VLGR

Photographer Male San Luis Obispo, California, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/vlgr
Mayhem # 2105376

About Me

|| Currently seeking enough models wanting to work with me that a trip to LA or SF is worth the effort. Also... someone who will give me a place to shoot in LA of SF once I have enough models wanting to work with me. Also... the nearest Taco Bell. ||

H̹͎̤̹̘͛e͇ͭ̓ͦ̅͌ ͎̲̻̥̟̫͛Ẃ͖̜̂̃ͣa̾̅ͥͣͨ͑̿í͖̔ͬͪ̽t͓̭̫̳̱̀͛s̮̖͓̥̿ ͙̀̐̒ͯBͪ̈͆ͦ̋̔e͕̮̼̗̰̹̥͊̃̇͆h̲̤̤̠͖͍ͫ̉̋͂i͖͚͈͖n͚̙͕̰͈ͭ̈́̄̓ͧd̥͖̫͎͉̖ͣ ̥̯̆̓̊̆ͭͦT͎̈́͑̽̉̃ẖ̝̠͇̪̟̳̆̐͌͊͛͊̐e ̲̮ͨW̮̫̼̱̰̯̍̍ḁ͖̱ͫl̑̆̓ľ̞̪͙̪͖́̏ͨ̾͛ͨ,̪͙̋̇̏ͅ ̻̥̘̉̉͂͂ï̤͑̍̏n̻ ͎̦̤͇̜͗͆͛̃̑ͫ̚a̮̲̭̣͚̣ͦ̏̋̐ ̰̮̠͈͇̙̼ͮ́̈́͌p̻̙̔̃ͯ̉̃̎̚a̭̘̩̹͚̅̑͗̔̿̒l̺̲̎̓ͨáce̹̪͉ ̻̦ͯͭo͎̦̘̖f̔̓̃̔̓̍ ̩̙̜̮̌ẗ͙̫̭̳̳̃ͩ̈o͐͂ͥ̈̇̐r͛t̤̱̫̠͕̹ͯ͑ͫͅu͓͙̗̺̪̠ͥ̓ͯr̻͍̱̘͉̙̊͒ͩ͋͐ḛ͔̼d̎ͧͭ̇̎͒ͭ g̳̺͉̊l͈͎a̤̙̯̺͇ͣͬ̿͛̈́ͣ̽s̪͚̳̲̦s̱̺̪̣̼ͣ͗ͧ̐͋ͅͅ.̰ͮ ̟̾ͤŚ͈̜͎̠͚̥e̪͍̘͍ͮ͛ͅr̞̤̖̙͉͔̽ͭ̑̇ͅv̱̝̩͍̮̖͕̍͑̓̈ͪe͎̦͇͖̭̰d̻͇̟̭̒͑͑ͥͅ ͕̖͙̫ͮͦbͪ͗͌͑ỷ̰̝̜͛̎ ͎̲͖̱̞͐̋͆̇͛ͯl̟̭̻̟̮̘̬͋͌ḛ̬̙̤̻̝́͋g͚̣̬̺͖̞̗ͦ̉̽ͩ͛͊ͦi̪ͨͫ̎̈́̔̈́̓o̟̻̤̫n͔̫ͣ̂s͓̱̻̱̖̻͗ͤ͒ͦͧͅ ̩̰͚̞̟̲͈͒̋f͕̰͙͙͈̩̈́͐ͫ́͌̓͛o̱͓̞̞̞̜ͦ̒̊ͣ͆̚r͍̠̘͈̞͋ͪg̩̹̭͉͑͋̅̎é͉̭̂̒ͪͪ̔ͅd̟̞̜̃͗ͮ͊̈ f̲͕̘̜͔r͙͈̬̾̃ȍ̩̝̜̖ͬͧͬͣm̒ͨ͗ͨ̚ͅ ̜͛ͫ̓͒ͭt͓̱ͣͭ̀̑͋h̓ͤͭ͒e͓̘̳̤͑̌̂̆ͮͮ̚ ̫͖̥̜͔t̯͓̦͕̤ͫ͒͗e͉̫̱̐̋ͤ̔̆ͨa̘r͓̬̣̃ͯ͆͛ͨ̆̓s̲̬͙͈̒͐ ͙͂ọ̰̲͍̰̝̤͊ͨ̉f̰̥͒͊ ̭͕̦̉͌ͨͥ̓ͅṫ̼̹͚̮̱̘͕̈̈̋̚h͓̦̝̙͕̍̌ͤ͗ͤͭe͕͓̙͍ ̤̣͇͈ͯ̃̆͛̂s̤̮͎͇̊̎̓̈́ͤ͑̇ͅl̖͍͉̅̎̏͌ͪ͂e̥̼̹̓̾́e͖̤͍͖̫̝̎̆ͯ̔̔ͨ͂p̬͖̖̭̪̪̣̾l̯͒ͪͩͦ́̊̿e̲͕̻̩̙̤̔ͩș̬̥͖͉̘̇ͯͅs̾̎ͮ̔͗͋ͣ ͇̘͓ͅd̖̭̔̓e̤ͤ̚ă̭͕̼̜͂ͮͅd̬̯̓ ̹̩̈̎̌͐̔̐a̟͖̩̘̥ͨ̉̍̅̀̄ͭn̤̜̙̬̯͒̓ͮd̰̘̹͒ ̼̦̥̗̌ͩ̉ͫ̽́ͫc͈̙̪̓ͫ̄ͩ̅͂ͅl͙̖̣̉͂̐ͥạ̖͎̩d̽ͭ ͙̭͚͎̺i̳̜n̖̗̦̗̠͇͒ ̞̞̻͓ͨ̌̃͋a̭̭͓̤͚̗ͮ̃ͧ̃̇̎̒r͖͙̫͒̍͗m̘̝̺̐͋ͨ̈o̗͉̓͊ͩͧ̀ȑ͙̳͈̅ͥ͐̚ ̜̤̤ͮc̫̞͓̯̹͕̭ͮ̒aͦ̈́̈́̂̓ͯ̆r̺͈̰͑͑̐̒̍̏̅v̓ͮë͍͙̯̼͖́̄ͧ̓d̟̝̙͓̖ͧͮͧͯ͒̏ ̩̟͚̘ͯ̂̈́̉̉ͅf̤̹̹̤͚̰̯ͨr̝͚̙̣̞̱̓̊ͯ̈́ͦ͊ȯ̫̥̊m͉̩̟̼͎̪̒̌ ̚t͓̲͖͐͛̅̅͛h̲͎̥̭̲͆ͣ̓̃e̪̻̙̜͊̽͗ͅ ̤̔ͣs̜͔̮̹̟ͨ̊ͯ̂ͬ̉ͯu̗̰͓̮͛ͮf͇̙̳͉͖̼̥ͫ̓̉ͣf͉̫̱̹̦̞ͮͫe̲͚̙̹̪̞͍̔ͦ̉ͧr̳̲̹͇ͥ́̊i̘̞͇̭͖͙n̦̆̇̍g̦͈̪̭͍̟ͣͮ̇͊̚ ͖̺̟̭͖̹̄̂ͧ͐ǒ͕̬̭̙̭̜̹ͯ͗͊̾̐f̗̂̔̋ ͇̮͔͕͖̅̓͛̈m̪̤̯ͦ͗o͖͚̰̥̩͈̳ͣͩt̲͖̆̈́̑ͧͩh͐̊͌̌̒̃ẻ͕̣͕̬͔̳r̼̩s̬͊͆ͯ̍̚.̣͇̝̦̐͐̈̑̂ ̭̦̘̰͇ͤ̄͛̑̄̚ ͎̺̂I̤ͮn͙̥ͤ͌ͤ̋ ̂̂h̠̦̹͇͈̫͎iͭ̈͐̓ṡ̫̘̟̮̥͎͇ͬͣ ̭͈͓͑͂͗ͨ̈r͇̫̖͉̲͉͓ͥ̒̀̄̂i͓͕g̯̥̫͔̜̏͑̐ͦͩh̤̯̗͇̜ͬ͂͆̏̒ͯ̚ẗ̗͚̦͓͙́ͧ ̫̤̙̣̪̉h̼̰͊͛̾̚a͎̎n͇̱͚͇̎͆ͣͣͅd̖̺̜͈̼͎̎̈́ͪ͌ ̪͎̗̠̗̀̒̌͋͗h̫͚̮̊̈́ͯe̮͓̰̰͔̤ͤͨ̆͐ ̳͈̊ͥh̹̠̼̰̳́͌ȫ̠͓̙̘̐l̬͈̻̠̝̩͆͌d̦͖̙̜͈s̖͆̽̒̔ͨͯ ̭̟͓̹̺ͦ̚a̺͎͎̫̘̙̖̽ͧͪ̾ͯ ̲̺̤͚̤͋ͮ̓͒d̫̝̞͕̹̟̾̑̈́e̫͙̱̲̋a͈̙̺d̤̻̭͇̫̈ͬ͊ ͓̦͍͖ͯ̊͛̾͌ͨͪs͉̹̼̄̆͊̚t͍̦͉̉ͧa̠͖̟̭̻ͯ͂̎ͩͬ̓r͇̮͓͇̲͍,͓̮̦̩͇̦͕͂̀͋ ̘͇̐a̜̹ͩ̈̅̍n̗ḍ͎̺̜̦̽̉͋ ̲̼̝̣̜̜́̓ͣ̒ī͔̲͇̺͌͌͐ͨ̔n̗̼̗̗̫ͪͯ̚ ̫͓̘ͦh̫͎̥̀ͦͤ̌ͤ̒i̼͓̳̊̈́̂ͥ̂̐͒ͅs̗̰̭ ͍̙͑ͫ̆͂ͬ̚r̥̼̞̘͎̭̓̓̓̿ͯi͎̤͉̲̗̯̦ͩ̃͋̍ͧ̏ğ͚͖̬͚̣̘͚̓̏h̲̗̰̱̭̱͇̄͂̓̈́͒͐ͫt̼̜ͨ ͔h̬̻̟͎̯̋͌̋̀̉͊̄ͅa͕͔ͮ̒̐̍ͣ̇̓n̠̲̳̿ͤͪͯd̮̺ͯ͆͒̇͛̆ ̾̽ͩͫ͌ḫ͉͛e̜ͧ̅ ͙̟͖̐h͐̂̒̍͛̚ỗ̹̖̲̭͙̱̬͐͒ͭͧl̑d͉͇̦͕͎̲ͫ̀͆s͈̦͇̝̹ͅ ͭ͑̅͌͒̑t̤̼̗͖̭ͬ̚he͙̼̭ͅ ̈ͬ̏Cͥ̀ͤ̒̊̾̚åͥ͆̈̀ṋ͉͌ͩ̔̍ͬͥd̙̲͐ͩ̾l̄͑̐͋̿͐e̫̪̞̯̔͐ ̱ͫ̐͋̆W͉̺͔͓̠̎͊͑̾ͤh̤̲̳̱ͮ͌͌́o̘͆sͪ̉̆͑ͭ̃̌ề̯͋͋ͯͪ̒ ͛ͭ̽L͔̜͇̘̬ͫi̫̭̖̳̜̊̆̍ͤg̓ͩ̄ͯ̆͒h͍̜̪̏̽͋ͅt͉͔̠̞̳̮ͣ͌̅͗ ̼͇ͩ͒Ȉ̼̗̹̹̲̼̦ͩs̪͉͕̙̖̗̱ ̲͋ͦS̹̲̻͕̀͗̆̈̑ͥḥ̘̹a̱͖̹̜̪̘͙̾͋̌ͯ̓͐d̠̘̓̂̐o̭̼̜̼̲̙ẅ̞̹̞̫.̣͔̻̗̟̟̰ͮ̉ ̼́̿̌̌̈́̐ͅ ̞̦̙̬̩̱͖̽̊̓Ḣ̳̣ͬ̃i͓͙͈̳͇̤ͣͬ̓ͦͧŝ͍̦̱̙ͤͅ ̝͓͎͈̥̙̃l̺̳͇̬̯̹̍̎̒̈́ė̖͙ͣͥ̎f̭͉͎͋ͩ̋͗t͔̣̫̜̬ͮ̍ͧͣ̈ ̪̳̜̆ͦ̂h͓͖̩̑͌ͣ̏͋̅ả̜̜̱͕̘͉n̯̦̬̆ͨ̒͑̈ͮͮd̯̥̘̖̳̥̈̔͐̆̿ͅs̱̦̜͆̑̄̓͛ ̤͕͋̃ͩͧǎ͔̗̓̐̓r̝̪͎͓͕̦̔ͦḛ̝̫ͪͭ͌ͅ ̳̯͚̯̹̀̑̏̉͒s̤̦̫̦̄ͭ͛̍ͩͩͭt̫̗͇̆̑̍ͨ̆ͦa͚̺ͭ͌ͥͦ̿̚ḭͩͨͣ̅͗ͦ͊ň̼̼e͔̬̪̬͚͕̽ͫd̺̹ͮ̈͒̇ ̲͖̫͎̾wͣ̑̈̾ị̘̳̭̭͔̺̅̌̈t̓̏ͣ̓̌ͦh́̆̊ͥͮͬ ̞̬̼̬̘̻͋͌͐̀̑͂̊ͅt̙͓̤͎̓ͅhͥ́e̻̽̿͐̉̎ ̘̙̋̏̽̽́b̬͙̑͂̓͑ͨ͛l̟͙̟̬ͬͥ͆͐̀͒ͅo̪̟̯̬ͪ́̌ͅö́͗̇̒͊͊d̺̗͎͓͙͊ ̭ͫ̍́ọ̩͓͕̲͖͇ͩfͫ̍ͨ͗ ͊̽ͬ̾ͣ̔A͙͈̲̝̒͆m̤͕̞̐̓͗ͫ̔̎ ̞̠͕̘̌D̄̉ͤh͈̙̫̪̝̹ͦ͒͑̈a̭͋̎̅̊̂̉̅e̜̱̜̱͂͒̚g̜ͫ͛ͤͅa̞̼̮͌r͚̝͛̒̔.̻̥̲̦̓͊͂̍ ̖͔̫͉͌̋̊͆ͪ ̩̺̟̳̗̗̱Ḧ͎͙͈̹͕̘̠́͊͌̈́̽̅̚ē̝͛ ̦̐͂̾ͨs̔͒̓̌i͎̘̝̍ͩ̉̆n̫̜͙̱̋̅̇̅ͩg͙̩̠̯̠͈ͦͮ̒͗̚s̮̲̥͇͌ ̝̘̘̗̍̑̓̉̈́ͮ̃t̥̻ͥ̏ͭͮ̉͒ͬh̲̯͚̖̀e͍̗̩̦͔̜̻̊ͤ̅̒̐ ̟̭̼̮̳̭͆͛̾ͩ͐̇s͓̤͕̩̤̬̆̈̓͆͊̽ͬo͉̞̙̪͓͐ͬ̇ͅn̤̒͒͂͒ͪ̔g̜͖̤͔̫͗̈̔͑ͬ̊͒ ̒̅́ͨt͙̠̣̖̭̥̄̌h̬͚̯̹͇̳̽̾ͬa͕̙̤ͦ͗̎t̹͙̻̬̂̒̄ͥ̇ ̤̩̹̱̲e̘̒ͧ̓ͨ̆̌ͥň̯̹̞̾d͖̮͓͛ś̼͚̳̰̮ͬͭ̃ ̗͙̱̖̋̇t̮h̼̩̼̻̳̼̟̍͊̒̑ͭ̚ȇ̋͆̽̔ ̯̟̳̯̖e͕̣̟͇̳̲͉͒̋ͭ̄̉̐̚a̝̮̳ͦͫͨͫͫ̓ͯr̊ͬ͒̅̽͂̉t̬̼͇ͦ͑ͥḥ̯̣̦ͅ.̓̌̄̎͌̊ ̦̮̥͂͊ͫ͊̒ͮȚ̻͕̝͕̰̐͂̓̂̽̏̈́ẖ̉̔̄ͮ̎̂e̪̱͎̿ ̖͛͑̆ͪ͋̀h̘͔̩ͤ̔̾̾̄́iͩ͑v̝̏̄͂̍́͗͛e̩̰ͥ̎̐ͮ̆͆m̪̜̱̂̆̇͒͐͊i͈̘̬̜͌͋ͅn̹͕͈͔ͅd̾ ̹̠̝̖̋̿̎̈ͯ̋̚t̼̦̠̭̄͑ͩ̒̈h͔̲̦̮̰͚ͥͅȁ͍̞͕̥̞̣ͪ̿ͣ͗͂͂t̥̘̺͕̮͎̠̽̓̎͒͌̚ ̭̫̺̲̟͔͖ͥc̥͕͔͌̓̉̍̌ͮ͆o̟̹̲̼̮̣̞n̈̎ͪf͍͆̽͐̑o̗ͬu̪͚͚̲ͭͩ͑̏̀̎n͍̩͙ͭd̟̯͎̣̺̝̺s̗̖̼̥̺̝̥͑̇͆̀ͤ̀̾ ̳͍̆̍̃͊ͫͯ̽t͇̰͕̘̤͕̓ͫ͋̌ͥh̖͙̝͍̝͒̑̊ͨͩ͋̚ͅe̞͍̬̯̮̭ͨ ̬͚ͮͥ̊͒l̥͔̯̠̦̏̆͂̊ͅḯ̻͔̀͑ͪv͐ͯi̟͑̌̓̇͋̒̅n̼͖̤͓̰̳̝ͭͧg̩̦̜͙͈͎̹̈ͪ̀ͧ̓̄̌,̂́̇̌̌͗ͅ ̮̅ͦ̀̑a̘ͨ̏͐͑ͥͤn͙̜͇̰͎͈ͫ̌ͭͣ̐d͙̙̱͐ͨ ͊͌͑ͯͨ̏ͅp̻e͖̫ͨr͓͔̔̋̊p͔̳̣̜̟̭͉̑ͫ̀̚é͙̻̝͙̞̮̙̈́̔͊̉̐̍t̬̐̏ͮ̅͒u̲͍ͥ͗̔͊ͫ͌̒ạ̪̙̫͛̂̚t͍͖̣̹̼͉̙̓̉ẹ͇̻̺̙͊̍̆̓͌ͬ̚s̞̺ͫ ͕ͨ̌͒̐̒ͥt̪͎̬̘̠͖̗͒͋ͪͮ̌̒̂h̯ͤͬ̔̌̈͗̑e̲̖ͣ̑́ ̝̦ͥ̏t͓̱̠̋̃oͦ̿͒r͎͉͖̫͍͎͑̑tͬ̓̃̆̈́u͉̓r̤̻ͧḙ͍̜̘̖̎̀ͥͬ ̯̌̔̍̽̇õ̤̞̙̗̥ͧ͐̋͗ͨ͋f̭̰͍͔͓͚́̎ ̬̺̮̞̠̘̤ͨ̓͐t̻̬̞̪͊͋h̺͚͔͇͉e͔̣̪̠̟͚̻͐̅̐͛̑ ̩̬͉̦̙̥ͥ̈d̹̱̯͈̩ͪ̽̈́͂ͣͮ͛a̼͕̟͒͒m̠̩͈̫̲̩͓̓̒n̞̍́͋̽ͅe͎̼͍̰̜̺ͥd͚͉͔͓͐͌.̪̰̣̭͇̠̈́̎̓ͬ͒́ ̙̗͖͙̳̮͂̃̓ ͕̰̝͌̂̔H̳͖͈͖e̝̥̠ ̗̻̘͔͚̔̈́t͖̮ͯͯͯa͙̘̍̎̀ͧk͖̘͉͈̩̬͇͊͑͊̓̋͗e͖̙̘̰͔͆̐͋ͪ͌s͔͛ ͔̲̭̘̹̗̄ͥt̟̳͈ͅh̠̼͕̥̩̫ͫͦ̈́ͪ̾e̫̭̦ͤ ̰̖͇̻́ͤͯͣḛ͖̭ͫ̆̀̒ͨ͛̀y̬̱̫̱̤͚ͩ̑ͣ̃̋ͫ̉ẹ̟͚͖͓͇͍̋̉̈̓ͧ͑s̝̠̣̳̣͍̔̄̏̂ͤͭ̚,̖̱͈̫͌̒͋̋̽̔ ̖ͨ̅ͧ̊ͬ͊̚tͮ̍ͭͥ̃̐̾h̐̾̐͗͂̒̚ͅe̖̗̋ ̳̟̟ͪ̓ͣ̇w̤̗̫̺̣̮̞ͣi̲̘̞̪͙̰̭ͬ̔͊̏͊n͚̩̙̆̑̉̿ͭͪ̚d͓͕͑̿̄̀̍o̭̱̐̂ͭ̒͛ͅw͚͖̯̮̦͖̫ͫ̈̇̔̌ ̟̻̱̝̂ͥͅo̻̚f̭̞̙̓̃̽̅́ͅ ̝͔̩̏ͦ͆t͉͇̞̞̓̇ͭh͕ͭ̐̉͂e̠͙͓̭̗̘̯̅ͮ̎͗̀ ̱͇͇̯̟̹́͊ͭ͊s̩̰̖̥̼͋̉́͛o͚̳̘̊u͍͓l͕͉̠̥̰̖ͤ͆̓ͅ,̮͈̖ ͕̊͐̿̑̏͐r̬͉̺̙͓ͅe̔ͭͦ̄m͔̪̻̣̰͙͔̎̒͐͒͌ͩ̈́ò̖̹͙͔͔̳̏̎ͣ̿̽ͫv͎̈̓̍ͬ̈͋ẹ̍́͂̀͆́s͚͔̼̏ ̻̱ͨͭͬ̓̀t͉͈̪̒̌̏ͫẖͬ̓̏eͫ̓ ̹̭̤̜̻́̏̒̍ͣ̂͊ã̬̻͚̮͓̀̅ͪb̼̼͍̺̗̫̐̒ͪ̓̏̆îͯ̚ĺ̍̆̔ͩ̉i̝̗̩͙ͭ̂t͕̜̰͆ͦ̾̉ŷ̪͈̯̝͉͒̾̾̈́̍̃ ̮͗̐͂̆ͬ͒̐ť̰̳̪ͫ̊̾̽͆ͥȏ̥̰̱̱͚̔ͧ ̘͙͚ͭ͊̐fͬeͣ́ͪ͑ͦe͖̭͓͎͙ͪͩ͂l̠̈́ ̯̯͎͙̰̩̀̏̒a̭̤̿n͈̗ͩͯy̻̹͎̣̥̠̣̎̇t͔̣̱̪̦̔̊̅͗͛h̖̰̤̿̔i̠̖̪̻̗͇̪̇̋ͮ̏n̹͍̙̓͗g̝̹̝ͬͧ ͍̖̙͍̮ͫ̀̒̂b̖̙͈̠͉̖͓̀̋̔ͦ̈́ŭ̹͖̦̼̙̂̓̂͛t̰̓͂́͆̆ͧ ̜̦̖p̬̯̰͉ͯ̓̅ả̼̖̻͕̰̜̘̏͐ȋ̥̞͓̝n͕̰̪̪̬͕̽̍̃̂ͫ̑.