Baron Von Tyher

My images speak louder than any blah blah blah I could write here.  The rest of this is for entertainment value.

I will not partake in any discussions about who is the best photographer of "whatever" style. But please vote for me as best fetish photographer!

My Shooting Parameters, Rules, (and other random thoughts):

No nudity! Under no circumstances will I get nude for trade, no matter how much persuasion is used - ever!  I'm professional! And I hope you respect me enough not to send me TFP requests for nude photos, indeed.
Escorts: Are welcome to drop off the model, have a spot of tea and crumpets, leave, and come back after shooting is done!
Gas money: Really now, would you ask Johnny Depp for gas money?
Payment: I will not pay you, unless someone is paying me.
Cell phone-MUST BE OFF: I know it's become a vital appendage but I promise you won't die with it off for a few hours.
Release required and legal photo ID. If you are lying about your age,you will have to suck it up.
Pushing the barriers of what is possible to what is impossible thereby creating THE image a must. In other worlds: Don't get all whiney and wimpy on my ass.
Ability to catch a plane or train a must.
"At this time:" If that poppycock appears anywhere on your profile, I probably don't want to work with you 'at this time.'
GPS equipped a MAJOR plus.
Dating. This is not a dating site! Do not ask me out to dinner, unless you're buying.

If you contact me send me as much details as possible including:
Full Legal Name
SS#
Bank Routing Information
Favorite Teacher in High School
Maiden name if any
Last Three Addresses
Medications on

If you actually read all this acerbic, sarcastic stuff, laughed, dig my style, and still like to shoot..... Y-O-U RAWK!
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I'll delete your tag if it is advertising, "vote for me" , or just plain lame.