*Travel Dates Winter 2009*:
November: San Francisco, CA
December 23 - 30: Colorado [Aspen/Snowmass]
More dates will be posted soon...travel plans are in the works...I'm getting my eu passport this fall
The Harder one attempts for individuality, the more one turns into a carbon copy... lost and blended with the rest into a sea of lost identity. Individuality is supposed to come NATURALLY.." -guess who?
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"If you have nothing to die for...you have nothing to live for..." GOD LOVES UGLY.
THE CHEESE THAT STANDS ALONE
The World is a jungle and im the beast....I may not have as much experience as other models, but im experienced in life, travel, debauchery, culture and beyond... I want to test my limits of creativity, see how much I really have to offer, I want to challenge myself mentally, emotionally and psychically. ... Go new places....I wanna do everything[what a beautiful feeling]. Live my dream as the ultimate action figurine..MOEP.... this stands for the MASTER of EPIC PROPORTIONS. )*( because...well...thats what I am! everything I do is of epic proportions.
My name is Tess [and I am a victim of DELICIOUSNESS]
aka
The Tesseract.
The Specialist.
Hot Cakes
Hotness Mcgee
DR. GIRLFRIEND #2
Tess-anne
Kis Mokus [Little Squirrel]
Sharka Spice!
Messy Tessy
Tessanasin
Tessorilla
Gorilla Punci...
Tess _____ (insert sharp object, weapon or a sinister/morbid title here)
[Camden Town UK Spring 2007 - Before I got in Trouble
]
[Adventures of Vomitgirl - Winter 2006 Budapest]
you get the point... ;-D, but on the reals, my REAL NAME is Teressa Marie. The last nickname is a joke, obviously. Used to be known by Shark because of frequent underwater attacks. Although I dont give myself the name title of "____[fill in blank] MUSE" {Sorry, dont mean to offend anyone on here but just about every other person on here that I stumble across has given themselves a name with that damn word in it and its getting really old and saddens me that people cant be a bit more original} I myself have been considered a refreshing muse. an "inspiring, intense, guiding spirit with strong vibrations wise beyond her years." Or at least thats what Im told from loved ones and random people on regular occasion. Legend has it I have lived this life before.
Otherwise all the other nicknames are simply my alter egos. ;-)
Im very silly indeed. Hence the following picture of Me, The Red Barron a Banana and Commodore the Yeti:
Are you chicken rich? if not you should be. I have experienced more than most will in their lifetime. I started modeling a little when I was about 17, mostly did dance before... I have an obsession with the following animals - gorillas,chickens,felines,sharks,slugs, fawn and others! I have many obsessions that I hope to bring out into future photo shoots. Married to the sexy music master Janos the Cobra.
TAKEN FOREVER. sorry boys! Born and raised in Los Angeles [SFV-HOLLYWOOD and other areas] and spent about half of my childhood on various Hawaiian Islands where I learned how to surf. I actually just returned to the states from living in Europe for about 2 years. Luckily I was able to see most of the wonderful continent and most importantly living in Budapest and a little bit of touring with my husbands punk band around Hungary partaking in anarchist activities and such.[SZIASTOK! Ertem magyarul, nagyon kicsit beszel magyarul. Szeretnek tobbet tanulni!]..and still attempting to speak FLUENT spanish, im getting there! I am eligible for a EU/Hungarian passport, since my mother is a native and so is my husband. This is very exciting for me. Traveling is one of my PASSIONS so I will be more than happy to travel ANYWHERE in the world. As long as expenses are paid for me...for now. For the most part, I can travel to most parts along the west coast pretty easily.
I am regularly in San Francisco, Vegas and all over Cali. Anywhere 4 hours or less from me I can be there no problem! CONSTANTLY in search of crazy outrageous adventures and experiences. Try everything once....watch out... IM A BACCHNALIAN~
I have always had big trouble labeling my style - as most have told me! I am very eclectic Fashion/Music/Interest wise. I have a very wide-ranged wardrobe. I am probably one of the most versatile and eclectic people you will ever meet! I like to consider myself an Experimentalist. A SUBCULTURE CHAMELEON, perhaps. Start with a scoop of retro vintage,ANYTHING vintage, burlesque-ish with a big splash of steampunk, add some girly rockabilly pinup....60s mod vixen barberella- robot futuristic, drop in some anime/geisha/fruitsy looks with punk like attire. FRUITS AND JAPANESE STREET FASHION has been an influence for a long time.. A dallop of post apocalyptic burner goodness with some victorian flair..add some latex..A small dash of bohemian charm, with some industrial goth like tendencies...lots of faux fur and vintage coats and silly hats....blend it all together and you have ME! but I AM OPEN TO WEARING WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO WEAR. I dont have to shoot my style only, im open to many things!
I can be everything from over ellaborate to very simple. I embrace both. I find beauty in chaos and also in simplicity.
*I believe a big percentage of being a model of any kind is based on narcissism. Hey, at least I can admit to it. Yes its also an art form perhaps but the sooner a model can accept this about themselves and not take themselves seriously, the sooner you can be successful and be taken a little more seriously.
*I get a lot of confusion regarding my cultural background. I get everything from morrocan, persian and hispanic to armenian, egyptian and german. I am 1st generation Hungarian [mother born and raised] and I have an italian/french/latin father from NYC.
*Constantly in search of spiritual and creative fulfillment. I have several other creative outlets including fashion/costume designing, dancing, music, all aspects of writing, styling, decorating, collaging/junk art and makeup. I took drama classes and starred in about 3 plays, all during junior high and high school. Although I get told now and then to pursue acting and I am pretty damn good at it.. I simply don't have the passion for it.