̳͇̤̰̤̠̲ ̻̬͉̈́̏ͩ̈ ̪̖̙͓̭Ǒ̻̤̩̝̙̜͇ͮ̂n͙̹̱̳̈́c̱̻̩̼̠̺͇̑́e͆̅ͥ͌ ͍ͫ̃̀̈͊̈́ͦt̗ͨ͆h͑̀e͚̭̠͊ ̽ͥe̦ͮ̏͆y̫͑̆͋́͒͆ͅḙ̹̬̓̏ͮ̿̓͗̚s̽̔͛ ̼͊h̦͈̠̝͌ͫͤ̍a̩̼͚̭̼͎̓̎̊̍̌̉ͣv͙̮̀͑̓ͭͣ͆e͉͇̯̗͇̯͛́̐ͩ̏ͦ ̹̥̦̝̘͑b̼̻͙͍̯̒ͨ̍̈́̋ē͉̞̲ͦ̐̀ͮͬe̠̖̟̹̱̮n͈͉̦̻̲̞ͪ̌ͪ̓̏ ͚͔͙̥̟̦̰͐͂̌ͬͮr͕͔̫̳̠̩̺̋̌ͤ́̒͑̃e͑͋ͣm̟͌ͤ̉͑ͥ́̽o̮ͤ̋v͎̞͍͊̔̅̽̒ͦ̿e̱̺͙̣͚ͯͬ̆d͈̳̗,̩̥͎̍̅ ̖͓͉̞̺̾͗̓̒t̠͌ͧ͑͊̉̏̂h̹̫̙̞̜͊e̺̞̮ͨ͊ͣ ̲̌͂ͧ̑̂͛ͅŝ͔͆̅ͯ̓o̩͙̣̣͐ͥu̪͈̣̜̣ͪ̽l̬̤̜̰͚̭̊͊̆͋̽͊ͪ ̹̠̻̺͈̬̮̊ͩͫ͂̾͑̐î͔ͭś̠̮͆͌ͥ ̦̒r̳͎̙̙e͖͔̘̜m̝͇̺̙ͣͅo͓̥͔v̤ͦ͛ͮͮ͋͌͌e̥̘̻̻̟̲͇ͪ̎̿d̯̬ͯ̍̑ͯ̌̚.̼̰̘̞͓̥̼ͯ͊̓̍͐ ̼̠̲̪̪T̩̮̹̦ͬ͒ḧ̾ͪ͐͊ͬͯĕ͎͖̺͍͊̑ͭ͂ ͥ͆ͩl͎̪͉͛̌i̼͚̺͖͕v̳̮̫̼͙̝̰͊i̥̻͓͚̐̈n͑͗ͮg͙͔͒̔ͩͣͩ ͯ͋h̟̍̿̿̐ȕ͍̠͍͉̠̹̙̋͗͌ͫs̥͚͈̻͊̋k̭͉̖̝ͭ̋ͬ ͔̣͓̈͆ͩ̔ͦi̠ͧ̎s̺̐̽ͧ́̑ͨ ̣̺̹̮̾̿t̼͍͔̀͌ͫ̄͗̔e͕͖͉s͍̜̞̘̖ͅt̬͕͕͈̩̳ͧ͂ͅa̟̻͎̙̓ͨm͉͕̖̪̓ͫͭ̊̋̊eͪ̓n̗̯ͪ̔ͪ͒̍t͉̹͑ͧͧ͌ͧͧ ̠̯ͮt̟̼̓̄ͦ̏͗̀̌o̱̮͍͌ͨ̓ͦ̀ͅ ͉͖̜̘͙̅̇̿ͣc͖̥̃̓͌̑r̦̤̜̪̹ͤ͋̿̊u͈̙̝̯͔̜̘ͨ͒ͣ̌̆͌͆e̬͕̜͍̣͈̺ͦ̾ͣ̾̍͐l̲̗͙̩̳͖t̪̥͒̽ͭ̀ỵ̟̻̹ͩ̏ͬͅ ̱͇͍͖͙̈̂̾â̅n̼͈̓ͨ͂̏̎dͥ̏ͪͬ ̿̃̐ͩ̚ẻ͓̽ͯͦṿ̜̈́̔̾͌̉̿͑e̤̟̺͐̓̽ͬͨ́r̬̖̣̻l̗̰̲̩͖̄ͤ͑̍a̜̫̯̜͓̐̎̀ș̙͖͓̦̦̏̅͋̓̽ͤt̰̰͓͈́̒̌̄̒i̭̠̼̫̩̅͌̾n̰̓͛̒̌̋ǵ̻͚͓̥ ̺̰̝̞d̫̑o̩͎͔̺̊ͪ͒ͭo̭̒̈́͌m͗.