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Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Why? Because they are simply irrelevant. Example: Keurig cups are expensive, but it is for lazy people like me who can't be bothered to take time out of the day and do what should be simple tasks. Damn, this was supposed to end up in SF2. FML Thread misplacement blunder. What a great way to start the new year.
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kickfight
Posts: 35054
Portland, Oregon, US
Let's salvage it by making it recursive. Stop talking about coffee!!!! It just makes me want to drink more coffee and I already drink too much coffee as it is!!!!!
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
kickfight wrote: Let's salvage it by making it recursive. Stop talking about coffee!!!! It just makes me want to drink more coffee and I already drink too much coffee as it is!!!!! It can be the drunkendunkin variety. But coffee looks so tasty when they do the artwork
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Leonard Gee Photography
Posts: 18096
Sacramento, California, US
kickfight wrote: Stop talking about coffee!!!! It just makes me want to drink more coffee and I already drink too much coffee as it is!!!!! the pre-shoot meeting thread started it with the default place to meet. not to mention that some consider it not the best place for beverages to some of us; though it's not terrible, per se. locally, temple is better and blue bottle in sf. but you don't have to order the single type or default beverage, they have tea, hot chocolate and other things to drink.
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kickfight
Posts: 35054
Portland, Oregon, US
Gryph wrote: It can be the drunkendunkin variety. But coffee looks so tasty when they do the artwork
Great. Now I want an Irish coffee. And it will HAVE to use decaf, for reasons.
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Gryph, I'd be honored to make you a fancy cup of coffee next month, with my highfalutin' beans - but you don't drink coffee, so I you won't be obligated to drink it, and I can reheat it the next day.
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Lawdy, I miss the good old SF2 days. They wuz good times for all.
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Model MoRina
Posts: 6637
MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica
Irrelevant comments belong here. Irreverent comments belong in SF2. 😉
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
MoRina wrote: Irrelevant comments belong here. Irreverent comments belong in SF2. 😉 I almost bought a candle of the baby Jesus at the dollah sto but just wandered around looking at weird bags of cheese puffs. Does that count?
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: I almost bought a candle of the baby Jesus at the dollah sto but just wandered around looking at weird bags of cheese puffs. Does that count? That is beyond relevant. It's so relevant, that I felt my coolness factor increase by 143% when I read it. We can all be vicariously relevant through you.
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: That is beyond relevant. It's so relevant, that I felt my coolness factor increase by 143% when I read it. We can all be vicariously relevant through you. Dang it, I can't even be irrelevant without being relevant!!! That's it, Imma become a Senator or mebbe a pickpocket.
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: Dang it, I can't even be irrelevant without being relevant!!! That's it, Imma become a Senator or mebbe a pickpocket. Or you can become a senator and instantly be both those things!
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: Or you can become a senator and instantly be both those things! Then I can buy all the dollah sto baby Jesus candles I want!!!! Gonna give one to everbody what votes fer me. It'll be a landslide. An cases of them there weird cheese puffs. Ya never know, cheese gets better with age sometimes, maybe cheese puffs do too?
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Randy Poe
Posts: 1637
Green Cove Springs, Florida, US
dollar store sells coffee. I win
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Randy Poe wrote: dollar store sells coffee. I win I buy USB cables for $1 at the dollar store; I win
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: Dang it, I can't even be irrelevant without being relevant!!! That's it, Imma become a Senator or mebbe a pickpocket. Then I'll have to add you to my list of reasons "Why I can't have nice things".
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Gryph wrote: I buy USB cables for $1 at the dollar store; I win I went to dollar store and bought a dollar. They added tax, cost me $1.09. Put it on my credit card and bought a box of sidewalk chalk. Went out front and drew a big hole on the sidewalk right in front of the front door. Everbody that tries to come in falls down into the hole and disappears. I win!!!!
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: I went to dollar store and bought a dollar. They added tax, cost me $1.09. Put it on my credit card and bought a box of sidewalk chalk. Went out front and drew a big hole on the sidewalk right in front of the front door. Everbody that tries to come in falls down into the hole and disappears. I win!!!! They disappeared there but ended up in your front yard where they squatted and left you the mess to clean up.
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Gryph wrote: They disappeared there but ended up in your front yard where they squatted and left you the mess to clean up. There was four of them too, four descourts!!!!!
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Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: There was four of them too, four descourts!!!!! Glad it's your problem and not mine.
