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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
The Original Sin wrote: I'm a cannibal. *nods* I eat babies. :nodding: And a fine young cannibal at that.
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BorderlineBunny
Posts: 2201
Tulsa, Oklahoma, US
Chicchowmein wrote: Cherry are you offering up stud services or your sons? I pee'd a little.
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Model Mentor Studio
Posts: 1359
Saint Catharines-Niagara, Ontario, Canada
DivaEroticus wrote: If your teeth are getting knocked OUT, I don't think you're getting knocked UP. I think you're swallowing. Or you are using your toy wrong...
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
BorderlineBunny wrote: I pee'd a little. remember front to back
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BorderlineBunny
Posts: 2201
Tulsa, Oklahoma, US
Chicchowmein wrote: remember front to back I heard back to front will keep you from getting yeast infections, though. O:
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rfordphotos
Posts: 8866
Antioch, California, US
Lisa Andresen wrote: Helping his brother move to his first duty station.he is in the Navy he will be back in a few days. Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on different course--- Good luck with the baby makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
BorderlineBunny wrote: I heard back to front will keep you from getting yeast infections, though. O: No front to back Back to front = bad ( yeasty) Front to back = Hold the cheese And pat, pat, pat
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BorderlineBunny
Posts: 2201
Tulsa, Oklahoma, US
Chicchowmein wrote: No front to back Back to front = bad ( yeasty) Front to back = Hold the cheese And pat, pat, pat So, front to back, then pat with a panty liner. Got it.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
BorderlineBunny wrote: So, front to back, then pat with a panty liner. Got it. lol
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
No joke Lisa if you microwave your panties for a minute ( they have to be white cotton) it kills the bacteria that causes yeast infections ( obviously they are supposed to be freshly laundered unless you like grilled cottage cheese. do not under any circumstances stick your husband's penis in the microwave or your hoo ha That would be very bad
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Caradoc
Posts: 19900
Scottsdale, Arizona, US
Chicchowmein wrote: if you microwave your panties for a minute ( they have to be white cotton) it kills the bacteria that causes yeast infections ( obviously they are supposed to be freshly laundered unless you like grilled cottage cheese. We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
rfordphotos wrote: Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on different course--- Good luck with the baby makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes I think she's more concerned with hubby coming...
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Caradoc wrote: We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton. Gives new meaning to the term panty raid
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Caradoc wrote: We had a dorm evacuated in college for the resulting fire when some silly bint microwaved a set of "sexy undies" that were not cotton. Did you get in trouble for it?
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
DivaEroticus wrote: I think she's more concerned with hubby coming... I find blowing in his ear works well
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
A satisfactory solution to this thread may well be inconceivable.
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Karl Blessing
Posts: 30911
Caledonia, Michigan, US
4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Karl Blessing wrote: 4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:
Maybe she prefers girth over length.
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Karl Blessing
Posts: 30911
Caledonia, Michigan, US
Karl Blessing wrote: 4 pages and no one has mentioned this yet:
PS: The wrong way to use it:
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Karl Blessing wrote: PS: The wrong way to use it:
:nodding:
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D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Lisa Andresen wrote: As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives. When trying to get pregnant what are your tips? Physical? Diet? Sex positions? I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun? Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not? What worked for me was me continuing to tell my boyfriend "I'm not pregnant, stop pushing on my belly!" Then one day I found out I actually was pregnant. So denial worked I suppose
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
And nobody's yet mentioned dating a few NBA players on the side. Those guys can't stop making babies. I hear Shawn Kemp is available.
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Karl Blessing
Posts: 30911
Caledonia, Michigan, US
Orca Bay Images wrote: And nobody's yet mentioned dating a few NBA players on the side. Those guys can't stop making babies. I hear Shawn Kemp is available. ... yea good luck making a baby maker out of him (Jason Collins)...
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
Karl Blessing wrote: ... yea good luck making a baby maker out of him (Jason Collins)...
Fluffer.
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-Nicole-
Posts: 19211
Madison, Wisconsin, US
Brian Diaz wrote: -Nicole- wrote: Wut? Tooth decay. During pregnancy, increased acidity in the mouth increases the risk of tooth decay. Vomiting during pregnancy can aggravate the problem by exposing the teeth to more gastric acid. Loose teeth. Increased levels of progesterone and estrogen can affect the ligaments and bones that support the teeth, causing teeth to loosen during pregnancy — even in the absence of gum disease. Gum disease. The hormonal changes of pregnancy can lead to gingivitis, an inflammation of the superficial gum tissue. Left untreated, severe gum disease may be associated with preterm birth and low birth weight. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/dental … cy/MY00719 Sweet mother of god...
BorderlineBunny wrote: I never had a problem, but I have heard that pregnancy can be hell on the teeth. It might have been because I never tossed my cookies with my first pregnancy. This one, however...I'm gonna schedule a checkup and a cleaning now that I think about it. It's like the Exorcist at my house right nurrh. Eeeek!
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D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Danielle Reid wrote: My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant. only in certain parts of the south That's why they call them kissing cousins
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D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Danielle Reid wrote: My great grandmother told my aunt that kissing gets your pregnant. Chicchowmein wrote: only in certain parts of the south That's why they call them kissing cousins And sadly I'm from Arkansas -_-
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AVD AlphaDuctions
Posts: 10747
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
if you are trying to get pregnant, and your husband is not available/out of town/brigged/otherwise occupied, try posting a casting call or availability notice. I've heard they work fine in the US.
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
I do hope Lisa is taking notes.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
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D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
AVD AlphaDuctions wrote: if you are trying to get pregnant, and your husband is not available/out of town/brigged/otherwise occupied, try posting a casting call or availability notice. I've heard they work fine in the US. Yeah...on backpage
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Lisa Andresen
Posts: 8664
Abingdon, Illinois, US
rfordphotos wrote: Thought you were going to try Navy boot again---guess you have decided on different course--- Good luck with the baby makin' babies comes pretty natural--you wont have any trouble when the time comes I can't I have a disorder that disqualifies me. My husband might join though.
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Good Egg Productions
Posts: 16713
Orlando, Florida, US
Doesn't matter what you do. God will give you a baby if it's in His plan. Drink up.
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Christopher Carter
Posts: 7777
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote: Lulz
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Boho Hobo
Posts: 25351
Santa Barbara, California, US
Lisa Andresen wrote: As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives. When trying to get pregnant what are your tips? Physical? Diet? Sex positions? I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun? Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not? lots of people find swapping partners fun!
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WIP
Posts: 15973
Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom
DivaEroticus wrote: I think she's more concerned with hubby coming... A fluffer the solution if things seem a bit limp.
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8v44f6t
Posts: 517
Maitland, New South Wales, Australia
A few of my friends have gotten pregnant since highschool. I think their recipe was to forget to their birth control pills every now and then, drink lots and go to heaps of costume parties in skimpy outfits. They've all had healthy boys.
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Little Queenie
Posts: 6219
Indio, California, US
Get drunk. Have sex on a pool lounge chair. Bam. Baby. Well, at least that's how it worked for me...
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