Richie Varela

In a nutshell...

• I take pictures
• I have a full time design job, my photography business is on the side...
• I'm slightly more entertaining than watching a clapping monkey. Without the cymbals.
• I go to church
• I go to the gym... a lot
• I sometimes repeat myself
• I can type a lot... Text me at your own peril... I fairly warned you =OP
• I'm probably the fastest texter you will ever meet too
• I routinely open doors for people
• I've been to 10 different countries
• I'm a computer geek
• I sometimes repeat myself
• I routinely spell "the" as "hte". I've petitioned Webster's to change it officially for me. They haven't returned my emails
• I bite my nails
• I can say the pledge of allegiance in Latin
• I have all my teeth, including the wisdom, and they're straight. Front one was chipped as a kid though... although it was properly patched, I think that makes me part robot
• I will bend over backwards for a friend. This is a metaphor of course...
• I prefer witty and sarcastic humor
• I want to chase tornadoes one day. In a truck, not on foot
• I'm utterly fascinated by stormy weather
• I hate Mac and Cheese
• I sometimes repeat myself
• I'll be truly surprised if anyone has read this far
• I've never drank a beer in my life
• I've never smoked a cigarette

.... and the point was... you should probably judge photographers by their work, not by what they say.  Now, come work with me.  I'm the greatest ever, better than that other guy you've been talking to.  I get published 3 times a day and will make all your dreams come true.

=O)