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Gryph wrote: Glad it's your problem and not mine. I gave them your address and told them you would feed them and give them a place to live indefinately. They asked if it's ok to poop on the floor. I said as long as it's not mine!!!!
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Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: I gave them your address and told them you would feed them and give them a place to live indefinately. They asked if it's ok to poop on the floor. I said as long as it's not mine!!!! So you sent them to North Korea. I'm sure my uncle Kim will take care of them nicely.
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Motordrive Photography
Posts: 7083
Lodi, California, US
Gryph wrote: So you sent them to North Korea. oh, cool, that's my second favorite Korea
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Motordrive Photography wrote: oh, cool, that's my second favorite Korea Do you worship this man?
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Motordrive Photography wrote: I'll fondly remember him like this I wonder what ever happened to KungPaoBeef?
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: I gave them your address and told them you would feed them and give them a place to live indefinately. They asked if it's ok to poop on the floor. I said as long as it's not mine!!!! Apparently, all those people went to Joshua Tree instead and pooped on the trees and rock formations, and now they shut down the park so I can't shoot there tomorrow. Great job.
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: Apparently, all those people went to Joshua Tree instead and pooped on the trees and rock formations, and now they shut down the park so I can't shoot there tomorrow. Great job. That's because we need a big, beautiful wall around EVERYTHING, even the ocean!!!!!!
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Gryph wrote: Do you worship this man?
Didn't he write "Boppa who Mao Mao, boppa who Mao Mao" ?
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: That's because we need a big, beautiful wall around EVERYTHING, even the ocean!!!!!! We can collect up all the poop and trash = free building materials.
Photographer
Gryph
Posts: 1696
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: We can collect up all the poop and trash = free building materials. For the great wall?
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: We can collect up all the poop and trash = free building materials. So many wonderful, wonderful people who have no paychecks are contacting me via social media and offering their very nice poops and trash so we can build our beautiful, beautiful wall. In fact, there are so many supporters that we will have enough to build an even bigger, even more beautiful wall around our big beautiful wall. It's going to be the best wall that's ever been built, a wall like you've never seen.
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Gryph wrote: For the great wall? Yes. We can source the poop and trash from Joshua Tree. I was going to shoot there tomorrow, because it was open despite the government shutdown. But too many people pooped on the sites, threw out trash and defaced the park, so they closed it down. Now we have to figure out something to do with the refuse. I think this is a great plan. The greatest.
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
Alexandra Vincent wrote: Yes. We can source the poop and trash from Joshua Tree. I was going to shoot there tomorrow, because it was open despite the government shutdown. But too many people pooped on the sites, threw out trash and defaced the park, so they closed it down. Now we have to figure out something to do with the refuse. I think this is a great plan. The greatest. Yussss, because poop begats poop, it's a historical fact. So the wall will build itself and continue to grow. Someday, our descendents will be able to walk up the wall to visit the moon.
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Alexandra Vincent
Posts: 308
Asheville, North Carolina, US
There's a lot of random conversation going on in various thread right now, about unrelated things. I like it. It reminds me of ye olde timey MM. Great way to waste an afternoon, when I should actually be looking for work in Santa Fe. Lol
Artist/Painter
Hunter GWPB
Posts: 8155
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, US
Shadow Dancer wrote: Yussss, because poop begats poop, it's a historical fact. So the wall will build itself and continue to grow. Someday, our descendents will be able to walk up the wall to visit the moon. Yes! Give me a wall! Build it right around my house to keep all those nasty trolls out. It will block FOX TV, right? I don't care if I can't afford health insurance. The tax break for the rich will mean that all my problems are solved! I really don't have to worry about that funny spot on my skin that might cost a couple of hundred bucks to treat nowwwww. I need that wall now, so I can safely die of cancer tomorrow!
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What Fun Productions
Posts: 20868
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Hunter GWPB wrote: Yes! Give me a wall! Build it right around my house to keep all those nasty trolls out. It will block FOX TV, right? I don't care if I can't afford health insurance. The tax break for the rich will mean that all my problems are solved! I really don't have to worry about that funny spot on my skin that might cost a couple of hundred bucks to treat nowwwww. I need that wall now, so I can safely die of cancer tomorrow! Some of the humor in this thread goes right over my head! I wish someone would draw me a diagram...
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kickfight
Posts: 35054
Portland, Oregon, US
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9773
Bellingham, Washington, US
What Fun Productions wrote: Some of the humor in this thread goes right over my head! I wish someone would draw me a diagram...
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