Christopher K Myers

Salutations denizen, and welcome to my profile! First I have to thank you for viewing my page, and thank you even more for reading this. I have been joyfully experimenting with photography for five years, three of which I produced utter crap images. But me, being me, can't help but watch, read and listen. Now my skills have become sharp enough to actually create a decent port. Recent purchases have bolstered my arsenal of camera equipment and I'm ready to go.

Please don't contact me if you're a flake. If ever your "tire goes flat with no other option" or "grandfather dies" two minutes till the shoot, don't expect to work with me ever again. In fact, expect me to utterly hate you, hold a grudge, and tell every other photographer I can message about what you did. I will then carefully edit anything bearing your name until you virtually don't exist. Then, should I hear mention of you on the street, I will pretend that I have no clue what that person is talking about and promptly go for tea. A phone call will later take care of the person who mentioned the name. So EXPECT this, if you flake! 

I am here to shoot, and that's what I am going to do.

Models, this is not a dating site, so please stop asking me for dates! Ask me for photos, that's what I need you for and vice versa. I am a professional, and professionals don't get involved with clients. If I wanted love, I can go to the corner of Santa Monica and Highland and get a good rate for it. Otherwise, come, laugh, pose, take pictures, talk, cry, THEN LEAVE! I have more important things to do then talk to gorgeous people all day. Countries need conquered, money needs liberated and puppies need kic...err....petted!

As for the style I would like to develop? I am all about the avant garde, creative, dark, gloomy, whimsical, ominous, skin-showing, exotic, erotic, shadowy, fantastic, sensual, victorian era, mad max, fashion shots. I also happen to be a film student, so I tend to like cinematic, highly complex, shots and especially ones with a story. Ah, one minute, before you start pointing fingers about my port, I said "LIKE" shots of that nature. I know I have yet to produce anything of that nature. Why? Its hard to find good people with no budget. Rest assured though, that this will not stop my progress. Come be a part of progress.