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I LIKE:
- good lighting
- athletic bodies
- jumping
- dance
- water
- pilates

NO LIKEY:
- lame excuses for canceling
- lame excuses for showing up late
- no excuse or call for canceling or showing up late

I WISH:
- i was better at photoshop.
- i had $1 for every model who no-showed.

spelling guide for the challenged:
- "paid" not "payed"
- "prefer" not "perfer"
- "etc" not "ect"
- "heels" not "heals"
- "accept" is to receive. "except" are the nudes you don't do
- more fun to come!

ah yes, the details:
if we decide we want to work together, i'll immediately give you my phone number and studio address. the #1 thing you can do to piss me off is not have the courtesy to tell me you need to cancel. i've had paid shoots where the model doesn't show up, doesn't call, doesn't email. i'm not sure on what planet this is acceptable behavior, but it's really unprofessional and amazingly inconsiderate. my time is just as important as yours. please treat it accordingly.

if we shoot, you get a DVD of the full take when we are done. you sign a model release giving you promotional, but not commercial rights (i.e. you can't sell them). you have to listen to my mega mix on my itunes. don't worry, you will like it. i have music to suit every taste except for klezmer. if you're really nice, i might share my gummi bears with you. i will do limited retouching on 5-10 images if you are kewl and show up on time.