Mayhem # 1370932
About Me[b]First and foremost:[/b]
I absolutely [b]DO NOT[/b] shoot nude or topless, so please let me be clear... [b]NO NO NO!!!![/b]
My looks aren't a career. Trust me, no one is going to want to see me in a bikini when I'm 80. I'm not athletic fit & I don't have fake breasts. So let us cut to the chase shall we... [u]I just want to shoot![/u]
[i]I [b]LOVE[/b] artsy, fun, crazy, outlandishly, ridiculous ideas & concepts SO let's do that![/i]
I [b]hate[/b] that cookie-cutter photography crap, don't waste my time with simple, everybody has this same image in their portfolio type of ideas. Give me concepts that are ridiculous and let's make them happen.
I shoot [b]TF[/b] via MM and MM [b]*ONLY*[/b]
[b]Do NOT[/b] message me prices because I'm not going to pay you. I DO NOT care how amazing you think your are.
I do my own makeup, hair and styling for all my shoots. If you would like to provide one, please show me their work before hand. I do not let people touch my face with their unprofessional hands (I am a complete cocky a-hole when it comes to this, and I could not be more diva.) No previous work or skills, means no working on me. Sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Also, [b]don't[/b] message me if the pictures in your port look like this:
A. a girl on the floor and your dirty laundry hamper is visible in the background.
B. a girl is sitting on a 90's dining chair with wrinkled curtains as backdrops and flooring.
C. a girl is topless but it totally looks like your using a disposable camera.
(Sadly, my list could go on and on.)
Besides all the things I obviously hate, dislike and do not want, (lol) I am very easy to work with. I am professional, fun and energetic. I will not come to a shoot hungry, tired or angry.
*I do not respond right away to messages on MM. I am often away from the computer and don't check in very often, I am deeply sorry ahead of time for any delay in messages.*
Thanks for taking a peek at my work, please leave some feedback. <3