Model Mayhem #:
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May 04, 2021
Aug 04, 2006

About Me

What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
He has subscriptions to those magazines...
He never waves when he goes by...
He's hiding something from the rest of us...
He's all to himself, I think I know why.
He took down the tire-swing from the pepper tree...
He has no children of his own, you see...
He has no dog, he has no friends...
And his lawn is dying.
And what about those packages he sends?
What's he building in there?
With that hook light on the stairs...
What's he building in there?
I'll tell you one thing, he's not building a playhouse for the children.
What's he building in there?
Now what's that sound from underneath the door?
He's pounding nails into a hardwood floor,
And I swear to God I heard someone moaning low,
And I keep seeing the blue light of a TV show.
He has a router and a table saw,
And you won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw.
There's poison underneath the sink of course
There's also enough formaldehyde to choke a horse...
What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
I heard he has an ex-wife in some place called Mayors Income, Tennessee,
And he used to have a consulting business in Indonesia.
But what's he building in there?
He has no friends but he gets a lot of mail...
I bet he spent a little time in jail.
I heard he was up on the roof last night, signaling with a flashlight.
And what's that tune he's always whistling?
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?
We have a right to know.

-Tom Waits

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Models on MM I have worked with (just to show I really don't kill EVERY model) :

LuxxxNoir #147160
Lady - now offsite.
toy surprise #11534
Susi #271 Erin #7155
Catriona #129275 
You (Maynard) are a perverse individual with sick and disgusting tendencies. - Bob Randall Photography.
I didn't know Julia Margaret Cameron took acid? - Barry Meehan Photography. 


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