Piscis Noctis wrote:
Perhaps "Kirlianography" might help with some of those ethereal cases?

Be differents ifs theys was ethereals.

Theys looks just likes models buts theys don't shows up?

Does talkin', cans hears thems, moves arounds, cans sees thems.

Takes pictures, theys are gones.

scrymettet wrote:
put a card in the camera

Lieza Nova wrote:
Step 1: Remove the lenscap...

Is no slots for cards, is films cameras becauses I ams artisticals.

Lens caps is sittings on the tables wheres was puts. I re-moved it justs in case.

Models ates snacks, tooks pictures ands no models shows ups and no snacks are theres too.

Has teleporteds snacks?

Koryn wrote:
They ghosts fur sure.

Sometimes ghosts look like normul peeple at furst glanch.

They trik you like that.

I ams Hainteds? Exorcisms, musts haves exorcisms.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

scrymettet wrote:
put a card in the camera

Is no slots for cards, is films cameras becauses I ams artisticals.

Lens caps is sittings on the tables wheres was puts. I re-moved it justs in case.

Models ates snacks, tooks pictures ands no models shows ups and no snacks are theres too.

Has teleporteds snacks?

They're sparkly, aren't they?  Teenybopper vampires make crappy models.

Koryn wrote:
You the haintedest motherfucker that ever lived.

Nono-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Is no slots for cards, is films cameras becauses I ams artisticals.

Lens caps is sittings on the tables wheres was puts. I re-moved it justs in case.

Models ates snacks, tooks pictures ands no models shows ups and no snacks are theres too.

Has teleporteds snacks?

buy crayons

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Yup. Just like that.

Koryn wrote:

Yup. Just like that.

Thats a pitchers I took of the models whats doesn'ts shows up.

It jes' starteds spinnings, all ons its owns.

Imma gives ups this here photographys!!!!!!

Koryn wrote:
There's probably a model sitting in it. But can't see her because you hainted.

Y'alls cain't neither see hers eithers.  So I figgers yous is hainteds too or worse.

Mebbe I kins hexifys everybodys ons the interwebzss, justs bys postings?

Bees my druthers we was alls regulars agains ands nots alls demonicalfied.

Shadow Dancer wrote:
^^^^^

Is genius!

yup
took you some time to figure out

scrymettet wrote:

yup
took you some time to figure out

Cuz mostly you say "drink beer", which is sort of redundant.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Cuz mostly you say "drink beer", which is sort of redundant.

beer levels the field so I can deal with human kind.

scrymettet wrote:

beer levels the field so I can deal with human kind.

I agree. Once you say "drink" nothing more needs said.

Beer!!!

Tonight will be Chuckanut Pilsner, a masterpiece of beerdom. The tall, beautiful redhead will see me enter the establishment and bring me one, I love her with all my heart. Then, Wes Mackey will play, an unsung warrior of the blues. Hotel lounge 1/4 mile from home, no cover charge, life is good!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I agree. Once you say "drink" nothing more needs said.

Beer!!!

Tonight will be Chuckanut Pilsner, a masterpiece of beerdom. The tall, beautiful redhead will see me enter the establishment and bring me one, I love her with all my heart. Then, Wes Mackey will play, an unsung warrior of the blues. Hotel lounge 1/4 mile from home, no cover charge, life is good!!!!

*respect*
old song
I drink alone

scrymettet wrote:

*respect*
old song
I drink alone

Sometimes is best, for me I needed to get out. I made my beloved coo the same coo that wimmins coo when they first see their sister's new baby. I said "Maggie, I had this idea that when you got up in the morning and looked outside there would be a pink Cadillac convertible in your drive way all filled up with chocolate possums. Then I realized that I need to plan ahead so I made you a Valentine's card from my notebook instead." She went "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

A good evening indeed.