̞̼̟̰͆ͩ͑̋ͅ ͍͔̝̙̦̥́ͮ̀ͭͬ̊͐ ̘͇͙̭͂͋ͮH̞̻̻̻͋ͬ̋͆̀e̹̘̣̬̼̱̝̓̃͒̊͊̽̑ ̤ͯͩ̓ͪ̔͒c͕͓̃̓a̰͔̬̰͛͋̐͒ͤn̗̰͓ͫ̋̐ͤ̑̑͑n͓̺̦̰͙͍̏̀͋̒̀̒ͅo̮t͙͖̺̱͉̠̆ ̯̤̘̙̰͆̅ͧͯb͙̣̦̗̪̑ͪ̀̓͒e̤̝͇ͮͤ̑̑̅̃ ͐̃͌̾͐s̯͈̞̖͛͂ͯ͐ͨ̾ͅt̘̫̖̳͕̹ͩo̊̓̃͛ṕ͓̭̬p͔̪̘ͮͣ̑͋̃̚e̟̠̬̘̠̮̯̐͐͋d̤̬̫̹̩,͔̎̇͐̄̇ ͑ͯ̍ͯ̀a͉̎̾ͮ͂ș͍̠ ͈͈̘̳̣͌̓͐͛͗͛f̗͔̘̦͙̙̓ͭ̈́͛͌̾eͨͣ̆̀a͆̏͐̑͛͋r̔ͧ̅ ̭̤̮̈́c̝͔͙̺̠̋ͥ̏ͅa͇̘̾n̲̳̬͈̭͉ͧ̃ͬ̍n̯̬̈́̀͆̉̇o̒̐͐͗ͥ̚ṫ̮̞̥̻̃̽̏̔ ̄̀ͭb͎̜͚͗͌̈́ͤͬe̜̟͉̩͚̥̥͂ͩ͋͛ ̔ͨͤ͐̀s̳̟̝͊ͩṯ̪̝͙͖͍͊̏͊̍͒o̙̤̼̝̙ͮ͂̓ͮp̙̠̳̳͚̅ͮ͛͋̅̈́p̙͎͒̄̅ͪ͆̓e̤̟̞͚͎̼͔ͥͬͥͪͦ̎d͕͎̥̘͇͊̐̍̚.̭̠̳ ̭̺̲̦͇H̭̲̹̭̝̻͎̋̅ͮ͌ë̼͉̮́̉̽̅̓̉͑ ̗͍̞̾̅̇́̊ỉ̗̩̞̗͈̐̌ͬͥͅs̩̙̭̮̩̉ ͙͇ͤ̾͒͑i̖̯̺̳͊̑ͧ̽͂̍̒ṋ̰̰̤̺͉̬̐̉ͧs̱̳͇̲̥̩̉́̄e͖̮͕͚̥p͕̂̋̉ͣ̐̍ͤà͉͎͖̯͎r̟̤͙͉̔̾a͇͕͎̞ͨ̿̚b̪͈͉̞̳͖ͬ̑̇̃̊l̰ͅe̟̦ͭ ͉̼ͩ͑͑͊f̎͋ṛͨ͑ͮͥͦo̥̥̻ͯͦ̂͋͊̂͆m̖̘̥̼͋̾̈́͊ ͫr̥e͆͛̿͐ȃ͇̠̈́̊͋̆̎l͔͖͉̫̿ͤ̋̑̌̐ǐțͦ́͂̔y͚ͩ͂͊̿,͍̳͈͚͍ͅ ̤̮̘͕͚̥̱̄̐̒͛̆a̜ͥͤͩ͊̄̋̑s͕̉ ̏ͦh͔͎̭̗͓ͯͮeͭ̒̏ ̮ĕ̟̯̳̬̣͍̀ͣ͐x̰̭̠͙̱͍ͭ̂i̼̲͚̯̤ͧ̚s̏̂ͣͨ̊̚t̎͗ś̞̟̳͓͚̠͍͛̓̇̃ ͙̘̠ͣ̈́̌b̝̝̜̖̞̉̊̈́̈́̃e̱̘̭͕ͬ̂ͥ̒̈́̋y̹̦͍̫̪͖͎o̐̏͒̔͆n͔̼̖̏̊̍̇͊d̉̒̿ͯͧ̀ ̙̿͌͐t̄̑̿͗h͍̦͎̝̦̎͌̅̄̓͑̉ͅê̟̻̞̻̥̤̠͊͒͋ͫ ̪͙̝̦͓ͯͥ̆͊̚ṽ́͌͂̂e̿̆ͧͨ̚i͚͍͖̥̟ͧ̓ͦ̂̃ḷ͔̠̱̠ͦͤ͆̌.̺̩͚̌́͂̽͛̒ ͔̦͈͆̑̌ͯ́̍W͍̳̣͉̫͌̀͐̔̔a̹̜͙̗̫̺̲ͭͦ̽ị͍͇̄ͧͤ̅̚ͅt̬̗̱̯̭͒iͦͩ̓̀n͓̖͕ͯg̰̲̖̯.̞̅̓̑̿̉



