Brett StoutModel Male Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, US
My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/brettstout Facebook
Mayhem # 301654
Greeting and salutations kids, my name's Brett and I'm a dork. And probably like most dorks I'm smarter than you are, but I'm also probably a bigger ass than you are as well. The trick is to combine the two Smart+Ass and you will get the real me. In truth, I'm just a simple "somewhat" eccentric and moderately rad guy looking to get my artwork out there in the public eye. I do a little modeling and partake in a plethora of moderately disturbing art endeavors including: photography, watercolor, sculpture, mixed media collage and painting. I created the Anti Condo Art group (and I'm the only one allowed to join it) and put on kick ass art shows at ghetto charming establishments here in Myrtle Beach. I'm a published author of one novel entitled "lab rat manifesto" which you can peruse for free on Google book search or if you aren't cheap you can buy a copy on Amazon.com or Barnes and Noble.com. It's shocking I know, but I'm a freak yet also a fucking hero since I'm a nationally registered EMT-Paramedic and I help people which good for my karma and Chi (which means I'm ceritified to make out with people...probably badly though..haha). I also have a B.A. in Art Studio/English, that other than piling on massive amounts of debt really hasn't gotten me very much from Coastal Carolina University. I'm just fucking around on here to make contacts and maybe meet some cooterawesome (cooter as a prefix can't be bad) people. When I'm not making art, saving lives or masturbating I enjoy: sweet tea, playing trivia, riding my Schwinn covered in punk rock stickers late at night, skimboarding, drinking coffee outside at DD, skydiving, Juicy Juice, surfing, quoting Point Break when I've been drinking, Jolt Cola, Waffle House, Elfin Crackers, power tools and building shit, stealing stupid things like Skittles, vinyl records, bowling, history, sarcasm, road trips, weird nicknacks (like my Vanilla Ice Doll and rocks from Montana), cheap beer, granola bars, tattoos, reading, snowboarding and attempting to win the lottery and giving all the money away to random homeless drunks and poor people in various African countries. That's all the entertainment you get for free homosapiens!
Feel free to peruse, I mean stalk me on Facebook/Twitter/Ghettospace
I credit my mom for spawning me...oh maybe I'm supposed to write something else here.