Tessa Hotcakes

Simply Elaborate....yet elaborately simple.
I am THE Tesseract....the MOEP = Master of Epic Proportions.
JUST RE LAUNCHED MY ETSY SHOP - CHECK THE LINK.

LA*SF*Budapest*Koh Phangan ... the main home-fronts. International. I move around quite a bit....*WILL BE IN ASIA FOR THE REST OF WINTER AND BEGINNING OF SPRING*
THUNDER TITS IN MAGIC ISLAND KOH PHANGAN PARADISE, Starring Moi!



*2011*
January - Koh Phangan, Bangkok, Koh Phi Phi, Thailand. and Seoul, Korea.
April - San Francisco
May 12 - June 5; Taos, New Mexico [outside Sante Fe] House sitting my friends wilderness eco-hut.
June - Portland/Seattle/San Francisco.....
July: LA and SF
Mid August: Yosemite, CA and SF
August/September - Lake Tahoe, CA and Reno -Black Rock Desert, NV )*(
october/November: NOR CAL - Shasta, Humboldt, Grass Valley etc.
December 13 - April 2012; Southeast Asia! Thailand...with visits to Nepal, Laos, Indonesia/Bali, Borneo
Late Spring 2012; Europe [Hungary,Spain and others TBA] and North Africa (Morrocco)

As of March 2011, this is my hair: Long aqua blue/turquoise with blue tips, with a few dreads....and I shaved the sides of my head.





Designer Profile COMING SOON...one of my recent designs, Victorian BDSM Scissor Neck Piece:


The Harder one attempts for individuality, the more one turns into a carbon copy... lost and blended with the rest into a sea of lost identity. Individuality is supposed to come NATURALLY.." -guess who?
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"If you have nothing to die for...you have nothing to live for..." "Too strange to live...too rare to die"



THE CHEESE THAT STANDS ALONE.
The World is a jungle and im the beast....Im experienced in life, dance, travel, debauchery, culture and beyond... I want to test my limits of creativity, see how much I really have to offer, I want to challenge myself mentally, emotionally and psychically. ... Go new places....I wanna do everything[what a beautiful feeling]. Live my dream as the ultimate action figurine..MOEP.... this stands for the MASTER of EPIC PROPORTIONS. )*( because...well...that's what I am! everything I do is of epic proportions.

My name is Tessa [and I am a victim of DELICIOUSNESS]

aka

The Tesseract.
The Specialist.
*Tessa Hot Cakes*
TUNDER TITS.
*PETRA PAN* (according to Lauren)
Hotness Mcgee
DR. GIRLFRIEND #2
Tess-anne
Kis Mokus [Little Squirrel]
Sharka Spice!
Messy Tessy
Tessanasin
Tessorilla
Gorilla Punci...
Tess _____ (insert sharp object, weapon or a sinister/morbid title here)

[Camden Town UK Spring 2007 - Before I got in Trouble ]

[Adventures of Vomitgirl - Winter 2006 Budapest]
you get the point... ;-D. The last nickname is a joke, obviously. Used to be known by Shark because of frequent underwater attacks.  I myself have been considered an "inspiring, intense, guiding spirit with strong vibrations wise beyond her years." Or at least that's what I'm told from people on regular occasion. Legend has it I have lived this life before. Otherwise all the other nicknames are simply my alter egos. ;-)
Im very silly indeed.
Are you chicken rich? if not you should be. I have experienced more than most will in their lifetime. I started modeling a little when I was about 17, mostly did dance before... I have an obsession with the following animals - gorillas,chickens,felines,sharks,slugs, fawn and others! I have many obsessions that I hope to bring out into future photo shoots. Married to the sexy music master Janos the Cobra. I am an experienced free style dancer, was in dance classes for most of my childhood and early teens. also has had training in hula, hiphop, modern and other various forms of dancing.
TAKEN FOREVER. NO SUGGESTIVE MESSAGES PLEASE! I am here to network and collaborate only! Born and raised in Los Angeles [SFV-HOLLYWOOD and other areas] 1st generation Hungarian and an italian/french father from NYC. and spent about half of my childhood on various Hawaiian Islands. And was pottytrained in a coffee shop in Amsterdam I lived in Europe for about 2 years (05 -07). Luckily I was able to see most of the wonderful continent and most importantly living in Budapest, doing Journalist work and a little bit of touring with my husbands punk band around Hungary partaking in anarchist activities and such.[SZIASTOK! Ertem magyarul, nagyon kicsit beszel magyarul. Szeretnek tobbet tanulni!]..  I am eligible for a EU/Hungarian passport, since my mother is a native and so is my husband. This is very exciting for me. Traveling is one of my PASSIONS so I will be more than happy to travel ANYWHERE in the world. As long as expenses are paid for me...for now. For the most part, I can travel to most parts along the west coast pretty easily. I am regularly in San Francisco, Vegas and all over Cali.  CONSTANTLY in search of crazy outrageous adventures and experiences. IM A BACCHNALIAN~
I have always had big trouble labeling my style - as most have told me. I can be everything from over elaborate to very simple. I embrace both. I find beauty in chaos and also in simplicity.

