AUSTIN TEXAS AND NEWORLEANS I WILL BE IN YOU IN SEPTEMBER SO PLEASE BOOK ME
If you hate reading, watch this! It has all my modeling policies and info, plus jokes and funny faces, and it's a video! You don't have to read videos!:
I'm an open-minded, responsible, punctual 23 year old alt-model/vlogger/personality/GodsGirl looking to gain experience, build my port and resume, and engage with my ever-growing audience.
I don't really have a "traditional" model look - I'm 5 and a half feet tall, pretty curvy and tattooed, and I have a bit of a tummy I've been working on getting rid of (OMG DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD MY LIFE IS IF YOU TAKE AWAY CARBS AND REPLACE THEM WTH CRUNCHES). I started dancing, so I'm losing weight again after gainin' some last summer.
I have a colorful half sleeve of Madusa tattooed on my upper right arm, a small piece on my inner right forearm, a small "thirteen" under my left breast, and "Fuck you, Pay me," in script across the backs of my thighs, under my booty. All of them are easily covered by makeup doe.
I think my face looks like some kind of dinosaur muppet, but people seem to like it anyway. But if you're planning a dinosaur and/or muppet shoot I'm definitely your girl.
No photoshop no makeup pic go!
Taken the morning of 4/6/12:
I'm a licensed cosmetologist, working as a hair stylist and makeup artist as a supplement to alt modeling.
As you can see, I have an a-symmetrical, or "Skrillex" haircut. In about 15 minutes I can whip some really awesome extensions into my hair and you won't even know. I can be a longhaired notattoos model in half an hour.
I'm pushing an entire package of my look and personality through creative, engaging, sincere work that fits the personal brand I've been building with internet marketing, networking, and social media. BUZZWORDS. I've gained almost 7000 Twitter followers, more than 1800 tumblr followers, and more than 2800 IG followers, and the number is always growing as I spread to new markets/mediums/networks.
Because of that - while I'll always sign a model release when working TF, if I don't feel the shoot fits my brand's tone, I'll ask to go uncredited. You'll still have all my likeness rights for free and whatnot, just call me "Model #666" or something.
I'd rather not do TF for shoots where I have to pose with fabric, 'cause that is generally awful and makes me feel like a cherub.
I'm obviously okay with being naked, though if you're looking for erotica and your shoot is TF I generally like to save that jump into full-on eroticness until at least our second shoot.
I'll pry change my mind about that if I think your work is super incredible, but even then only if we meet up and it turns out we mesh amazingly well.
For your first TF shoot with me you'll usually have to be okay with Playboy-style nudity as well as my awkward giggling (just kidding, the giggling happens at every shoot). Some people hate it.
I don't drive and I have an awful sense of direction. So I'll have an "escort," as in someone who drives me and helps me carry my shit into your house/studio and says, "Hi, I'm so-and-so, nice to meet you, have fun you guys," then leaves.
If it's okay with you and they have nowhere to go (like if we're out in the middle of nowhere and it's freezing and they have a cold), it's sometimes easier for them to stay in the room/studio/house/general vicinity. This almost never happens. But if it does, I'm really good at not being distracted. My "escort" is really good at not being distracting. We all got skillz.
If they stay, my "escort" is very helpful. They move lights, hold reflectors, and help me remember to do modely things, like arch my back or engage with my eyes or slightly open my mouth.
But if it'd make you feel more comfortable to have them in another room, whatever, that's cool. They have smart phones and/or laptops, that keeps people from being bored. Like I said, it pretty much never happens that they hafta stay anyway.
BTW, if my ride is not in the same room or in the same house or in the same neighborhood after dropping me off, don't ask me over and over again if I'm worried about them or where they are or if if I think they're bored.
I'm working with you right now, if they're somewhere getting tortured by rabid super-intelligent squirrels, I neither know nor care. The most distracting thing is you thinking I'm distracted when I don't even have an escort.
Feel free to ask about my rates! I'm friendly! They're very reasonable! Take advantage of my ignorance of my own self-worth! I have half and full day rates that are a motherfuckin' steal!
And: I'm super willing to shoot TFP. Do you have an awesome idea? Think I would work for it? Then send me a message! Please specify it's a TF pitch, or I'm gonna assume you wanna hire me for ca$h. I really love to trade for content!
Stuff that's gonna be published obvs has value beyond money. I abbreviated "obviously" because I'm young and I move fast.
I'm also willing to work via the trading and/or barter system like the owner of an old west general store -
Buy we wardrobe for the shoot. Let me keep it. Boom, paid.
Buy me shit off my wishlist. Boom, paid.
I need web sets for Zivity and the like. Content trade. You shoot something for me, I shoot something for you.
I love to travel. Give me gas money to drive to you, a bed somewhere, and food. I'll shoot with you for DAYS, as long as you give me some time to walk around the city and look at its statues and eat the local barbecue.
I'd also love to trade my services as a hair/makeup artist for shoot time with you!
I don't do deposits, but I do have a cancellation policy - if you book me and cancel on me within a week of a scheduled shoot then you owe 50% of the agreed upon fee, and if you cancel on me within 48 hours of a scheduled shoot then you owe me 100% of the agreed upon fee. It's here, it's written out in plain English, it's what I do. If I cancel on you, I'll pay whatever I have to for anything you booked - studios, hotels, makeup artists - whatever we agreed on when we scheduled our shoot. This works both ways.
I'm pretty quiet (the personality in this profile is a LIE), I'm fun to work with, I'm really open-minded, and I'm laid back to the extent that I'm down for pretty much whatever (on shoots I often say, "Sure!" and that often includes removing items of clothing). So hit me up.
Will also work for candy or freshly baked chocolate chip cookies (only sort of a joke).
At the moment, I'm only available after 8 pm, Tues - Fri. Otherwise, Sat - Mon, I'm good all day.
But hit me up anyway! If you have a shoot I can't bring myself to miss before 8 pm on a Wednesday, I'll work some shit out.