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Last activity: Jul 14, 2014
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Euphoreal

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Chicago, Illinois, US

Mayhem #2726845
Photographer


MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/Euphoreal

About me
SEE MY TEMPORARY CASTING CALL BELOW!
(pretty far down there, really! lol!)

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I'm not trying to be "famous"... I can't help that.
It has no bearing on what I do or what I love.

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I know we'll get some great images if you'll allow it. High-maintenance, uptight divas need-not apply... if you're not sure if that's you, just read your own profile and it should become self-evident - lol. I hope you like what I've gotten with the great models I've worked with, thus far. :)

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For what it's worth, please offer as much moral support and encouragement as you can to the good people of Ukraine. There are so many tremendous artists over there! There are incredible artists in Russia, too, so we should all be trying to bring ourselves together and show our politicians that we can - and want to - live together and work together - IN PEACE - even if THEY can't. Politicians can't fix a broken society, only WE can - because We ARE Society. So it starts with us. In fact, politicians are usually the source of society's problems. Actions in Ukraine are just another example of that. If we have LESS government, then We the People will have MORE freedom - period... and that requires more responsibility to take care of ourselves and do what's right - which is the most satisfying thing in the world! Taking care of ourselves as individuals so no one else has to IS the social responsibility we owe to each other - not higher taxes, that's so empty. Government's role in society is not to punish successful people with taxes to try and force "equality" - it can't be done, even under the strictest of controls. And I don't know how you reconcile the concept of "Equal Pay for Equal Work" if you're all too willing to pay people who don't work from the money of people who do? How is THAT "equal pay for equal work?" If you allow that, why should anybody work? You have to be strong enough support yourself before you can ever hope to help someone else - that's what we ALL owe to society. If/when that happens, we'll need very little government (no, not "no government"... just very little) to control a wonderful society that we ALL can enjoy, invent, and continually create every day! :)

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Euphoria: A state of intense happiness, well-being, and self-confidence.

Ethereal: Light, Airy, or Tenuous. An ethereal world created through the poetic imagination.

Hence the name: Euphoreal

I also like the moments of "Real Euphoria" that beautiful images and the process of capturing art can instill.

Welcome to my page.

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Euphoreal?

Yes I am.

(It's actually pronounced: you-FOR-real... not YOU-fer-REAL?)
There's no country OR ghetto in it. Thanks! :)

If you want to pose for artistic nudes, I'm here to help!
I'm very giving in that way! ;)

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Alright, honestly? Regardless what you've heard about my portfolio and all the places my images have appeared, I'm not REALLY a photographer of fine art nudes. I'm really just a TOTALLY SUPER HOT STUDLY DUDE with an uncanny amount of beautiful crazed models shamelessly stalking me!... and exposing themselves to me in public!... everywhere I go!

It's awful, I tell ya! A real curse! When I go to church, to a bar, out to watch a band, or even for a jog on a country road! I get publicly accosted everywhere!... by these... these... these HOT TAWDRY TARTS! Even in Europe!

See for yourself!

I can't walk across the street without some random woman calling out my name!

"Hey E! Like what you see?" Fortunately for me, they're all INCREDIBLE LOOKING, so the answer has always been an emphatic, "YES!" (but I can't let THEM know that or they'll never stop!).

Look at the pictures! You'll see! When they do it, I whip-out my trusty little... cell cam (uh-huh, right)... and I start shooting... with my "cell cam"... so I can report these... these HARLOTS... to the police! But the police are no help! They just LAUGH in my face and say, "Sorry, sir. We don't have time for this! We have REAL criminals to catch! Like speeders!" They don't even care about the jaywalkers! (which you'll see in my portfolio, too!)

I just can't win!

The only reason I've agreed to have these images published and/or sold at gallery shows is to raise awareness of this public scourge! It happens so often, I should start a whole campaign to stop these women from committing random acts of art like this! So if you want to see YOURSELF displayed in these shows or pictorials, go ahead! Make my day! Just start hanging around me and flashing me and see where it gets ya! Don't doubt me on this! If you do it, I WILL take your picture!!

If only I was a REAL photographer, then it would make sense. Because let's face it, if I was a REAL photographer, with a REAL camera, and you with a body as beautiful as yours, you have to admit to being more than a little intrigued by the prospect of being the central focus of a tasteful, respectful, artistic nude photo shoot... in out-of-the-ordinary places... especially at the perfect age while you still can.

What should I DO? Someone PLEASE help!

