||Mar 09, 2014
||Aug 11, 2009
IN Images of Notoriety
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/ChrisHoldenPhotography
Snappy New Year MM Peeps! Today is March 7, 2014. It is also your lucky day, the day after yesterday, and the day before tomorrow. My name is Bubba. I'm a poet, a drummer, a salsa dancer, and a photographer.
As a photographer, I am insanely ambitious, so much so that I recently changed my portfolio's name to Indiana Images of Notoriety. IN is for short. OMFG!!! I just did it for accuracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eventually, I may change everything over. But I'm not in a hurry. Are you? I hope not, because this profile goes on and on and may become intolerably confusing especially if yer stoopid.
I am working on transforming my portfolio into conceptual folders with twenty unique models per folder. Some models seem to be resisting this fantasy world dream park of mine. And that is okay. Resistance can be very sexy I think...lol. Pillow fight!!!
This portfolio exists for the purpose of my entertainment only. I no longer actively recruit models from this portfolio, which, as you can see, is quite full. However, I may be available to offer paid photo shoots with cash compensation for first-time female models this winter along the following lines:
$15/hr Winter Fashion Modeling
$20/hr Swimwear Modeling
$25/hr Lingerie and Implied Nude Modeling
$30/hr Topless Modeling
$35/hr Artistic Nude Modeling
A first-time shoot with me can last from 2-4 hours, and may consist of several of the different compensation categories. Compensation is the same regardless of a model's experience, but if you are an experienced model who just wants to have some fun, earn some extra cash, and update your portfolio, don't be shy. There are two or three travelling nude models as of today about whom I can think for whom I gotta spare room all-their-own, but I'm totally open to adding a fourth or fifth. Oohn!!
After I have photographed a model once, I may offer additional compensation arrangements for subsequent shoots at my discretion. Modeling may occur either at my studio in Indianapolis or at a model's residence. Until Spring arrives...and then everything changes! Duh...
Escorts/Chaperones/Chauffeurs are welcome on photo shoots, however I cannot offer cash compensation for models who require the presence of third parties. So if you require, or desire, compensation you will need to have your own transportation, or I have a car and may be able to pick you up. MY CAR IS A TWO-SEATER CONVERTIBLE!!! WHICH DOES NOT WINK! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a self-portrait available for public viewing in my portfolio. Try browsing some of the other portfolios on this site, and see how many other photographers do. Then pause and think.
In order to qualify for a paid photo shoot, first-time models must:
A. Be over 18 with a valid state-issued photo ID or a valid passport on your person at the shoot.
B. Provide your own hairstyling and makeup.
C. You also need a functional cell phone from which you can regularly and consistently either take, or promptly return, my phone calls. If I call a number that you give me, and get a message instructing me that you are unavailable and to try my call again later with no option of leaving a voicemail, it ain't happening.
We will need to be able to connect either by phone, or by Skype video-chat, at least 3 times leading up to a photo shoot. First, to discuss a schedule, location, wardrobe, and other details; once, on the day before the shoot to check in and confirm that we are on track; and then you will also need to call me one hour before the shoot for a final confirmation.
Models who video-chat with me on Skype are likely to move to the front of my schedule, but phone calls will suffice. Texting and emails or MM messages, however, will not. I'm not currently interested in trying to get prospective models to get naked on webcam. I prefer to limit my texting to simply coordinate a time for us to connect by phone or Skype. I dislike BS, flakes, and prudes. If you think you might fall into any of those 3 categories, please GO AWAY NOW!
If it is your first time modeling for me, and you contact me with less than 48 hours notice to cancel a scheduled paid photo shoot, lose my phone number.
LISTS: MM recently deleted a list of mine titled "Happy Endings." It was a pretty big list with lots of great booty shots. Personally, I couldn't care less. It is not like I pour over any of my lists, especially not ones with hundreds of photos. But it seems probable that deleting it likely resulted in the disappointment of a lot of people in order to placate a handful of offended prigs. Since this is hardly the most egregious case of censorship in the history of western civilization, I am definitely not about to launch a protest about it in the FORUMS WHERE ALL OF THE COOL AND FAMOUS PEOPLE HANG OUT!!! Just sayin!!!
While I am 100% certain that the party or parties whose objections were responsible for the removal of my list possess neither the game nor the intellect to comprehend the sarcasm of my sentiment, others do and will, which is why I am leaving it here in my profile. And you know who you are and why you feel the way you do! lmfao No, I do NOT know what I mean! Good one!
COPYRIGHT LAW: No image or textual thought presented in this portfolio may be used or reproduced without my written permission and ya better get a photograph of me signing that shit as well. Any violation may be the subject of criminal prosecution in accordance with copyright law. Or worse.
Or I might just block and unfriend yeras. Or just move on. I would get over it. Or celebrate! Everything is complicated!
I know that the vast majority of comments are completely irrelevant, but they are fun to read, so leave some why don't cha? Ain't gotta send 'em!!!
*Submit*...ain't gottta click submit!
RAWR! *Cue RATATAT!*
Stephanie Walsh #1271391
Caroline Nauth #1262517
Chelsea Marie Rogers #863363
Calico High #1000153
Shan B. #1738862
Shelby Casper #1994865
Jennifer K Sutton #1826962
Erica N T #1385666
Raggedy Anne #1581516
Kristin Renee #2259669
Emma Lynne #2585413
Ami Marie #2197897
Rhianna Wallen #2470576
Jessica Willoughby #2586927
Emily Brooke Johnson #2502064
Michelle Colwell #1764668
Libby East #2203746
Ashley Ogburn #2886085
Anne Marie E
Kayce Kerns #1427225
Tonya Emmerke #1420712
*I would post a list of "models who flaked" on a scheduled photo shoot, but that would make it look like I am naïve enough to think that it would actually make a difference. And I know it wouldn't. It used to irritate me, but I don't care anymore. Oh well. I focus instead on how grateful I am to all of those who didn't flake, and on how very lucky I am to have had so many incredibly beautiful young women in front of my camera. So if you fall into that category: THANKS! Let's emphasize that! ~~~ ~~~ ~
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