MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/madeofbeautiful
RULES & REQUIREMENTS:
- NO NUDITY! Don't even ask! I prefer to photograph you with my clothes on.
- Currently shooting very UN-selective TF. Only contact me if you're super UGLY.
- You are allowed to bring an ESCORT, or any other car you drive.
- Paid work never takes preference. I hate having money.
- My rates are very reasonable. I charge 5 gazillion monopoly dollars per shoot.
- I TFP! OMG! I know my ABCs and 123s. You down with OPP???
- I hate responsible models. If we shoot, please show up as late as possible.
- You must constantly tell me I'm "REALLY REALLY AWESOME" during the shoot.
- I travel quite a bit. Sometimes I go outside to get the mail.
- I'm looking to expand my port. I'm also looking to expand my ass with chocolate.
- I'm always open to critique. Just don't tell me something I don't want to hear.
- I like eating muffin tops. I also like photographing models with muffin tops.
- Not into couples shots. If we shoot, I'd like to take more than 2 photos.
- I promise to work really hard for you. I put 1% into everything I do.
- This site is not Myspace, but feel free to hit on me all you want!
- I like drive by friend requests. I also like drive through burgers.
- Message me w/ non-serious inquires only. I like getting faked.
- Stop using the term "artistic nude". Guess what.....you're just NUDE!
- The word "muse" is one letter away from the word "mouse". Don't be a mouse.
- When we are all done with our shoot, we'll be happier than fat kids at a buffet.
- I don't meet prior to testing. I also don't meet at the shoot. In fact, I prefer not to be in the same room when you are photographed.
If you want to contact me, go outside your house and yell my name really loud. If you don't hear me yell back, keep screaming louder and jump around like a crazy idiot. If the police show up, RUN!!!
***AGENCY DISAPPROVED PHOTOGRAPHER***
NOW BOOKING.....my ass out of here!!!
I've worked with models who have gone on to:
Next Model Management
...and much more!