Dear everybody, glad you could make it!
Let me save us both a lot of time right away...
On hiatus, with college and a regular job an' all, tryina pay them Bills. (like Bill, my bookmaker and Bill, my parole officer. Jk. ) Thank you. Come again.
Alan H Bruce: "Amadea is a true pleasure to work with… if you have the chance you should act on it."7
I will show up on time or even early, ready, willing and able, but I don't shop a bunch so let's keep it simple with the wardrobe and jewelry and just use yours or none at all.
Select designer pieces available, please enquire.
Also I have shoes. Lots of shoes.
Lost Photo: "Amadea is a consummate professional. And a damn fine model. And a damn fine dame."
Unless otherwise instructed, I will come with a fresh face, "nails did," and unstyled hair, so you can decide there and then what and how much you'd like. Or have the MUA do it. I clean up real good by the way.
I connect with my photographers well. I always give my 100% to help realize your vision and am usually able to deliver what you need out of your project in 50% of the expected time if you can communicate what you want the first twelfth of our time. (Have I also mentioned that I am a genius at math? Bill, my accountant, told me so! )
Philipp Ritchie: "It would be hard to say what is a perfect model for the style of photography I create, but Amadea comes close.
A beautiful model is just a beautiful model if she cannot create the feeling and mood I need. Amadea does. Every time I book her for a selection of ideas to be done in a certain time, she comes through, understands my concepts and makes them work for me."
Ink: three small ones, edit them out, cover 'em up or...not.
Piercings: have pierced ears and a metal allergy. I'll wear earrings for short amounts of time if required.
Scars: only on the inside.
I am high energy, (but low maintenance, best of both worlds!).
If I'm fed with enough sugar and/or caffeine, almost anything could happen.
( "Life-A.D.D.", I had it added to the DSMIV)
I am an experienced traveler, internationally published, and have so far visited 27 States, 24 countries, lived in 4, and should maybe not attempt to return to... nevermind.
I am originally from Vienna, Austria, my manners are impeccable (until I turn them off), I speak with a slightly British accent, (until I change it up a little) and I will get very effing offended if you ask me a bunch of stupid s*** about Germany/ say "G'day, mate!"
I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment. Ludwig Wittgenstein
I do not offer adult stuff (that's where Erotica ends and Porn begins), Gonzo or Guerilla photography. That means I don't want your parts on my parts in a photo. Or period.
That also means that if I am posing nude outdoors for you, you will have one of three things:
1) A permit.
2) A reliable lookout, equipped with plenty of bail money, an attorney (Bill, of course.) on speed dial and open-date business class tickets on Delta for me and my five cats for our trip to Mexico after 'they' deport me. Pm me for my frequent flier number.
3) A private property where a chicken can cross the dirt road without having its motives questioned.)
And enough DEED to kill everything, I MEAN EVERYTING, in a 5 yard radius around me.
After the last insect bite I spent more time and money on the doctor than I care to and I'm just fucking done with the critters here. They've offended my delicate sensibilities for the last doggone time.
References available upon request, or just check out my tags.
(Believe everything you've heard )
Thank you, come again!
There will be a quiz shortly.
PS: eat your greens!