I just moved to SLO from Chicago. I haven't taken a picture of a model in almost 2 years because most the models in Chicago were lame except for Zzy and all of the awesome ones I worked with moved to LA or NY. Now I'm on the west coast... and I probably still won't take pictures. But hey, you never know.

I broke it.
I broke everything.
Everything I ever did was lost in a hard drive crash - so I have no examples or reference of how amazing I am. The ones I did salvage, I corrupted because I like them better that way... and that's what I'm going to do to the photos from now on. [Unless, maybe, you want to pay me. In which case, I'll show you the unedited ones and even take normal pictures of you. I'm easy for money.]

The girls in those pictures can probably tell you I'm 'okay'.
But this is what I do with photos now - do you want to shoot stuff?

I sold all of my lighting equipment except for one ring-light that is still in a box since it came back from repair.

I'm not going to pay you. I mean, even if I was, I have no money. That's not what this is about.

I'm charming, can't you tell?

I'm a 29 year old guy that most models say is significantly less creepy than the other photographers they work with. That's my resumé. I don't care if you get naked, but everyone likes pictures of naked girls.

But no matter what, the pictures are gonna be some kind of trashy, weird or dirty.

Don't come at me with 'themes' and 'visions' and other thoughts that take more than like 2 seconds. Let's... just... shoot.

Oh, also, I don't have a studio. It's hard enough to find a place to fuckin' live in this town, y'know. But... there's mountains and shit out here, right? That's what I'm told.

Message me, though.

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Really, though.
I worked with a lot of models. I think some of them don't hate me, which is pretty cool. We're facebook friends and sometimes see each other IRL.

I have worked with girls from SG, Zivity, GG, Burning Angel, and most likely a dominatrix near you. I was also the #3 Photographer on Zivity for, I believe, April of 2010 - right behind Steve Prue and Lithium Picnic. Impressive, right? (Lol, there were like.... 100 photogs and 5,000 members at the time)

I'm normal. I just hate how most of the people on this website function. And yes, that is what I'm going to do to your pictures. I'm going to take awesome, attractive photos of you and I'm going to completely ruin them.

I hope that's okay.

Talk to you soon.

I am now accepting confessions of love in my tag section. That's the only thing you're allowed to post. Anything not saying how much you love me will be deleted. These are the rules. I don't make them. I just make them.

Will I drive to SF/LA/SJ/LV/WHATEVA? That depends. Will there be nachos?

Also, I swear, if you post on my wall with something about your rates, I will hate you.

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