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MM is NOT my preferred method of communication. Please contact me at anna@artofanna.com regarding booking. Thank you.
You cannot book me by leaving a tag, picture comment, or list. I absolutely won't get the hint. anna@artofanna.com!
I AM: a photographable personality focused on fetish. I'm available for hire as a model, performer, and hostess.
I HAVE: Some noticeable scars on my biceps and wrists, which can be easily covered with makeup. I have one navel ring that is removable.
I DON'T HAVE: any tattoos. I'm boring like that.
TFvirginsacrifice: Don't ask me for TFanything unless you've already lined up the altar and virgins. This is my job. Thank you for understanding.
RATES: My rates are typically as follows:
Stills:
$200/two hours
$350/four hours
$600/eight hours
Video:
$250/two hours
$400/four hours
$700/eight hours
These numbers can vary based on the details of your project.
My rates will change on Jan. 1, 2010 to reflect my new policy of requiring a deposit to book me and fee for last minute cancellations. If you don't like it, suck my dick.
Book me at anna@artofanna.com.
TRAVEL: I travel constantly, and am particularly interested in booking work in the following cities:
-LA
-NYC
-Montreal
I am based in NYC when I'm not traveling.
I'm in NYC for all of November!:
Philly: Dec. 12
Boston: Dec. 28-Jan 1
2010 travel schedule coming soon, please notify me NOW if you want your city on my list.
Book me at anna@artofanna.com
FRIENDS: I approve all friends requests. If you're sending me one as a feeler to see if I'd like to work with you, I did not get the hint. Send me a message at anna@artofanna.com and ask!
Stalk me, you know you wanna!
Vote for my latest set on Zivity!
My Super Awesome List o' Gear!
-tits
-ass
-awesomesauce
-more high heels than I actually have storage space for
-win
Hiring me will add all of the above to your portfolio. And who doesn't need more win in their life? 
I have a long list of worked with's that I'm more than happy to email to you if you want, but it made my profile obnoxiously long so here's some cool quotes from awesome people I've worked with instead:
Rumors of your entertainment abilities circulate widely on the net. It’s said that you once seduced the Pope just for his red Ferragomo shoes. That you taught Bill Gates the real meaning of the “Pacific Rim.” That you came up with a version of the polka that’s been banned on three continents. That you invented something called the “Georgia Peach Nuclear Tongue Swirl.” That Xeroxes of your ass hang in the Louvre. That you never shower, but have a harem of nurses in your basement who sponge bathe you every day. But these are just rumors. I suspect that the truth is both more awful and more wonderful.
-Richard Kadrey, future ghost writer of my autobiography
"she's a tsunami of black leather that will drown you in shiny."
-Jon Mmmayhem
"I'd like to make a couple of things clear...yes your arms are neat but it's your feet that are sex.
THE END"
-Collin J. Rae
for the fucking record, anna fucking evans rocks harder than a goddamn chinese earthquake
-Becks
(she is so totally right.)
Oh, and n00b models can ask me questions, which I'll do my best to answer cause I'm super nice like that. Or something.