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Yes, I have a sense of humor, but I also take my art - and yours - very seriously. I'm essentially a landscape photographer (aren't we all) stuck in a large city in the middle of flatland, America, seeking primary "subject matter" (yes, that's you) in the form of nude and semi-nude models (again, you... it's always all about you - lol). We will have fun with whatever we bring to the table, and I'm confident we'll get something nice... and hopefully, a little unexpected, too. If you want to see more of my work, send me your email address and I can invite you to a Dropbox folder where you can easily click through MANY MORE images that way... at least a hundred, or so, at a larger size and free of charge.

Let's shoot. :)

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One thought that inspires me - even more than any themes or ideas I have listed below - is thinking of how many amazing models there are within about a 3-hour span of Chicago... and to think that by the end of any given day - even today, tomorrow, or this weekend - we could create something incredible that never existed before. That thought in itself is very profound to me. It's all sitting there... ready and waiting... right now... all we have to do is seize the day. If this is what you do... if this is what WE do... then why aren't we doing it? It's just a half-a-day away.

CONTINUING THEMES I'M INTERESTED IN SHOOTING
See if these spark any creative feedback from you:

- Open to Suggestion (a solicitation for ideas? or an actual theme? hmm...)
- Urban Nudes (My forte! Quick, easy, SAFE. I have connections. You'll love it!)
- The Opposite of Paparazzi (would that be "Opparazzi?")
- On the Road (on a country road near you - very popular series)
- You Sexy Little Show Off (I'll let your creativity interpret this as you please)
- Under the Bridge (and sometimes on top)
- Into the Tunnel (several locations)
- Elbow-length Glam Gloves and Black Thigh-Highs (classic!)
- "Noudoir" (Nude Boudoir)
- ...and Nude Noir (Nude Film Noir)
- The Pussification of America (open to your artistic input)
- Actions Speak Louder than Words (so an action photo must be like a megaphone!)
- Tied Tight (50 Shades of Grey themes)
- The Crafty Beaver (another very popular series)
- Umbrellas in Public! (French Impressionist style)
- The UnCut (political statement, very explicit)
- Staged Voyeurism (or Planned Peep Show)
- I Need More Cowbell (which means nothing, really, unless YOU'VE actually got more cowbell!)

- Anonymous Shoots: I've been getting a lot of requests from models who love nude art and want to shoot anonymously; either to test the waters of shooting erotica or to look after their professional identity. I have experience with that (lawyers, account executives, one radio personality, medical and secretarial professionals, etc), it does bring some additional challenges to a shoot (but even more so to cropping and editing), and I'm definitely willing to work with you in that capacity.

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Escorts: Most (nearly all) are usually fine with me, and even encouraged for models who don't know the photographer. I honestly don't care who's at a shoot as long as they contribute to the process instead of hinder it. Feel free to check the references in my credits list, too. No problem.

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Regarding Pay:
Since you don't have time to read all my thoughts on pay, and you probably wouldn't like them if you did, let's just say that I don't believe in any fictional "industry standards," and I'm very fair-minded when it comes to pay. VERY fair minded. Are you? :)

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My Major Pet Peeve:
People who don't properly credit others for the work they've achieved. We don't live in a vacuum, and unless you're doing self-portraits (Lady Hawk's are great!), it takes at least TWO people to produce an artistic photograph. To me, a sign of TRUE greatness are the superstars who continually shower OTHERS with credit when the public is trying to heap it on THEM. Conversely, I think it's a measure of how truly small you are when you try to hoard all the credit for yourself. If I see models who don't credit their photographers, I won't shoot with them... and when I see photographers who don't credit models, I recommend that the models don't shoot with them, OR that they expressly make photo credits a part of their shooting agreement.

Check out my credits section below AND all models are linked under their photos inside my portfolio.

THANK YOU!

Credits
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Please don't use your credits as weapons of leverage to get your way; or worse, to put someone down. Just stop power-tripping over what you've done, alright? (geez, and I thought the male ego was bad). It's nice that you've done some beautiful and exciting things... in the past. I have, too... but they are in the past. They are not predictors of how things will go, nor are they guarantors of what will happen in the future. That's why I keep shooting and trying new things.

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My credits are a way of acknowledging my thanks and expressing my gratitude for the wonderful people who've helped me. They've earned their place in my work and in my heart, and they deserve to be mentioned here.

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Some of my best looking stalkers:

Cameo Michelle - MM# 1875179
She moves like no one else in front of a camera! What more can I say about a model who has become a close friend, is a one-of-a-kind beauty, and is a never-ending student of her craft? She lives and epitomizes art! Your camera was made for her!... and she can cook, too! :)

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D E V I - MM# 2686156
Artistic, personable, creative, engaging... a tremendous model to collaborate with! "Devi: She is the female counterpart without whom the male aspect, which represents consciousness and discrimination (that's definitely me), remains impotent and void."

