There's this dog I think is really good looking dog.

We were at a pool party, wait, that never happened... sorry! I can't keep my facts straight.
The dog was 1 years old, I know, but it was a really attractive dog.

There were a bunch of guys that were talking how good-looking the dog was.
I don't know what was said... wait, I made that up.  The dog wasn't really 1, he was at least 3.

Is it wrong to look at that dog?  I know he's only a year old but he's a beautiful dog!
I think it's natural to look at a beautiful dog.

Come on, it's not like I want to have sex with him!
... but I just wanted to ask everyone if it's ok, because it's just about noticing or looking at.
I don't understand my conflicting feelings so I thought I'd make up a scenario and pretend it happened there.

I think you are in denial...

Wait, is this a parody and a metaphor?!

Were you looking at his pee pee? Did you bark, "oh baby" if you did?

I'd snuggle that dog's face.

Snuggle soooo hard.

*Blushes*