Funktionhaus

Currently hosting Art Nude Workshops with the infamous PK Brazil.

If you have interest and would like information on our workshops, send a message and I will send you detailed information about upcoming workshops.

Next Workshop: 3/25/12 @ Graffiti Warehouse in Baltimore
Last Workshop: 1/29/12 @ Graffiti Warehouse in Baltimore

Events where you can stalk me in 2012

February 10-12 : Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention
April 21 : Aargh!!! Fells Point M&G Privateer Day

All other times : Studio Nine Brazillion

General FAQ

Q: Do you have a studio?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you host traveling models?
A: Yes. Look at the Hosting FAQ below.

Q: You are my favorite.
A. Thanks, but that’s not a question.

Q: I am new to modeling. If I shoot with you will I then become rich and famous?
A: Probably.

Q: Who the hell do you think you are?
A: Funktionhaus

Q: Are you also that famous model, Trebuchet Von Modellen?
A: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Q: Sup?
A: Not much PK.

Q: Are you as awesome as everyone says you are?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you recommend any MUA’s?
A: Yes.

Q: I heard that you sometimes shoot with Instant Cam’s, Passport Camera’s, Pixelvision, Video Still, and Lenses that you build out of mailing tubes and broken cameras. You know that is not professional right?
A: I do not know that.

Yes, these questions have been frequently asked.

Hosting available for traveling models.

Hosting FAQ

Q: Do you host models?   
A: Yes.

Q: Do you only host models that you already know?   
A: No, but it helps.*

Q: A friend of mine who is a model stayed at your house. Can I stay there too?
A: If I know someone that says your good people then probably.

Q: I heard that you set up shooting events for traveling models where they get paid. Can you do that for me?
A: Sure. As long as I have a long enough lead time this is no problem.

Q: If I stay at your place will I just be crashing on your couch?
A: No. I have a guest bedroom.

Q: I am traveling with another model. Can we both stay with you?
A: Sure. The guest room has bunk beds.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

*If you would like to be hosted by me in Baltimore and we do not know each other, introduce yourself, and send me a few references from hosts.