--- Good luck with the baby smile

makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes smile

I think she's more concerned with hubby coming...

Apr 29 13 02:18 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Caradoc wrote:

We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton.

Gives new meaning to the term panty raid

Apr 29 13 02:19 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Caradoc wrote:

We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton.

Did you get in trouble for it?










tongue

Apr 29 13 02:19 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

I think she's more concerned with hubby coming...

I find blowing in his ear works well

Apr 29 13 02:19 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

A satisfactory solution to this thread may well be inconceivable.

Apr 29 13 02:22 pm Link

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Karl Blessing

Posts: 30911

Caledonia, Michigan, US

4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:

https://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c111/eletricfrog/ist2_1078991_turkey_baster-1.jpg

Apr 29 13 02:23 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Karl Blessing wrote:
4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:

https://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c111/eletricfrog/ist2_1078991_turkey_baster-1.jpg

Maybe she prefers girth over length.  roll

Apr 29 13 02:25 pm Link

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Karl Blessing

Posts: 30911

Caledonia, Michigan, US

Karl Blessing wrote:
4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:

https://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c111/eletricfrog/ist2_1078991_turkey_baster-1.jpg

PS: The wrong way to use it:

https://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/turkey_baster_shot-300x224.jpg

Apr 29 13 02:27 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Karl Blessing wrote:

PS: The wrong way to use it:

https://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/turkey_baster_shot-300x224.jpg

:nodding:

Apr 29 13 02:29 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives.

When trying to get pregnant what are your tips?

Physical? Diet? Sex positions?

I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun?

Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not?

What worked for me was me continuing to tell my boyfriend "I'm not pregnant, stop pushing on my belly!" Then one day I found out I actually was pregnant. So denial worked I suppose

Apr 29 13 02:30 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Arcata, California, US

And nobody's yet mentioned dating a few NBA players on the side. Those guys can't stop making babies. I hear Shawn Kemp is available.

Apr 29 13 02:31 pm Link

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Karl Blessing

Posts: 30911

Caledonia, Michigan, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
And nobody's yet mentioned dating a few NBA players on the side. Those guys can't stop making babies. I hear Shawn Kemp is available.

... yea good luck making a baby maker out of him (Jason Collins)...

https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130429122202-05-collins-0429-horizontal-gallery.jpg

Apr 29 13 02:32 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Karl Blessing wrote:

... yea good luck making a baby maker out of him (Jason Collins)...

https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130429122202-05-collins-0429-horizontal-gallery.jpg

Fluffer.

Apr 29 13 02:33 pm Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Brian Diaz wrote:

-Nicole- wrote:
Wut?

Tooth decay. During pregnancy, increased acidity in the mouth increases the risk of tooth decay. Vomiting during pregnancy can aggravate the problem by exposing the teeth to more gastric acid.

Loose teeth. Increased levels of progesterone and estrogen can affect the ligaments and bones that support the teeth, causing teeth to loosen during pregnancy — even in the absence of gum disease.

Gum disease. The hormonal changes of pregnancy can lead to gingivitis, an inflammation of the superficial gum tissue. Left untreated, severe gum disease may be associated with preterm birth and low birth weight.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/dental … cy/MY00719

Sweet mother of god...neutral

BorderlineBunny wrote:

I never had a problem, but I have heard that pregnancy can be hell on the teeth.

It might have been because I never tossed my cookies with my first pregnancy. This one, however...I'm gonna schedule a checkup and a cleaning now that I think about it.

It's like the Exorcist at my house right nurrh.

Eeeek! lol

Apr 29 13 02:43 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant.

Apr 29 13 02:43 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Danielle Reid wrote:
My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant.

only in certain parts of the south

That's why they call them kissing cousins

Apr 29 13 02:52 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

Danielle Reid wrote:
My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant.

Chicchowmein wrote:
only in certain parts of the south

That's why they call them kissing cousins

And sadly I'm from Arkansas -_-

Apr 29 13 02:55 pm Link

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AVD AlphaDuctions

Posts: 10747

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

if you are trying to get pregnant, and your husband is not available/out of town/brigged/otherwise occupied, try posting a casting call or availability notice.  I've heard they work fine in the US.

Apr 29 13 02:56 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

I do hope Lisa is taking notes.

Apr 29 13 02:56 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

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Detroit, Michigan, US

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/SPRINGHEEL69/Eu0l1_zps20b2b25b.gif

Apr 29 13 03:01 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

AVD AlphaDuctions wrote:
if you are trying to get pregnant, and your husband is not available/out of town/brigged/otherwise occupied, try posting a casting call or availability notice.  I've heard they work fine in the US.

Yeah...on backpage

Apr 29 13 03:06 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

rfordphotos wrote:

Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on  different course--- Good luck with the baby smile

makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes smile

I can't I have a disorder that disqualifies me. My husband might join though.

Apr 29 13 03:15 pm Link

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Amber Dawn - Indiana

Posts: 6255

Salem, Indiana, US

Don't try just do it

Apr 29 13 03:59 pm Link

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Good Egg Productions

Posts: 16713

Orlando, Florida, US

Doesn't matter what you do. God will give you a baby if it's in His plan.

Drink up.

Apr 29 13 04:08 pm Link

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Christopher Carter

Posts: 7777

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/SPRINGHEEL69/Eu0l1_zps20b2b25b.gif

Lulz big_smile

Apr 29 13 04:30 pm Link

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Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives.

When trying to get pregnant what are your tips?

Physical? Diet? Sex positions?

I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun?

Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not?

lots of people find swapping partners fun!

Apr 29 13 04:41 pm Link

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WIP

Posts: 15973

Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom

DivaEroticus wrote:

I think she's more concerned with hubby coming...

A fluffer the solution if things seem a bit limp.

Apr 29 13 04:47 pm Link

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8v44f6t

Posts: 517

Maitland, New South Wales, Australia

A few of my friends have gotten pregnant since highschool. I think their recipe was to forget to their birth control pills every now and then, drink lots and go to heaps of costume parties in skimpy outfits. They've all had healthy boys.

Apr 29 13 04:49 pm Link

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Little Queenie

Posts: 6219

Indio, California, US

Get drunk.

Have sex on a pool lounge chair.

Bam. Baby.

Well, at least that's how it worked for me...

Apr 29 13 04:49 pm Link