Mystery Man : "We've met before, haven't we ?"
YOU : "I don't think so. Where was it you think we met ?"
Mystery Man : "At your house. Don't you remember ?"
YOU : "No, I don't. Are you sure ?
Mystery Man : "Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now."
YOU : "What do you mean ? You're where right now ?"
Mystery Man : "At your house."
YOU : "That's fucking crazy, man !"
Mystery Man : "Call me ! Dial your number ! Go ahead !"
Mystery Man ( on the phone ) :"I told you I was here."
YOU : "How'd you do that ?"
Mystery Man : "Ask me !"
YOU : "How'd you get inside my house ?"
Mystery Man ( on the phone ) :"You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I'mnot wanted."
YOU : "Who are you ?"
Mystery Man ( on the phone ) :"Give me back my phone."
Mystery Man : "It's been a pleasure talking to you."
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