RETOUCHERS: I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES. I DO MY OWN WORK. PLEASE STOP LEAVING TAGS AND FRIEND REQUESTS. SORRY, NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS...
HELLO AND WELCOME!
Thank you for coming by to see my little corner of Model Mayhem. I hope you will enjoy your time here!
I am not going to rant and rave about all of the snazzy things I have done or what a dandy photographer I am. Enough people do that, and it has always struck me as rather self serving and pretentious. I will say this, however: Sadly, I have never been published in either Maxim or Playboy or FHM. I know, I know, every photographer on MM says he has. I must be the oddball
What I will say is this: work with me, and I will do all in my power to make sure you have fun. I take this very seriously, and conduct myself as a professional at all times (which translates to: I will keep my hands to my own self, lol), and I mean to get you exactly the look and feel you are after in a photo, but I am also pretty laid back and, I am told, fairly likable.
Here are some of the things you can expect when you work with me:
*The entire shoot, the good, the bad, and the derp-faced, sent to you within hours of us finishing (I use Google Drive to upload and then e-mail you a link. Pretty much everyone has a g-mail address, so this system works best, I have found).
*Within a week (give or take) I guarantee you a bare minimum of 25 fully edited images. Typically, I will send you two versions of each, one high-res, and the other shrunk down to make the MM gods happy).
*I will be on time. Typically, I will be there early.
*I know how to adapt when things go sideways, and still pull a worthwhile experience out of our meeting.
*You will laugh. You will have fun. I will not take myself too seriously. I figure if I am not having a good time, then neither are you.