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Natalee Hawthorne - MM# 1706273
My longest and dearest friend on MM. I wish more of you would work with her! If you like a glam look, you're all missing the boat! She has the passion you're looking for! But I'm more than happy to let you overlook her and keep her as my own creative secret! :)

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St Merrique - MM# 772043
Probably the greatest single hour of photography I have EVER experienced! The Zen of Art! No time to think! No time to overdo anything. We put our abilities together and lightning struck!

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Kristy Ann - MM# 632357
OMG! The epitome of art, beauty, talent, always a positive attitude!... and just undeniably S E X Y ! :)

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PetulaV - MM# 779165
You will NEVER meet a nicer, sexier, friendlier more talented model! Amazing in front of a lens! She also introduced me to the most unforgettable model I've ever worked with!... and we couldn't speak a word to each other! I felt like I was shooting someone historically famous the whole time. It's a feeling I live for at every shoot. I have to get back to Bohemia!

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Christie Gabriel - MM# 489446
Ideas abound! If you haven't shot with her, your camera hasn't achieved its full potential!

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ISM - MM# 1820135
Two of the most electrifying shoots I've ever been on! Buzzing for HOURS after each one! So much fun and felt true fulfillment as a photographer!

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Liz Ashley - MM# 26159
Experienced, adaptable, grace and beauty in any and every situation! Her artistic wonder is far greater than my words can describe! Talent as big as Texas!

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Jess Robinson - MM# 539418
She is the perfect mix of incredible beauty, great sense of humor, definitely smart, and guaranteed FUN! You don't need me to tell you how amazing she is! I gotta get back to the Longhorn state!

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Modella-Nudes - MM# 2354504
Such incredible beauty and form! A great artistic mindset! Perfect proportions for a model! Enthusiastic and wonderful to talk to between shots! :)

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Brianne Blu - MM# 2647335
Just Wow! Bri and I have created some... check that... LOTS of amazing art together! She is incredible to shoot with. Got me my first POTD 18+ winner, too!

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Violetta Storms - MM# 109547
If you want the shot, Violetta will get it!... and keep you laughing the whole time! :)

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Rain Model - MM# 2236581
An artist in her own rite with strong ideas and her own unique style! :)

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Mizz Amanda Marie - MM# 1289955
Beautiful look, easy to talk to, and just look at her portfolio! Her creativity speaks for itself and her fantastic photos say more than my words ever could!

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Chantelle Marie - MM# 2876436
We had time, we got together, kind of impromptu, and we had a fantastic shoot, almost effortlessly! The way I love to shoot!

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Deja Mone - MM# 2594334
Lovely artistic look and eager to help you get your shot!... and it WILL be great!

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Traci Matthews - MM# 2426439
Very kind and beautiful. Knows her own direction!

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Mick Rosen Shooting Event:
Anna Niebrdyzowski - MM# 2200292
Brandi Huffines - Facebook
Tanah - MM# 1556939
Gina Monteleone "GiGi" - MM# 714208
Hannah Peltier - MM# 2910694
Niecce - MM# 1352067
Holly Kirby - MM# 2294195
Heidi Fahrenbach - MM# 760258

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Models without Online Porfolios:
Shay Elise - Chicago
Lucia - Prague
Amanda W - Wisconsin
Dani Dank - New Orleans

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As well as a variety of professionals, lawyers, students, nurses, salespeople, etc; who choose to shoot artistic nudes anonymously, whose generosity and beauty have graced my art, for which I am truly blessed and deeply grateful, and whose identities shall respectfully remain forever nameless and anonymous in my works.

Thank you... to ALL of the above!

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Winner POTD18+ Contest:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/contests/potd18/female/runner_ups/130324
Thanks to Brianne Blu! MM# 2647335
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Here's an encouraging endorsement from self-proclaimed "Alpha-Female," LissaH, who left this lovely public tag on my page, 2013-02-04:

"CREEPY PERVERT! I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE ADDING HIM! DO NOT DO IT UNLESS YOU LIKE ATTENTION FROM PERVERTS!"

That is an absolute gem! lol! Thank you, Lissa! :)

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Lastly, I think you can tell a lot about a person's intent from the lists they display in their profiles. If you want to be blown away by the greatest images and models this site has to offer, click below on my list for - E U P H O R E A L : Defined

Scroll through it and prepare to swoon with desire!... and drool with envy! :)
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