*Constantly in search of spiritual and creative fulfillment. I have several other creative outlets including fashion/costume designing, general crafting, DANCE, music, all aspects of writing, industrial design, styling, interior design, collaging/junk art and makeup.
* Open to many different styles. I'm versatile. try me. I feel like, and have been told that I have a range of different looks like chameleon. I have been told I am everything from cute and innocent looking to feisty sexy hot rod and everything in between.  I am also interested in high fashion, although I am probably too curvy for it.
* I am freelance at the moment, unclassified..But that does not mean I will just shoot with anyone. My choice for tfp is SELECTIVE....although paid is a first priority I am more than happy to collaborate with other artists who I feel can help me expand my portfolio. Unless your portfolio astounds me, I will be selective and/or negotiate a rate. Message me and we'll talk. I would love to hear your ideas. I am also excited to tell you mine as well. I have MANY awesome concepts rolling around in my head constantly. I have a notebook filled with designs and photoshoots waiting to be used! I feel very innovative. I find myself loving the fantasy of brewing up a photoshoot concept almost as much as I love modeling it!
* I am more than down to get dirty and rough it. I dont care about a nail breaking and I certainly could care less if my makeup gets smeared. Im easy to work with, as long as I feel comfortable and you allow me to be silly.
* I tend to hibernate with the man due to frustration with the modern world and its inhabitants. GIVE ME A REASON TO COME OUT. give me hope in people. I am very passionate about human behavior, lifestyles, the system, authority and the society we live in.  Ill fight any day for what I believe in and what I think reality is.  I was always confused why people struggle with their sense of identity. I have always embraced my crazy loving ways and it was always so natural for me to just be ME. Ive never really had to try to stand out. That's my life story. I NEVER take myself so seriously...and you shouldn't either.
* Currently re-vamping my dancing and music skills. Percussion and Computer Programs (Logic Pro-Ableton etc) are ones ive been trying to dive into for a while.
* The words/phrases 'e-celebrity' 'internet sensation' 'elite/popularity' or anything of the sort DO NOT EXIST IN MY VOCABULARY. I could give a rats' ass about who you are, how many friends you have on social networking sites, who you know, how popular you are,how experienced you are or anything to this degree. Growing up in LA , I have gained a pretty useful skill...I can SMELL BULLSHIT from a mile away. Nothing I dislike more than pretentious empty people. Contributes to my hibernating tendencies. If you are DOWN TO EARTH, not pompous, respectful and have a sense of humor....that's all I care to know. I know you don't have to  be stuck up to work in this industry and I will prove that.
* 10 piercings, 9 tattoos [more to come] and my hair is changing constantly. Open to wearing wigs and hiding some tattoos if its a must.

I am a very down to earth, enthusiastic, energetic, warm, bright, imaginative, SILLY weirdo that tends to be hyper I am ready to create!
"not all who wander are lost"

"I need to be in an atmosphere that is free...that is open..thats STRIVING for truth..and not someone else dictating to you how to do your thing which you know how to do better than anybody else."

Introducing my mutant vehicle; Gorilla Punci Mobile aka DISCORILLA......I make things:


A natural since '85...

and remember [this is dedicated to about half of the people I scope out on here]... "It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.”

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