*Looking to collaborate with photographers, MUAs, clothing designers and other models to create some insane awesome art! I am comfortable with implied nude. I am willing to go topless or show my butt...but as long as its not FULL NUDITY. Unless you are my husband, who is also a photographer. Ill spread eagle any day for him ;-P Maybe one day ill do full nude and when that day comes it will be PAID only.
* Open to many different styles. I'm versatile. try me. I am also interested in high fashion, although I am probably too curvy for it
* I am open for tfp....although paid is a first priority I am more than happy to collaborate with other artists who I feel can help me expand my portfolio. Message me. I would LOVE to hear your ideas. I am also excited to tell you mine as well! I have MANY MANY awesome concepts rolling around in my head constantly. I have a notebook filled with designs and photoshoots waiting to be used! I feel very innovative. I find myself loving the fantasy of brewing up a photoshoot concept almost as much as I love modeling it! I have ideas from vulgar, artistic and colorful to edgy, latex fetish to couture to vintage inspired to outdoor shoots. and everything in between! Ask me and Ill tell you my ideas...lets bring them to life! Im open to do most any type of shoots! Dont let my alternative looks fool you I am open to doing casual, high fashion, pinup or whatever I feel is a good idea! I am also more than down to get dirty and rough it! I dont care about a nail breaking and I certainly could care less if my makeup gets smeared. Im easy to work with, or so I think
* I have an insane obsession/fascination with the concept/passage of time. Not only am I a huge history fan, but just the concept of time and everything involving it creeps me out to the point of amazement. Constantly in my thoughts and writings, I would love to do several shoots involving this.
* I tend to hibernate with the man due to frustration with the modern world and its inhabitants. GIVE ME A REASON TO COME OUT. give me hope in people! ;-) I am very passionate[and often angry towards] about human behavior, lifestyles, the system, authority and the society we live in. Ill fight any day for what I believe in and what I think reality is. I was always confused why people struggle with their sense of identity. I have always embraced my crazy loving ways and it was always so natural for me to just be ME. Ive never really had to try to stand out. Thats my life story. I NEVER take myself so seriously...and you should'nt either!
* I accept ALL FRIEND REQUESTS. This isnt SNOBSVILLE. I would like it though if you gave me a tag/pm/pic comment
I would like to bring an escort on shoots BUT I am not a diva or demand to have an escort like a lot of obnoxious models on here. They are unprofessional and silly. I totally understand if photographers lean towards not having an escort. So dont worry, IM NOT A BRAT.
* The words/phrases 'e-celebrity' 'internet sensation' 'elite/popularity' or anything of the sort DO NOT EXIST IN MY VOCABULARY. I could give a rats' ass about who you are, how many friends you have on social networking sites, who you know, how popular you are,how experienced you are or anything to this degree. If you are DOWN TO EARTH, not pompous, respectful and have a sense of humor....thats all I care to know.
* I pride myself on my versatility, originality, my flaws and my weird sense of humor.
* All makeup,styling and concepts are done by me unless otherwise stated. I have a nak for makeup, especially with having a big theatre makeup collection. I have been encouraged to go to makeup school and will hopefully do that sometime soon. I would still love to collaborate with some MUA's and Hairstylists. Ive seen some amazing talent on here... hope to work with some of them!
* Currently in the works of starting a clothing line. Costumes, Home Decor, Streetwear, Latex, dolls, stockings and other goodies. Will be launching a profile on here soon when I have more of the collection complete. WATCH OUT FOR THAT. I am very crafty, usually sitting near the sewing machine like an old woman. Always modifying something or creating in general. Also starting a junk/trash art collections including canvas, mannequins and other random objects.
* DANCER - took dance classes for 12 years [modern-hiphop-little ballet] available for gogo-dancing and currently learning how to breakdance! Naturally coordinated.
* WRITER - EVERYDAY. lyrics, poems, short stories, scribblings. Did journalist work for a british newspaper in Europe.
*MUSIC - my biggest passion of all. In the process of mastering Reason/Massiv/LogicPro to master the skill of beatmaking. collect vinyls and mp3s of all genres and dj. I prefer music playing during a shoot, but its not required of course.
* Photography - Im told I take a killer photograph. One day I would love to pursue my own photography port mostly of landscape and animals! I dream to own a cabin in the wild one day and spend all my days photographing animals.
* 10 piercings, 7 tattoos [more to come] and my hair is changing constantly. Open to wearing wigs and hiding some tattoos if its a must.
Also passionate about - snowboarding, surfing, interior design, gonzo art, RALPH STEADMAN AND HUNTER THOMPSON, history, photoshop, nature, collecting vinyl&mp3s, human behavior, gorillas, flamingoes, CUPCAKES, DIANE ARBUS[want to re-enact]sweets, giant chickens, felines, diplomacy, etiquette, interesting encounters, international misadventures, gooey/squishy objects, pools of jello, japanese culture, self improvement, my friends,retro specialty, sewing, linguistics, marine life, baking, tattoos, makeup, great books and stories, a cup of tea in front of the fireplace with a good book and my animals and MUCH MUCH more.
I am a very down to earth, enthusiastic, energetic, warm, bright, imaginative, SILLY weirdo that tends to be hyper
I am ready to create!
And Last, but certainly not least... Commodore Sloat and myself are Samurai Deers.
"I need to be in an atmosphere that is free...that is open..thats STRIVING for truth..and not someone else dictating to you how to do your thing which you know how to do better than anybody else."
Im a writer with A.D.H.D., hence the long profile
