Percho

Photographer Male Melbourne, Victoria, Australia My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/percho
Mayhem # 289638

About Me

My new website is up and running. Please check it:

WWW.PERCYORTIZ.COM

For a more extensive showcase of my work and the latest news on my next projects, or to enquire about my services



My name is Percy and I am a Melbourne based Glamour Photographer and I just relocated from Perth. I specialise in fashion, model and glamour photography.


HEY NEW FRIENDS smile If you send me a drive by friend request with no follow-up, I assume you are here for dating. Awesome. Ladies, I will try to send an inappropriate message within 24 hours of your friend request. Dudes, it may take a couple of days.

If you're thinking that Melbourne is too far, I also shoot in Sydney. If you're thinking that Sydney is too far, I also shoot in Brisbane. If you're thinking that Sydney is too far, ask me, because I go there to buy Krispy Kreams and I will stop over if you are awesome. If you're thinking that Perth is too far, you're technically correct, but I like Perth and it was my home for 20 odd years. I recently changed my base to Melbourne but still call Perth home so going over for a shoot is definitely a maybe.

A little about me:
-I am offended by people who are offended by nudity. Deeply offended.
-I'm lactose intolerant but only when i drink milk
-I wear jeans and a vest ALL THE TIME.
-I speak French, until a French person speaks to me, then i only speak spanish
-I say "that's hot!!!" far, far too much while shooting. If you work with me, you will think that's the only adjective I know. On request, I can replace it with "you're awesome"

So you're not comfortable taking my word for it, vouching for my own awesomeness? Check out these unsolicited testimonials!

I guess I can, if you say all the other models do it too. It just seems kind of weird. - Felicity Mypantz, MM#756382926546622696969

Hey, I hate to bother you again, but your check bounced. - (mmm... name withheld )

Don't freak out or anything, but I think I'm pregnant. - Emmanuelle Swanson, MM#4278249696969

Are you sure you can post stuff like this on Model Mayhem? - Portia Newfolio, MM#98685934696969

OMG, I thought you said "buttonhole." No, I think I'm probably not into doing that kind of shoot. - Lydia Implié, MM#564789586

As for out-of-the-blue friend requests, I love them! I'm always looking for new friends I have never met and probably never will. I accept just about all friend requests, with only a couple of exceptions, listed below. No offense if you fall into one of these categories:
-You are a photoshop wizard
-You have more than one glass eye
-You are a trollop
-You are a hustler
-You don't know how to play Battlefield
-You can beat me at Battlefield (I know, conflicts a little with the one above... it's a fine line)

Do note that if you send me a friend request, by doing so you agree to pose nude for me. If you also send a tag when you friend me, you have the right to opt for a classy nude. If you also leave a comment on one of my photos, you can opt to be nude indoors. If you also list one of my photos, you may bring an escort; of course, she must also be nude.

If I send you a friend request, it pretty much means I want to see you naked. I send out a LOT of friend requests.

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