Dear everybody, glad you could make it!
Let me save us both a lot of time right away...
No trade at this time. Tuition is killing me, and unfortunately I can't pay my Bills with pixels (like Bill, my bookmaker and Bill, my parole officer. JK. )
Alan H Bruce: "Amadea is a true pleasure to work with… if you have the chance you should act on it."7
I will show up on time or even early, ready, willing and able, but I don't shop a bunch so let's keep it simple with the wardrobe and jewelry and just use yours or none at all.
Select designer pieces available, please enquire.
Also I have shoes. Lots of shoes.
Lost Photo: "Amadea is a consummate professional. And a damn fine model. And a damn fine dame."
Unless otherwise instructed, I will come with a fresh face, "nails did," and unstyled hair, so you can decide there and then what and how much you'd like. Or have the MUA do it. I clean up real good by the way.
I connect with my photographers well. I always give my 100% to help realize your vision and am usually able to deliver what you need out of your project in 50% of the expected time if you can communicate what you want the first twelfth of our time. (Have I also mentioned that I am a genius at math? Bill, my accountant, told me so! )
Philipp Ritchie: "It would be hard to say what is a perfect model for the style of photography I create, but Amadea comes close.
A beautiful model is just a beautiful model if she cannot create the feeling and mood I need. Amadea does. Every time I book her for a selection of ideas to be done in a certain time, she comes through, understands my concepts and makes them work for me."
Ink: three small ones, edit them out, cover 'em up or...not.
Piercings: have pierced ears and a metal allergy. I'll wear earrings for short amounts of time if required.
Scars: only on the inside.
I am high energy, (but low maintenance, best of both worlds!).
If I'm fed with enough sugar and/or caffeine, almost anything could happen.
( "Life-A.D.D.", I had it added to the DSMIV)
I am an experienced traveler, internationally published, and have so far visited 27 States, 24 countries, lived in 4, and should maybe not attempt to return to... nevermind.
I am originally from Vienna, Austria, my manners are impeccable (until I turn them off), I speak with a slightly British accent, (until I change it up a little) and I will get very effing offended if you ask me a bunch of stupid s*** about Germany/ say "G'day, mate!"
I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment. Ludwig Wittgenstein
I do not offer adult stuff (that's where Erotica ends and Porn begins), Gonzo or Guerilla photography. That means I don't want your parts on my parts in a photo. Or period.
That also means that if I am posing nude outdoors for you, you will have one of three things:
1) A permit.
2) A reliable lookout, equipped with plenty of bail money, an attorney (Bill, of course.) on speed dial and open-date business class tickets on Delta for me and my five cats for our trip to Mexico after 'they' deport me. Pm me for my frequent flier number.
3) A private property where a chicken can cross the dirt road without having its motives questioned.)
References available upon request, or just check out my tags.
(Believe everything you've heard )
Thank you, come again!
There will be a quiz shortly.
PS: eat your greens!